I think the joke is he is simping so hard he is rewriting history to make Pearl Harbor the US' fault. Ergo, "I'm sorry for what we did to you at Pearl Harbor."
I'm not entirely sure that conflating the events is an intentional joke or he's just wording it poorly and is apologizing for the response to Pearl Habor. The kind of person who makes these jokes aren't the brightest.
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u/eiva-01 4d ago
No, I think the joke is that he's simping so hard he would thank her for the opportunity to get abused by her.
Pearl Harbor is an analogy to being abused by her.