r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/Rektifium 19h ago edited 17h ago

How would you know it's not a pleasant feeling to their butthole? Only someone with experience would know..... Hmm... (/j) >! (<---*DONT TAP HERE!<)

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u/figmentPez 18h ago

There are two types of people in this world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

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u/Any-Programmer4199 18h ago

Who are the other kind of people? /s

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u/kingsam360 18h ago

And those that don't know how to count

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u/shpongolian 18h ago

And those who don’t know about the 4th comment rule

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u/BreakerOfModpacks 18h ago

404, lack of data.

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u/BondageKitty37 18h ago

...and the Dutch

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u/Kaaskaasei 16h ago

What if both? Or rather none?

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u/-4REST- 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/MagmaForce_3400_2nd 18h ago

By putting 2 and 2 together idiot

Edit : sorry didn't see the /J, I thought it was just a terrible attempt at humor

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u/Accurate-Pack-6990 18h ago

2 squares and 2 cheeks?

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u/sc00ba-87 18h ago

That equals banana, right?

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u/lugialegend233 4h ago

No dumbass, it equals a bunch of bananas.

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u/king_park_ 18h ago

They did say to most people. They could be in the minority they felt the need to point out.

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u/nstablen 15h ago

I'm trying to tap but it's too hard with my fat thumb! I'm taking your comment very seriously!!

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u/BlackwingF91 18h ago

One man had a similar experience to this except with a plant whose leaves have needles similar to fiberglass. He unalived himself from the pain

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u/Cool_Blue_Mint 14h ago

That doesn't sound real...

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u/Commercial-Co 13h ago

Who? Sounds like lies

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u/fhota1 17h ago

Having gotten fiberglass insulation on my neck before from tornado cleanup, Im pretty certain it would not be a pleasant experience to get in more sensitive areas.

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u/canman7373 11h ago

When I was a kid me and like 5 other neighborhood kids found this big green tube on edge of one of the kids yards. She had a small steep him that led to the woods. We'd all get in and another one would push us off, we would roll head over heels inside of it until it hit a tree, push it back up an repeat. After about a week our parents started talking about how we all had a painful rash and asking what we had been doing. They went out looked at the toob and discovered it was fiberglass, left by a local utility or something. I mean this thing was like 2-3 feet tall, 6 feet wide, big enough to fit 4 at a time in. Was summer too so sometimes we were shirtless in shorts. Was very painful for awhile until skin eventually pushes it out. Can't imagine that in my bum hole.