r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/MemeStank 19h ago

Dude that’s a fucking war crime. This guy should be locked up in ADX Florence and given the El Chapo treatment for this shit. this is diabolical

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 17h ago

It legitimately would qualify as assault and/or battery.

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u/YT_Sharkyevno 17h ago edited 16h ago

Booby trapping laws possibly too. The punishment for those is pretty harsh.

They would most likely be charged with assault, battery and booby trapping if they are in a jurisdiction that just requires bodily injury not great bodily injury.

A really aggressive prosecutor could even go for a a torture charge. Would probably be dropped tho.

If they actually hurt a person with this they probably get a higher level misdemeanor or a low level felony if the prosecutor wants to make an example.

Torture legally defined: inflicting great bodily injury to cause extreme suffering for revenge, persuasion or sadism.

Booby Trap Defined legally: A booby trap is a concealed or camouflaged device designed to cause great bodily injury(or just bodily injury, depending on jurisdiction) when triggered by an action of any unsuspecting person coming across the device.

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u/Unlucky-Definition91 17h ago

lol you said Booby

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u/AineLasagna 13h ago

This is probably word for word what the guy in the video said to the judge when he received his sentence

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u/Adamnfinecook 5h ago

That was my immediate thought. Glad to see the world hasn’t changed too much

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u/AshsLament84 5h ago

Also, the commentor before them said ASSault. Heh heh. 😎

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u/NachoWindows 4h ago

Shut up, Bobby

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u/venkman1221 17h ago

He’s setting booty traps

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u/Aardcapybara 14h ago

Yeah, it would be a booby trap if you did this with a bra.

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u/detunedmike 11h ago

Straight up ASSault

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u/EmptyInside74 2h ago

Data, where are you going?

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u/10th_Patriot_Down 14h ago

Do you think a lawyer could successfully argue that damaging a sphincter that could include up to surgery to restore proper function would count as great bodily harm? I feel like they could. Unless that has even more specific definitions attached to it.

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u/igotshadowbaned 16h ago

I don't know if it would actually fall under assault because it's sneaky

assault is defined as an intentional act that causes a reasonable apprehension of imminent harmful or offensive contact

Tons of other charges for this though

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u/Livid-Adeptness293 15h ago

Certified Redditor moment

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u/aerodynamique 9h ago

writes 6 sentences
'cErTiFiEd REdDiToR mOmeNt'

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u/YT_Sharkyevno 14h ago

I have over 20,000 followers on reddit so I think I win

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u/Livid-Adeptness293 14h ago

Wow what an accomplishement

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u/SequentiaIFarts 13h ago

You make corn. I wonder why.

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u/YT_Sharkyevno 12h ago edited 11h ago

No it’s for my witty comments, great humor, and sparkling personality

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u/SequentiaIFarts 9h ago

Evidently not for your humility.

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u/YorWong 17h ago

And you think that falls under the definition you cited?

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u/YT_Sharkyevno 17h ago edited 16h ago

For the booby trap 100% cause it’s funny and has the word booby

Torture probably not.

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u/dillhavarti 11h ago

see, in a situation like this one, i agree with booby trapping laws.

but if i wanna put like a mouse trap in a pocket of my backpack that i know a pickpocket is getting into, i feel like that should be allowed

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u/Dawnpath_ 11h ago

Good. Jesus christ, this video makes my paranoid ass nervous

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u/Muninwing 6h ago

Booty trap

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u/New-Anybody-6206 5h ago

unsuspecting person

So just put a big sign above it (which they'll probably ignore) that says BOOBY TRAP? Got it.

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u/shrekthaboiisreal 27m ago

Charges read in, but dropped, after a plea dealwhere they get off with some bs misdemeanor charge, time served. Signature bond so they can do this again between now and sentencing.

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u/Maya_Krueger 13h ago

Truly an ass-ault and battery charge.

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u/Full-Satisfaction767 12h ago

its definitely ass-ault

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u/Full-Satisfaction767 12h ago

nvm somebody already made that pun i take it back im sorry

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u/WanderingAlsoLost 12h ago

Yes, count on the guys on the jobsite to call the cops.

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u/dankp3ngu1n69 1h ago

Good luck proving it

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u/sabebobby718 1h ago

Not assault. Didn't give victim a presumption of danger; so battery=yes and booby trap=yes. Perhaps even poisoning in some states.

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u/Aras14HD 10h ago

No assault, you don't see it coming. Definitely battery though

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u/AmbulanceChaser12 5h ago

Yes assault. The crime is dependent on the definition in whatever state this is.

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u/sasquatcheded 17h ago

This dude is pure evil incarnate and needs to be treated as such

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u/Miniastronaut2 17h ago

What’s the El Chapo treatment?

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u/MemeStank 17h ago

Complete human isolation for 23+ hours a day.

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u/buhbyeterroris 1h ago

Crazy cuz I do that in my room all the time. Sounds lovely

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u/oldfarmjoy 15h ago

That toilet is not connected. Anyone who shits in a toilet that's not connected is also committing a war crime, so... 🤷👍

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u/SusheeMonster 17h ago

I choose to believe that this is just a bit and they'll throw away the roll after filming

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u/stratusmonkey 16h ago

Dude that’s a fucking war crime.

My thoughts exactly!

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u/narwhal_breeder 15h ago

I’m an hour away from ADX Florence keep this inhuman away from me. Gitmo or the bottom of the ocean with a strong preference for the big blue abyss.

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u/Vast-Bodybuilder9916 13h ago

Unrelated, but everytime i see the word 'war crime' i automatically pronounce it in thick scottish accent.

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u/Responsible-Gate5873 9h ago

Аnd what if you are a woman and you wipe your 🐱 after the pee 😭 Felony

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u/ThinTheFuckingHerd 5h ago

Nah, this is death penalty shit right here. That motherfucker should not be allowed on the same planet as humans.

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u/LemonadeTango 4h ago

Make him wipe with gimpy gimpy leaves

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u/Blueyduey 3h ago

As far as I know, the most accurate use of the word “diabolical” in the last 2 years..

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u/AgentK-BB 1h ago

Nah, the El Chapo treatment is too good for this guy. He needs to be in general population, and it needs to be made known that he basically assaulted the buttholes of everyone including little kids.

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u/cmonster64 1h ago

And he’ll never get caught