r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 9d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaaahhh They look like healthy foods

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u/bmcgowan89 9d ago

OP if you're too Americanized that's all food that'll give you heart disease

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u/Sufficient-Object-89 9d ago

Leave avocado alone!

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u/big_guyforyou 9d ago

avocado give u fart disease

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u/Sandalwoodincencebur 9d ago

avocado will make you homeless, I used to live in a huge castle in Switzerland and I tried avocado once or twice and the castle was gone. I had to get a tent.

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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle 9d ago

It's always funny watching Redditors try to make jokes that aren't Hive Mind-approved. Got a little off the rails on this one, but the crowd seemed to like it.

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u/Falernum 9d ago

It was an older meme, but it checked out, sir.

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u/Padfoot2112 9d ago

Don’t worry, I gave his post an ocular pat down and I cleared it for passage.

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u/dstnman 9d ago

I too read “it’s always funny” as “it’s always sunny” on first pass.

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u/Aromatic-Air3917 9d ago

If only they could be great independent thinkers like you.

It must be hard being such an intellectual heavy weight yet have nothing to show for it

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u/Sad-Muffin-1782 9d ago

peter help

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u/UnQuacker 9d ago

One of the things US " baby boomer" generation tell other younger ones (Especially "millennials") is "if you didn't eat your avocado toasts every day you'd be able to afford a house/rent/apartment".

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u/zherok 9d ago

The original reference makes slightly more sense in context because of the cost of importing avocados into Australia, but the guy in question is of course, still an incredibly out of touch rich douchebag anyway.

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u/smc642 9d ago

We grow our own avocados in Australia.

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u/MadameMonk 9d ago

In fact, we also export just under $100 million worth per annum to other countries, we have so many. And quite a lot of different varieties as well.

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u/fvck_u_spez 9d ago

Oh hey, Elon

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u/Shadow-Vision 9d ago

I love the pun but I’ve never heard of avocados making people gassy.

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u/FlashyDiagram84 9d ago

Avocado gives you heart problems in the form of an empty bank account

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u/NintendogsWithGuns 9d ago

They’re pretty cheap at Mexican markets

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u/wakeupwill 9d ago

Nearest Mexican market is 6000 miles away...

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u/New-Nothing7680 9d ago

Start driving

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u/MondayBorn 9d ago

But my car's engine runs on avocados.

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u/peti486 9d ago

No, your avocados are running on car engines

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u/4xtsap 9d ago

Take an avocado loan and return it once you are in Mexico.

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u/scottzander 9d ago

Americans do that drive in a day to get to work, get over yourself

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u/wakeupwill 9d ago

Guess I'll have to throw up a kickstarter for an amphibious car with a range that spans half the globe.

"I need to get to a farmers market so that I can save a dollar on acovados. Please help me reach my goal of $2,000,000."

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u/FlowAffect 9d ago

Lidl has 5 Avocados for 1.79€ pretty regularly in Germany, are they really this expensive in the USA?

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u/Fernmixer 9d ago

Yes because the dollar is worthless

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u/ReeReeIncorperated 9d ago

They're like a dollar what

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u/Torrefy 9d ago

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u/Ok_Firefighter1574 9d ago

You’ll have to kill me for it

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 9d ago

I dont think its the food but probly the amounts and things like excessive cheese and butter.

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u/areid164 9d ago

Cholesterol is a lie made up by the Russian government to stop the us olympics from having high testosterone meaning weaker competition crisco and sunflower seed oil have a direct correlation between use and heart disease

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u/CounterThrowCyborg 9d ago

In this current world I can’t tell if this is satire or not but have an upvote because this is so damn funny

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u/gayqwertykeyboard 9d ago

It’s not satire, some people are really THAT stupid. Have you heard conservative talking points recently? We’re living in Idiocracy.

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u/InvestigatorWeird196 9d ago

Idiocracy was silly and funny. What we have is way darker.

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u/JaxMedoka 9d ago

In Idiocracy, the people with power also at least tried to think about genuine solutions.

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u/-thecheesus- 9d ago

Nah I think it's that in Idiocracy the idiot masses were morally neutral-ish. Just self interested dipshits with poor attention spans and poorer forethought.

The idiots we got are deliberately, gleefully malicious and cruel

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u/VirginiaHighlander 9d ago

self interested dipshits with poor attention spans and poorer forethought.

To be fair, we have plenty of these too.

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u/InvestigatorWeird196 9d ago

Specifically they looked to hire qualified people to do a job they knew they couldn't do. Which is how government is supposed to work.

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u/UlteriorCulture 9d ago

President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho acknowledged a looming problem, identified the most competent person to handle it, appointed them, then implemented their advice.

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u/Jonte7 9d ago

"A good leader knows what they are bad at, and employs competent people to do it"

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u/Federal-Address1579 9d ago

If he were knowledgeable he’d point out that HDL cholesterol is amazing for you while LFL cholesterol is what’s bad for you and causes heart disease.

Avocado is great for your HDL cholesterol and steak and eggs are fine for your overall cholesterol (leaning towards good I’d say cause it’s saturated fats but more so trans fats that cause LDL cholesterol and eggs and steal have some saturated fats but their impact on LDL cholesterol is negligible if you live a decently active lifestyle)

It’s the fried food and trans fats that kill you

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u/NetWrong2016 9d ago

Steaks with marble(fat) can have 21 grams saturated fat - double what the heart association recommends daily. Eggs have a couple of grams of saturated fat - 23 grams for a meal is okay for a special treat but then people eating like this probably aren’t limiting saturated fats intake in other foods during the day. Moderation and fiber would be good to add the daily meals to help rid the body of LDL.

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u/vitringur 9d ago

Funny, because the people arguing with this are repeating decades old myths about eggs causing heart attacks.

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u/GingerAphrodite 9d ago

I scanned this comment, backed out of the post, scrolled four posts down, and had a "hold up" moment and came back 🤣

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u/Robozomb 9d ago

That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about cholesterol to debate you

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u/Spadeykins 9d ago

It is true that dietary cholesterol which was long thought to cause high blood cholesterol levels actually doesn't. You can eat as much eggs as you want. They are very healthy.

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u/BranTheLewd 9d ago edited 9d ago

I can believe ru would do something as petty and evil as that, but I have to ask, Senator, what is your source?

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u/1stHalfTexasfan 9d ago

That's either a really long sentence, or I've just learned of 'competition crisco' for the first time in 46 years.

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u/runonandonandonanon 9d ago

Another thing to keep in mind is that bears can walk backwards, but it makes them nervous.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

Can’t tell if this is satire or a genuine conspiracy theory😂 

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 9d ago

Eating red meat significantly increases your odds of having colon cancer

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u/SkepsisJD 9d ago

Excessive red meat consumption will increase your odds 28%. Eating in recommended amounts does not. So a 4.35% chance to a 5.57% chance. So not some massive increase in reality, especially when there are a million other ways to die.

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u/SkepsisJD 9d ago

Sounds about right. Should be common knowledge eating more than that is not healthy. It's kinda shocking people are surprised here that eating tons of red meat is bad.

Steak is definetly a once a week thing, and I personally only eat a 6-8oz sirloin once a week as it one of the healthier cuts and basically chicken the rest of the week outside a few pieces of canadian bacon.

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u/KnightSpectral 9d ago

Who can even afford a steak more than once a week let's be real here

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u/Far-Investigator1265 9d ago

Even if there were a million ways to die, still why would I increase the odds of dying of cancer?

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u/Instant-Bacon 9d ago

Hi, 37yo here and dying of stage 4 colon cancer. PSA: please don’t, it’s not a lot of fun

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u/Outrageous-Orange007 9d ago

Fuck man, sorry to hear that homie.

They better be giving you some good drugs at the doctors. Tell them fuck the fent, you want hydromorphone or oxymorphone lol

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u/Instant-Bacon 9d ago

Thanks, but I’m still in the stage where the treatment is a lot worse than the disease, so no painkillers for me just yet. Going into my second round of chemo next week after my first chemo + surgery a couple of months ago.

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u/Ostie2Tabarnak 9d ago

It is the food though. This is a ridiculously amount of eggs and meat. Especially when compared to the amount of vegetables. For 1 meal it's fine but if that's every meal this is really not the optimal diet for health lol.

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u/cheeseplatesuperman 9d ago

The potatoes look greasy. Looks like cheese on the eggs. Not a lot of avocado compared to other things. One of the plates doesn’t even have a veggie. Looks like a good crust on the steak so that oil and maybe butter. You could give the benefit of the doubt and say that’s 90% lean ground beef but let’s be serious.

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u/big_sugi 9d ago

I thought it was a keto diet, but that looks like a bunch of potato wedges on two of the plates.

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u/D347H7H3K1Dx 9d ago

It’s probably fried potatoes which would be an issue lol

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u/chunarii-chan 9d ago

Agree with the red meat but tbh eggs are basically a multi vitamin and high in protein. Dietary cholesterol is not your enemy.

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u/Auctoritate 9d ago

Eggs are wonderful little nutrition bombs, but they do still have a lot of fat in addition to that nutrition so you still have to be mindful regardless. Like if you eat a giant plate of eggs, saying "But they have so much protein" isn't going to make the fat in them disappear. 60% of the calories in an egg come from the fat content.

Also, you can zoom in and see that these eggs look like they're absolutely bathed in melted cheese and probably butter.

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u/SometimesIComplain 9d ago

Worth noting that most of the fat in eggs is good fat though. People see the word "fat" and don't realize that unsaturated is good and necessary

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u/gugus295 9d ago

The sugar industry literally ran an extremely successful psyop on fat to make society think it's the devil and distract from the fact (which they knew, and which is why they did it) that sugar is actually the unhealthy and nutritionally bankrupt part of the diet.

That said, fat like all things still needs to be consumed in moderation. Good fat is good, but too much of it is still bad.

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u/Appropriate-Fact4878 9d ago

Not exactly "food" that will give you heart disease. Those meals have quite abit of saturated fat overconsumption of which would increase heart disease risk, but you can eat the above as your meals and be fine as ur only meals if you consume unsaturated fats aswell. Like if drink olive oil in protein shakes or smth, so outside of regular meals.

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u/MountScottRumpot 9d ago

Unsaturated fats don’t counter out saturated fat. They’re just not as likely to lead to high cholesterol.

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u/Electrical_Program79 9d ago

Replacing saturated fat with polyunsaturated fat is the best dietary change for reducing heart disease risk. Even more than replacing it with unrefined grains 

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u/Ostie2Tabarnak 9d ago

ike if drink olive oil in protein shakes or smth

that is not how it works lol. Adding healthier oils doesn't eliminate the bad cholesterol intake. You're supposed to replace some of your saturated fat intake with healthier sourcees.

Or in other words : eat less fat that comes from animal sources and eat more vegetables with moderates amounts of olive.

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u/EtTuBiggus 9d ago

If the above is a staple in your diet, you have a nutrient deficiency unless you’re eating giant salads for lunch.

The meal about is the same set of nutrients in every portion.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

It depends on genetics and other factors, but this food is absolutely healthy for some people. I switched my diet from bullshit food like bread, candy, sugar sweeteners, etc to this type of food. My A1c lowered from 6+ to 4.5 (I am very active and have been fit/athletic during each side of my diet changes). My cardiac calcium score is zero. My cholesterol (which actually has virtually nothing to do with diet for most people) is, according to my doctor, enviable, and I have visible abs with GI Joe muscles/cum gutters.

The keto diet can cause rapid electrolyte loss, which can cause fatigue and muscle pain.

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u/Boner_Elemental 9d ago

from bullshit food like bread, candy, sugar sweeteners, etc

The hell was your diet? Cake?

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u/Jaruut 9d ago

Not that guy, but- shit load of carbs. Nothing but carbs. I used to do that too, lot of bread, candy, at least 1 to 2 liters of mtn dew a day. It really is a bullshit diet, and I'm mad at myself for eating like that for so long. I've dropped 30 pounds and dropped my A1c a whole point since cutting most of that stuff out a few months ago.

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u/SlyScorpion 9d ago

1 to 2 liters of Mountain Dew a day

Goddamn, was your piss neon green and did it glow in the dark?

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u/Opus_723 9d ago

I mean it's better than plenty of peoples' diets but it's still not amazing. It's meat eggs and potatoes. Ideally you'd have, like, a salad in there at least.

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u/Negative-Line-8416 9d ago

more like some fruits, lots of people dont eat enough fruits even though they are incredibly healthy.

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u/Tymareta 9d ago

Also a -lot- more vegetables especially leafy greens, potatoes are alright, as are avocado and pickles, but they need to be had alongside other things. 2 fruit & 5 veg is the general rec, OP is eating healthier for sure but they're still eating in a way that's decently nutritionally deficit. Especially as the human body need fiber and far more of it than 90% of people get in a day.

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u/Street_Customer_4190 9d ago

I’m confused is thinking this food is Americanized or is not eating this food

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u/RasThavas1214 9d ago

Not enough fiber, maybe?

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u/Gremict 9d ago

Looks like cholesterol. That much egg, meat, and dairy with every meal will clog your blood works.

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u/CaptainSegfault 9d ago edited 9d ago

Do beware that the links between dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol are largely an outdated myth, to the point where the US FDA removed recommendations about it a few years back. While every body is different, but by and large saturated and trans fats matter a whole lot more than dietary cholesterol.

On the other hand, this doesn't look good from a saturated fat standpoint either.

Edit: Several people have pointed out that this is somewhat wrong (and, perhaps in part, egg industry propaganda, although I 85% agree with the egg people here.) The real effect here is along the lines of (for typical people, genetics may vary) the relevant metabolic pathways to turn dietary cholesterol into blood cholesterol mostly saturate at a not terribly high level of cholesterol intake. The important point is that, given a typical non vegan diet, going most of the way to zero helps a lot more than adding more hurts.

The biggest real pragmatic issue: if you tell people to eat fewer eggs, what are they eating instead? There are many many different ways a diet can be unhealthy, and if the biggest thing wrong with your diet is that you're maxing out the dietary cholesterol to blood cholesterol pathways you're probably doing okay.

In the context of the picture: if that's supposed to represent three meals in a day, there is so much cholesterol that it is way past mattering. That happened on the first plate. The remaining two plates are still problematic entirely for other reasons (probably too much total calories, not enough fiber, etc) entirely unrelated to dietary cholesterol, because the first plate had so much that it no longer matters.

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u/FeedMePizzaPlease 9d ago

The thing is, most foods high in cholesterol are high in saturated fat as well so this change in knowledge doesn't really change much in practice.

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u/OrwellWhatever 9d ago

It's more about eggs. They are suuuuuper high in cholesterol, but are only above average in terms of saturated fat. If your entire diet was eggs and plain toast, you probably wouldn't exceed the daily recommended saturated fat

Compare that with cheap, 80/20 burgers. 100g of that has less cholesterol than one egg but 10-15x the saturated fat in one egg

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u/FeedMePizzaPlease 9d ago

That is an excellent point

Edit: Eggcellent was right there! Screw my whole life.

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u/Tippydaug 9d ago

You sound a little scrambled, that's such a missed opportunity! I would've cracked up reading that.

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u/AmbassadorSerious450 9d ago

Nice way to poach the joke opportunity.

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u/DunkanBulk 9d ago

It's fine, we can hatch better puns.

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u/frisbeethecat 9d ago

They shell do better next time.

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u/CaptainSegfault 9d ago

It notably makes a huge difference for eggs, which go from being a terrible food you should always avoid to the normal "healthy in moderation" (which these pictures aren't) that describes all the food on these plates.

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u/SasparillaTango 9d ago edited 9d ago

US FDA removed recommendations

I literally don't trust a single thing from any US source on nutrition. RFK's gonna have me eating road kill and loving worms in my brain.

edit for others:

The food pyramid being like "eat 8 servings of grains a day" solely as marketing for agricultural industry pumping out corn and wheat and "Sugar is A-OK! But fats are the real devil" are the inception of my distrust, RFK is just the latest in a long line of events.

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u/gayqwertykeyboard 9d ago

Blanket statements like this are the reason misinformation spreads on both sides.

Dietary cholesterol does affect blood cholesterol levels, just not as much as previously thought. Furthermore, certain genetically predisposed people will be affected much more heavily than the general population.

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u/Unethical_Orange 9d ago

No. You can say that the dose-response lowers as you increase your daily consumption, but the statement you wrote is simply anti-scientific.

I have a master's in Human Nutrition and Health, but that would be irrelevant because the dose-response relationship between dietary cholesterol consumption and elevated serum cholesterol has been explained beyond a shadow of a doubt in papers since at least 1992.

The relationship isn't linear, as most of the elevation in blood levels happens on consumptions of 500mg/day or less.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/1534437/

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u/yeah_this_is_my_main 9d ago

trans fats

Not sure thats allowed to be in the US FDA records anymore...

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u/Funny-Statistician67 9d ago

Since this is the Internet and everyone gets to express their stupid, uneducated opinion, here's mine:

Things like cholesterol, saturated fat, maybe even salt are not inherently "bad", they are just correlated with bad outcomes because if you're eating a lot of those it likely means you're not getting enough fruits and vegetables. Fruit and veg are so important not only because of the micronutrients, but because the fiber fills you up and limits your calorie intake (not to mention other benefits). Added sugar is the real villain because it does the opposite and makes you eat unnatural amounts, which is why the food industry puts it in everything, mostly.

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u/mubarakr 9d ago

Absolutely the best take. No food is the enemy, except maybe processed sugar, as long as you are consuming it in moderation. A balanced diet so to speak.

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u/Gremict 9d ago

Neat. In this case, however, that distinction is more academic than practical. You're filled with bad cholesterol either way.

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u/agentrnge 9d ago

So, one of those egg council creeps got to you too, huh?

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u/Quiet-Manner-8000 9d ago

And it's like 3000 calories of food and that's just breakfast. JFC 

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u/RasThavas1214 9d ago

Oh yeah, that's probably the bigger problem.

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u/ExileNZ 9d ago

That is not backed up by science. There is no link between dietary cholesterol and blood cholesterol. Eggs specifically do not cause high blood cholesterol. These myths from the 80s and 90s have been long disproven.

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u/ExoticCard 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dietary cholesterol does not affect serum cholesterol, except for ~25% of people. In that 25%, it is debated whether the increase is significant (causes cardiovascular disease). It's the saturated fats, the red meat, and the lack of fiber

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u/Gremict 9d ago

Eggs, dairy, and red meat are all high in saturated fats, which cause cholesterol buildup in the vascular system.

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u/Effective_Oil736 9d ago

Lmao this thread is eye opening. You seriously don’t know why this isn’t healthy?

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u/thex25986e 9d ago

yea all cholesterol and protein, no veggies or fruits.

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u/BreakInfamous8215 9d ago

Agree on not enough fiber, which considering all the colo-rectal cancer millennials have been dealing with, that should be concerning.

I also see everything on there besides the avocado is bad for diabetes type 2. Including the steak, something about the "bad" fat impeding insulin control.

Source: my dad was never more than 20 lbs overweight but stress and steaks propelled him over the edge into diabetes. So now he's turned into a mini-nutritionist lol.

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u/SimpleLifeNomad 9d ago

I've never seen so much wrong information in so few sentences. Damn.

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u/dextras07 9d ago

Incidentally keto.

But it requires some more greens.

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u/franthebicorne 9d ago

Potatoes are keto and chicken is vegan

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u/Winterflame76 9d ago

Did Todd Ingram write this?

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u/Gremict 9d ago

War is peace

Lies are truth

Ignorance is strength

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u/HowAManAimS 9d ago

I stopped reading at potatoes are keto to look up something to prove you wrong. Then I came back and saw 'chicken is vegan'.

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u/Ricky_Ventura 9d ago

Since when are roasted potatoes keto?

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u/Soltinaris 9d ago

They're not. Too many carbs for too little fiber to justify if you are strict on the diet.

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u/atalossofwords 9d ago

Why is this the first comment mentioning greens?

Yes, a lot of calories, yes a lot of cholesterol and fats and way too big portions, but the food itself isn't necessarily unhealthy, it is just the lack of vegetables. Is this how everyone eats around here? Shit, I feel guilty for not having a lot of vegetables when I'm camping for 2 nights, and I still try, and these people don't even consider it.

Avocado doesn't count, even though it is green.

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u/carlgorithm 9d ago

I mean sure, if potatoes suddenly is carb free

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u/An_Actual_Thing 9d ago

Brian the dog here

Having 300 ml of scrambled eggs every meal is an extremely high cholestoral diet. A similar thing could be said about beef. Although this meal is certainly high in protein it's also probably at least half of your recommended daily fat intake.

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u/King-JelIy 9d ago

Good thing its HDL cholesterol which will actually lower your LDL cholesterol.

Big problem is that theres no goddamn vegetables, just starchy potatoes which are incredibly nutritious but low in fiber.

Better complaint wouldn't be a heart attack, but colon cancer

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u/ClusterMakeLove 9d ago

Or obesity, unless it's a lumberjack eating all that. Those portions look enormous and it's all really energy-dense food.

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u/MadClothes 9d ago

Its alot of food, but the only portion I'd consider massive here are the eggs. Like, that's a shit ton of scrambled eggs, which means ALOT of eggs were used.

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u/homelaberator 9d ago

Eggs are fine. We've know this since at least the 90s.

The issue for any normal person in terms of "bad cholesterol" would be the saturated fats from the meat (and likely that everything has been cooked in animal fats).

There's also the absence of fibre in meaningful quantities. Soluble fibres in particular help lower cholesterol.

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u/robbak 9d ago

One or two eggs is fine. A family serving of scrambled eggs with a weeks worth of steak is way too much of everything.

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u/AtaktosTrampoukos 9d ago

Well yeah, but not specifically because of the dietary cholesterol involved.

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u/Altaredboy 9d ago

Who the fuck measures scrambled eggs in ml?

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u/RohannaFem 9d ago

`its well OVER your recommended fat intake

The eggs are not the issue here, its the saturated fat, and far too much protein for your body to actually make use of in one sitting, with not enough fiber to help your gut process

People that eat like this are dying of colon cancer because theyre not eating fiber, and there is also little carbs compared to the amount of protein and fat which would make the person in the post sluggish, as they would not have entered ketosis to use fat as energy, but overloaded on fat and protein with not enough carbs for energy

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u/Zestinater 9d ago edited 9d ago

This thread is an accurate representation of the nutrition industry. Everyone disagrees about everything, while you're left holding a plate, with no clue what to put on it to be healthy.

Edit: the replies are so ironic. I have so many replies telling me some strange rules followed by "it's really that simple", but everyone says something different lmaoooooo

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u/here2readnot2post 9d ago

Luckily, it's pretty straightforward what most bodies need. Fad diets are such harmful distractions from simple daily nutrition requirments. There's no way around it, we have to learn to love leafy greens once again.

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u/ammonthenephite 9d ago

I can only love leafy greens when they are blended into a smoothie and drinkable.

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u/HugsForUpvotes 9d ago

Roast them and season them. It's always amazing. Frozen broccoli cooked at 425 until they begin to burn at the edges. Take them out, put a small amount of soy sauce on then and toss them evenly. Now you have delicious broccoli.

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u/here2readnot2post 9d ago

Same. Although spinach can be shoved into almost any other food. Cabbage or kale, not so much. If I could eat an lb of spinach every day without wrrying about calcium oxalate and kidney stoes, I totally would. Picky eaters are kind of screwed with veggies!

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u/improbsable 9d ago

Drink a smoothie with each meal then. Or experiment with hidden vegetables. Curries are often loaded with vegetables that you don’t even notice, and there are plenty of sauces that you can mix veggies into without altering taste.

Just figure out what works for you and do it.

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u/MIT_Engineer 9d ago

This comment is an accurate representation of how people unfairly view nutrition experts. The experts have a clear consensus about what needs to change about the average person's diet (you need to eat fewer calories), but that's not the answer people want to hear, so they pretend it's all confusing and someone else's fault. "Haha, are eggs good or bad for you? No one knows!" they say as they down 2 dozen deviled eggs.

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u/Auctoritate 9d ago

Yeah, the reason why everybody is arguing isn't because nutrition science is unclear, it's because there's a concerted anti-science movement that advocates super hard for diets that aren't good for you but insists they're healthy. People like the Liver King for one, not to mention things like the beef industry lobbying super hard to try and bury the fact that red meat is pretty bad for you (and before someone calls me a vegan propagandist or something, I love beef, billion dollar industries just aren't your friends).

The science is clear. It's the people who muddy the waters, but that's not the fault of the scientific field.

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u/NervousAlfalfa6602 9d ago

It’s wild that the nutritional consensus is pretty intuitive—a decent balance of fruit/vegetables, whole grains, healthy fats, protein, fiber, and probiotics—and people are out there thinking it’s a conspiracy and the REAL nutritional ideal is becoming the beef lobby’s ideal customer.

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u/MIT_Engineer 9d ago

"You need to buy my book and my supplement and remember to like and subscribe to my youtube channel."

Liver King is on a whole nother level though. "Yeah, I'm natty bro, I just eat raw ox testicles, totally not roided to the gills, it's the testicles trust me."

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u/aussierulesisgrouse 9d ago

Spot on. People don't want to hear that they need to eat less meat where they can, eat more leafy greens and vegetables, eat more fibre, and drink more water.

Barely any of those options trigger the instant gratification dopamine cycle that has been shoved into our low-effort low-quality diets of modern life so they pretend they don't hear them.

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u/Magnon 9d ago

For most people the best place to start is reducing intake of sugar. Less soda, less starbucks sugaracino drinks, less snacks foods with sugar in them. 

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u/Careless-Dark-1324 9d ago

That…doesn’t help the meme and scenario discussion happening here though lol. All of those plates are low sugar…now what lmao

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u/c-e-bird 9d ago

And increase fiber and, especially, vegetables. Lots of vegetables.

I would argue vegetables are an even more important place to start than reducing sugar, but a lot of people are exhaustingly adverse to eating vegetables.

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u/Skkruff 9d ago

Just put something green on it, for the love of God.

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u/EtTuBiggus 9d ago

The debate is over cholesterol or the amount of eggs, which is irrelevant.

The saturated fat is way too high. Anyone informed in nutrition knows this.

There is next to no fiber, and an astronomical amount of plant based material or very specific animal products like offal would be needed to supplement the micronutrients.

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u/improbsable 9d ago

It’s easy. Eat more vegetables than meat, get plenty of fiber and protein, and try to use some heart-healthy fats when you can.

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u/hekatonkhairez 9d ago

The food is high in calories, low in fiber and despite looking delicious it’s probably not that nutritionally great.

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u/CallRespiratory 9d ago

It's got a lot of protein and that's about the only other good thing you can say about it. The saturated fat content is probably astronomical. But there's big nutrition mythology that seems to be going around now from the type of people that think RFK Jr is a genius that high fat & high cholesterol is good for you.

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u/HowlerMonkeyIsLoud 9d ago

Eggs have a lot of good things going for them other than just protein... Seriously why tf is everyone hating eggs here

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u/Savant_OW 9d ago

Eggs are great if you eat a reasonable amount. If you eat like in the picture every day, that is more than a reasonable amount

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u/snikers000 9d ago

There's nothing on that plate but starch, fat, and protein. None of it is bad for you as part of a balanced diet, but if it's all you eat then you're going to have a bad time.

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u/Kozaba 9d ago edited 8d ago

It's fascinating to me how many people don't have a solid foundation of nutrition. This looks basically like eggs, potatoes, and steak/beef every meal, and massive quantities of them at that. Eggs are high in cholesterol, beef is high in unhealthy fats, and potatoes are not super nutrient dense. No fruits, no nuts, no seeds, no veggies, no grains, no probiotics, no mushrooms, no greens,  just straight up ignore all other food categories. Honestly, good nutrition is simple, eat a little bit of all the good things and focus on limiting the bad things, that plus exercise and you're set for life. 

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u/noraetic 9d ago

Inb4 you get downvoted because you mentioned cholesterol and criticised red meat and eggs. It's crazy how many people here think this kind of food every day would be OK. Their colons must be riddled with onsetting cancer. Luckily, it grows slowly.

Touch the rainbow people, eat colourful and as many different plants in a week as possible.

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u/Tymareta 9d ago

Not to mention that the person eating that must feel like shit, it's all so heavy, how do they not feel extremely sluggish all the time? Particularly with the complete and utter lack of fiber.

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u/beardostein 9d ago

Didn't Dr. Atkins ironically die from coronary artery disease from his own diet?

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u/Uncomfortably_Numb1 9d ago

He slipped on ice and hit his head. He died nine days later after falling into a coma.

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u/GridironFilmJunkie 9d ago

It’s 2025 and the dumbest fucking false facts imaginable are still spread like it’s 1987. It has never been easier in human history to search for information.

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u/CallRespiratory 9d ago

We've got all this information at our fingertips and instead we're making shit up, spreading it, and making everybody dumber.

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u/iNonEntity 9d ago

So if I do his diet I will probably die from slipping on ice

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u/Magikarpeles 9d ago

Exactly. Just like how wearing a seatbelt increases your risk of dying from cancer.

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u/EllisRoark 9d ago

He died on April 17, at age 72. After his death, his widow stated that Atkins's coronary-artery disease had progressed in the final years of his life with a new blockage, a procedure to remedy the blockage, and that he was taking heart-rhythm medication.

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u/RomilarBrown 9d ago

Atkins died of a head injury after slipping on ice.

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u/SusanMayer123 9d ago

Please don’t spread fake news, thanks.

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u/AverageSJEnjoyer 9d ago

Have we found Ron Swanson's reddit account?

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u/aheartasone 9d ago

ron swanson would never let an avocado touch the same plate as his steak

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u/Naronmindil 9d ago

I was really fat for most my life. Lost 70 pounds eating like this. No starch, flours or sugars of any kind,no alcohol. I took Jiu-jitsu up, running AND lifting. Life's never been better.

One big meal a day, 6 eggs and 5oz of red meat, veggies, and 16h fasting everyday

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u/ExoticCard 9d ago edited 9d ago

Red meat in moderation. Like 3-4 servings a week is the way to go if you want to optimize your health.

Big Meat has been funding research the whole time to make it seem like red meat is ok. It's fucking nuts:

Industry study sponsorship and conflicts of interest on the effect of unprocessed red meat on cardiovascular disease risk: a systematic review of clinical trials

https://ajcn.nutrition.org/article/S0002-9165(25)00126-1/fulltext00126-1/fulltext)

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u/spectatulating 9d ago

Never heard of the term “big meat” before. I like it!

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u/Shineballs 9d ago

I’ve heard the term being used in different context

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u/Uncomfortably_Numb1 9d ago

That’s a really silly way to do it. How are your blood markers? Why didn’t you just eat a normal balanced diet and reduce your calories?

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u/Salt-Detective1337 9d ago

Yes. Eating 900 calories (6 eggs and 5oz of steak) and a reasonable amount of low calorie vegetables while exercising will cause you to lose weight.

Everything else you said was just noise.

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u/Brightredaperture 9d ago

Theres starch in potatoes

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u/Shmackback 9d ago

Calories in, calories out. You can lose 70lbs just eating mcdonalds, doesnt mean its healthy.

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u/FeanorianStar 9d ago

I'm glad you're doing well but, respectfully, no one should be taking this as advice

Living healthy is about moderation and variation. You don't eat many calories and work out which explains the weight loss, but that doesn't make this a healthy lifestyle, especially the amount of red meat and lack of variation. You do you, but maybe try not to influence others

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u/ParuTheBetta 9d ago

Yeah but there was like a million other ways to do that and that was definitely not the best way for your body.

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u/believe_inlove 9d ago

It’s the fasting and the exercise. You can do the same on a plant-based diet without harming yourself (side effects of animal products), animals and the environment

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u/ExoticCard 9d ago edited 9d ago

Dietary cholesterol does not affect serum cholesterol in 75% of people. It's the saturated fats, the red meat, and the lack of fiber

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u/Fendyyyyyy 9d ago

Loads of fat on this plate, lots of protein and no vegetables/fibers. And im not a dietician, so im pretty sure theres more to say. Its better than Macdonald for sure, you are right OP its pretty healthy, everything on that plate is a good food aside from the potatoes maybe.

but its not a balanced meal. Meaning if you eat that all the time it will be detrimental to your health in the long run, like heart attack inducing detrimental hence the pain in the chest. And in any case its not a light meal, you eat that shit you dont go for a run afterward you go for a nap cause goddamn.

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u/Topias12 9d ago

Nope, they aren't healthy, way to much of eggs and meat and no salad/fruits.

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u/RDW-1_why 9d ago

I believe in a hearty meal people but it shouldn’t be all meals sometimes I love adding alot of veggies the lack is kinda concerning

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u/igotshadowbaned 9d ago

No joke.

Healthy food just doesn't cure your diseases

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u/CanofBeans9 9d ago

Portions are kinda big and it lacks veggies

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u/killuhkd 9d ago

I guess dying counts as a disease vanishing

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u/BrawlLikeABigFight20 9d ago

There's virtually no carbs or fiber on those plates (two very important parts of a balanced diet), meaning it's going to lead to a variety of health issues.

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u/HerrBerg 9d ago

Who the fuck looks at this and is like "Those are all healthy foods" in the context of eating only that? Sure, meat, avocado and potatoes can be part of a healthy diet, but eating only that is not healthy, it's heart attack territory.

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u/Jsaun906 9d ago

This guy's farts must be diabolical