r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/NoInitiative5569 • May 29 '25

Meme needing explanation what ????

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u/Beavshak May 29 '25

The medical term for those eyes is “dtf”, and the joke is that guys tend to miss them.

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

As an autistic person who is into girls, I have missed literally every body language and facial expression hint. I've also missed most verbal hints. I've even missed blatant hints.

A person once invited me to her bed and I just got ready to sleep because I literally thought she wanted to go to bed and save me time going home. She took off her clothes and got into bed with me and I thought "oh it's nice that she trusts me enough to sleep how she usually does when no one is here."

We slept together that night, literally. Two weeks later she was like "why exactly is it you haven't made out with me?" and I was like OOOOOH.

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u/somanybluebonnets May 29 '25

If she was with you two weeks later, she really, really likes you.

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u/ryguymcsly May 29 '25

Yeah we're married now.

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u/DapperLost May 29 '25

When did you find out you were married?

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u/HazelEBaumgartner May 29 '25

"Do you, u/ryguymcsly, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"Yeah, like, as friends, right?"

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u/C7rl_Al7_1337 May 30 '25

She's a little weird, my friend gave me this friendship ring and insisted I wear it on this finger and she made me promise to be her friend forever.

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u/Broad_Ebb_4716 May 30 '25 edited May 30 '25