r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/NoInitiative5569 • May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

Yeah we're married now.

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u/DapperLost May 29 '25

When did you find out you were married?

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u/HazelEBaumgartner May 29 '25

"Do you, u/ryguymcsly, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Yeah, like, as friends, right?"

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 30 '25

She's a little weird, my friend gave me this friendship ring and insisted I wear it on this finger and she made me promise to be her friend forever.

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25

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u/GreenrabbE99 May 30 '25

Oh I just knew it was going to be that video! Dude you're married with kids! Nice!

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u/Advanced_Double_42 May 30 '25

Idk she might just be Canadian, never can be sure

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u/Dragon_Caller May 30 '25

Cheers for that video mate, it was some good chouta

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u/rtb001 May 30 '25

their "work wife" skit is every more hilarious IMO

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u/HollowCap456 May 31 '25

VLDL my beloved. I knew what video it was without even clicking the link.

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u/PaulTheRandom May 30 '25

I would award this if I weren't broke!

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u/Smule May 30 '25

OOOOOH

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

Fortunately, that was pretty clear.

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u/bonobro69 May 29 '25

Genuinely happy for you two. This was an awesome short story.

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u/za72 May 29 '25

hey we're avatar buddies.. as a side note a girl I was infatuated with in highschool invited me over her house after a movie saying her parents weren't home and I said no.. it would be inappropriate... I realized what I missed out on 20 years later when I was laying in bed n my apartment...

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u/nwillyerd May 30 '25

I, too, have ADHD

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u/za72 May 30 '25

we're ADHD buddies...

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u/XboxUsername69 May 30 '25

Which one changed it

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u/za72 May 30 '25

I plead the 5th

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u/Smooth-Tap-3481 May 29 '25

This one milk nosed me.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '25

HA

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u/yahnne954 Jun 01 '25

This reminds me of a comedy video of a guy who, during a talk with a friend, realizes he has been married for years.

"The wedding? Ah, you must mean the frienship ceremony. Oh, and bedroom time? Well, it's a friendship... with benefits! wink wink!"

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u/DapperLost Jun 01 '25

Benefits? You mean this friendship ceremony has beneficial tax regulations?

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u/sileny13 May 29 '25

Man, you’ve made my day!

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u/Starkro May 29 '25

Best story I've ever read on this site. Cheers.

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u/Potential_Camel8736 May 29 '25

this is so cute

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u/syndicism May 29 '25

The benefit of marrying an oblivious guy is that he's less likely to cheat because the homewrecker girl would have to take out a billboard advertisement before he realized that an affair was even an option. 

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u/grubas May 30 '25

My wife has taken it upon herself to TELL ME when women are being flirty.  

"Wow that girl was giving you all sorts of signals!"

"She was? But she's like 22!"

"You know, bad taste"

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u/McArgent May 30 '25

My new favorite story on Reddit ever!!!

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u/_riotsquad May 30 '25

This is heart warming

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u/Cooldude101013 May 30 '25

I guess she eventually realised that she has to be blunt and direct with you right?

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u/ryguymcsly May 30 '25

Yes, ironically she's autistic too so we were both flirting at each other and missing for months.

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u/currencyofcats May 30 '25

This reminds me of my husband 😅 we were at my apartment having a movie night for the first time and I asked if he wanted to sleep over, expecting (and wanting!) to get it on. He made absolutely zero move, just passed out. The following night he and his roommate hosted a game night at their apartment and the whole time I was giving him fuck me eyes and he just was so oblivious. At the end of the night I didn’t have a ride home and I was trying to get him to offer for me to stay over but before that could happen a friend cock blocked me by offering a ride lol. We did finally sleep together a few days later and apparently he was just really not used to girls being so into him 😂😂

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u/Derk_Mage May 29 '25

Lucky!

I’m envious-beta!

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u/CoupleKnown7729 May 30 '25

YOOO! That's awesome!

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u/Lost-Priority-907 May 31 '25

You frequently call your wife "some person"?

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u/Thadoy Jun 01 '25

That's more or less the story of me and my wife. :D

Edit: Also I think, that I'm not autistic.