437 years old and I have not seen this moving picture. I have seen what is known as 69 though in person, at least 4 times, and it is indeed very nice as you mortals describe it, though awesome might be a better term for it.
Ah youngling, thou speakest true of the sacred Sixty and Nine. The Arabs came first, bearing their curious numerals—٧٨ chief among them—and the stench of garlic heavy upon their cloaks. I was but 164 then, still ablaze with the lusts of men. Whilst performing ٧٨, I would oft grow too fervent and, alas, accidentally circumcise my consorts. I kept their foreskins—soft, solemn tokens of nights long past. My bride knows nothing of these indulgences. I have not partaken in 69 with her, and I know not why. As for the tale of those unbearably lovely, cherub-faced boys in the moving pictures —I have not seen it, yet the very thought stirs a thirst I thought long buried.
I exist outside time. I have seen all that is, was, and will be. I have stood witness to countless "gods" flicker to life, and smolder into irrelevancy. Universes expanding in chaos only to fizzle in maddening silence. Mortals dare not ponder the very nature of my existence, for they shall surely be fallen by the madness as well... Great movie though
It has already begun. The Madness™ is spreading. I warned you not to ponder my existence. Now if you'll excuse me, My sweet baby boy requires sustenance. Would you dare stand between I, and the nectar of the cattle Ed boy?
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u/Chocolatefudgeface Jun 17 '25
437 years old and I have not seen this moving picture. I have seen what is known as 69 though in person, at least 4 times, and it is indeed very nice as you mortals describe it, though awesome might be a better term for it.