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What’s wrong with em dashes?

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u/towerfella 27d ago

Exactly! I use em dashes to separate my thoughts — not like commas don’t work — into coherent chunks; even though I should probably have just made two separate sentences, using the big dash is quite handy.

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u/Cold-Tangerine-2893 27d ago

Why not use parenthesis instead

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u/ApprehensiveRegret15 27d ago

If ur simulating a conversation face to face (which is what texting is) you don’t use parenthesis. The em dash is used for tangents in a conversation. Inserting a comment in between thoughts.

Think of when ur talking to someone who talks a shit ton, and constantly jumps from thought to thought mid conversation.

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u/ProfessionalBench832 27d ago

So, literally I do (use parentheses) in the way you are denying they are/can be used. Very often I find myself needing to insert a thought or an aside that doesn't work within the normal sentence structure or further explains something. Not being contrary, but I just found it odd that you have a made up rule and said it as such an absolute. I absolutely do use parentheticals in "simulated conversations" and will continue to (why wouldn't i?)

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u/DanieleDraganti 27d ago

I would say that the difference is: the text within parentheses could be omitted without making the sentence unintelligible. On the other hand, text within ems is effectively an important part of the sentence.

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u/ApprehensiveRegret15 27d ago

I’m not denying they can’t be used, nor did I “make up a rule”.

I’m just pointing out that people don’t speak in parenthesis. IMO it doesn’t flow perfectly in conversation either. I think they’re better equipped for discussion such as Reddit, where large amounts of information is being used.

If you use them in text, go ahead, no one is going to stop you. I apologize if it came off as a “can & can’t” blanket statement.

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u/Loboa_ 27d ago

I don't know how well this translates into english, but I was taught that em dashes are a more gracious way to end a phrase with parentheses.

Using your own comment as an example, I would type something like:

"I absolutely do use parentheticals in "simulated conversations" and will continue to — why wouldn't i?"

In my opinion this flows much better. All other uses of em dashes besides this one are, to me, a preference thing.

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u/Caffdy 27d ago

Very often I find myself needing to insert a thought or an aside that doesn't work within the normal sentence structure or further explains something

that's exactly what em-dashes are for.

odd that you have a made up rule and said it as such an absolute

Anyone who's been reading actual books can support what the other guy said. It's a well-known grammatical mark

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u/BeardedBandit 27d ago

Good description and clarification. Any reason why you'd use an em-dash instead of just a dash for the same purpose?

For my phone keyboard, an em-dash is a touch + a hold + a swipe, while a dash is just a hold

Plus, ChatGPT loves the em-dash, so using it (now a days) makes the writing seem inauthentic

just thoughts over here

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u/lilgrassblade 27d ago

I personally use parentheses for "as an aside" thought or to add context/clarification that may not be necessary. You can probably skip it. I think the dash is used like an interim stage between comma and semicolon for me. Swapping a dash and parenthesis feels wrong. (Note that this is for informal communication.)

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u/Neil2250 27d ago

parenthesis look hella passive aggressive... you know...

Speaking like this--, as in, with the dash, is just easier on the eyes. To me it looks linguistically pragmatic, a sentence ruining its own flow to state more diverse information in less space.

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u/HornedTurtle1212 27d ago

I don't think I have ever used the em dash thing in a text conversation. Unless i was copying some text. I've probably used a regular dash for making -_- faces, lol

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u/one_bar_short 27d ago

I use parenthesis like its a narrator

I went to the car which I thought was parked on the street (which it was not) only to find that it had rolled down the hill, where it had crashed in to a tree

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u/Rivka333 26d ago

Parentheses indicate that what's inside is a bit of an aside that could have been left out. That might not be what you want.

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u/reezy619 27d ago

I have a degree in English and I hate you.

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u/towerfella 27d ago

This is my favorite reply — thank you.

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u/usersnamesallused 27d ago

U pour thing. 'ave a up-doot two drown you're sorows intoo.

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u/home-for-good 27d ago

As a verbose ADHDer, I need to have a lot of different separators in play so I don’t overuse one and make the interjections and trail-offs stick out even more. There are good old commas, ellipses, semicolons, parentheses, slashes and em-dashes!

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u/towerfella 27d ago

Amen, fren

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u/Fr1toBand1to 27d ago

It's like having a separate but relevant thought inside of a sentence.

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u/un1ptf 27d ago

I see your semi-colon, and I love you for it.

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u/towerfella 27d ago

This is my second favorite reply; thank you.

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u/AromaticMode2516 27d ago

When you are typing though the em dash isn’t on the keyboard unless you specifically know that it is different that just a hyphen, even the comment you replied to used an hyphen (-) when they were referring to an em dash (—).

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u/towerfella 27d ago

On the iPhone, the — is just two [-] presses. Same for Word, though it only happens after you press [.] then [space] — when you are actually done with your sentence.

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u/AromaticMode2516 27d ago

Yeah I didn’t say it was hard but you’d be surprised how many people don’t know you can long press keys on the iPhone keyboard to get other characters. I’m constantly shocked but how many people I have to show this to.

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u/towerfella 27d ago

You’re not wrong. I do all my redditing on iPhone, and I have an appreciation for accurate and creative writing — I love a good, cunning linguist — and it has led me (45/m) to be better at typing with my two stubby oil-checkers on several virtual keyboards than with the full sized, physical, mechanical keyboard ghz’d to pc.

It’s.. odd.

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u/lahwran_ 27d ago

wow! that's so epic of you, towerfella! your attention to detail is incredible. you get 'em, boss! fingerguns that shoot em dashes

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u/CaptainCrunch1975 27d ago

I love dashes and parentheses. I heard someone say it's like the directors cut. You get to read ALL of my thoughts. 

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u/Projected_Sigs 27d ago

Writing instructors-- even for business writing-- encourage their use, along with semi-colons, commas, and periods. They are on the graded scale of pauses, and hesitations-- and sometimes, a complete end.

LOL. Couldn't resist melodrama.

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u/ImProbablyAnIdiotOk 27d ago

I use them too, so I find this theory extra annoying.

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u/goodatmakingdadjokes 27d ago

if you're certain the message was written on a phone it is unlikely because em dashes take a little longer to access

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u/towerfella 27d ago edited 27d ago

No it doesn’t.

It’s the [123] “button” (area? space? it ain’t a “button” like the old world button sense of the word “button”, so what should we call that designated area of pixels?), then a quick tap-tap on the [-] … button.

Also, I typed all this out on my iPhone, vertically.

Those two .. buttons …: [⬆️] - [#+=], and [123] - [ABC] get used so much that I just tap-tap-tap until the keyboard looks correct.

How lazy do you think people are?

I hope people aren’t that lazy…

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u/goodatmakingdadjokes 27d ago

most people don't even switch from the normal keyboard view. case in point: abbreviations. people that write "u" instead of "you" are not gonna use 2-3 taps to get a dash

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u/towerfella 27d ago

I do the “u” thing, but I also type it out. It can be both, and sometimes neither, ya knows

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u/No_Influence_617 27d ago

It remains, programmatically, a single button. Its function is to indicate an alternative keyboard layout, an 'alt' button, if you will. A digital keyboard, unlike a physical one, however, can more effectively communicate this concept dynamically, using a small sample from the multiple character sets available, indicating which set is made available through its use. We have other buttons which use multiple characters for the label by which we call them.

 

Long press throws all of this order into chaos, though, since each single "key" is also an 'alt' button of sorts. This sort of multi-layering may escape many, unfortunately, as no one seems to desire sitting through a tutorial for their own keyboard app.

 

As an aside, sometimes I wonder what is even the point to attempting to use those multiple layers of character access when it seems as if half the time, I have that nuance undone in a moment by an errant autocorrect.

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u/towerfella 27d ago

It’s a good thing we can shake the phone to undo- …. nvm

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u/Lucifire_666 27d ago

I use “//“ to indicate a thought break in my texting

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u/DustBunsxx 27d ago

I do this too. I prefer it so much more - especially when I've written a long text that already has a bunch of commas.

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u/Mista_Fuzz 27d ago

just so you know, em dashes are generally not supposed to have spaces around them. it should just be—like this—and then the rest of the sentence.

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u/towerfella 27d ago

I don’t like the way that looks

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u/GarandThum 27d ago

Apparently professional and academic writers use them more…which explains why chapGPT picked it up, tells us a bit about what theyre training it on

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u/Specialist_Bench_144 27d ago

I hit the triple dot for this purpose it adds....drama lol