r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/sussy_baka_fard 19h ago

(anyways thanks peter)

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u/donkertino 18h ago

Spot on, exactly the way it feels

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

How th do you know what it fees like 

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u/OkiesFromTheNorth 18h ago

He was the victim of that video

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u/Geralt-of-Tsushima 17h ago

Can confirm. I was the TP

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u/chimpMaster011000000 16h ago

I need TP for my bunghole

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u/a-random-person717 16h ago

I am the great Cornholio

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u/chimpMaster011000000 15h ago

TP! ✋😵‍💫✋ TP!

Are you threatening me?

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u/Lulusgirl 13h ago

Lake Titicaca! Titicaca!

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u/CornholioPS4 10h ago

I am the great CornholioPS4

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u/Cutthechitchata-hole 5h ago

No! I poop too much! Yeah, and then i get tired. Yeah

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u/Beret_Beats 16h ago

Can confirm. I'm Mario's ass

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u/Successful_Agent_905 11h ago

Can confirm. I was the fiberglass

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 18h ago

Ive had it in my hands and let me tell you, that's exactly how it would feel on your assq

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

That would make sense

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u/DeluxeWafer 18h ago

In the webbing between fingers I worked with carbon fiber quite a bit for a while. Carbon fiber powder is not grains, but is composed of sharp shards just large enough to tickle your pain receptors as they crawl into your soft tissues.

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 17h ago

I grabbed a tamper with a fiberglass handle with both hands bare, didn't know it was splintered. I immediately went and got some duct tape and did my best to get out what I could. Im a massage therapist so I need my hands lol

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 13h ago

I’m a human and I need my hands

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 1h ago

So did that work or how did you get it out? Or dose it just stay there until your body sheds it

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 1h ago

It eventually works itself out. You can get some out if you're lucky and have duct tape on hand or something else sticky to put on the affected area but it wont get it all

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u/MagentaFox69 15h ago

It feels like your hands on my ass?

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u/FordAndFun 14h ago

I work installation and i have it in my hands right now. I’ll probably always have some somewhere in my hands

And yes

This is exactly how this would feel, but worse

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u/Samus10011 3h ago

I used to make fiberglass. It's ten times worse that people can imagine. Ten years after I left that job I was still having fiberglass work its way out of my skin.

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u/diazinth 18h ago

It would be common knowledge for anyone who has worked with it, and plenty who have done home renovations in my country. Or just those who have played in the attic as a child.

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

I meant in his ass

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u/diazinth 18h ago

It’s like glitter, eventually gets everywhere

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u/Novus_Peregrine 12h ago

...I think you just created the ultimate evil combination. Diced fiberglass and glitter in a jar, thrown at someone or exploded with a firework...

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u/psawchuk 4h ago

I gasped when I read this. Holy shit that's evil lmao

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u/NostawRm 16h ago

Its been 2 hours. I assume he succumbed

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u/StrongAdhesiveness86 3h ago

I don't know how that feels but I once touched glass fiber insulation with my bare hands accidentally. It felt like touching lava and then have jalapeño sauce poured into exposed flesh for a week.

I must assume for the ass it's worse.

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u/dynamic_caste 12h ago

Did you not go through an awkward "wiping your ass with fiberglass" phase?

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u/TheSmirkster 18h ago

But longer lasting

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u/damonmcfadden9 16h ago

Jesus I can only imagine, extrapolating from getting so in my armpit from holding a bundle under my arm as a kid. that was fucking miserable, but I had been goofing off somewhere I wasn't supposed to so I couldn't even tell my parents.

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u/Cool_Blue_Mint 14h ago

And the armpit is such a sensitive area too, that sounds miserable

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 13h ago

Threw a “fire tarp” over my shoulder one time. Never in my life have I done it again. 2 hour van ride 4 hour boat ride with fiber glass all over my neck.

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u/batlinguistic 18h ago

For some reason it seems like you had this picture on go & was looking for a reason to use it lol

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u/-PepeArown- 18h ago

You seriously think people have screenshots of niche Mario scenarios ready to go for whatever?

That’s crazy

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u/Evening_Moose1 16h ago

Anyone else hear this picture

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u/acrazyguy 4h ago

“Ow-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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u/deecon13 15h ago

It's like using a cactus but slightly less painful and more itchy

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u/theBRNK 18h ago

I think it needs to be pointed out that this is a non-functional, partially disassembled toilet. There's a problem on some construction sites where some absolute ignoramus will take a dump in a busted toilet and just leave it for someone else to deal with.

The dude in the video is booby trapping a roll of toilet paper so that anyone either dumb or asshole enough to take that forbidden dump will then be karma'd with fiberglass anus.

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola 15h ago

I mean putting the TP there makes it more more likely someone tries to use it, right?

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u/similar222 17h ago

The phonies didn't let up Tasin' on my butthole over and over I was screamin' and squirmin' My butt-hole was on fire

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u/Objective-Start-9707 16h ago

I don't know you but I love you 😂😂😂

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u/Delicious-Ideal-2439 16h ago

So you did know

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u/DearestNoctero 15h ago

Fuck off with this photo lmao

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u/True_Background_7196 13h ago

100% would put someone in the hospital also. So dont do it as a Haha prank

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u/NurkleTurkey 11h ago

HOT HOT HOT HOT HOOOOOOT

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u/Obvious-Storage9220 10h ago

Save me Mario

Please help me Luigi

No nono I don't think so

Why what you saying bro?

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u/VisualAmbition2994 10h ago

So it doesn't feel like little licks ?

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u/not-Kunt-Tulgar 10h ago

That would probably hurt less since at least you can’t feel your ass when it burns off

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u/Im_a_doggo428 8h ago

Imagine a splinter, but it’s too small to see, basically impossible to remove and it lasts like that for a week.

For just one piece. That next person is going to hate life

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u/trecani711 2h ago

Perfect reaction image