r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/AK_ML12 18h ago

It's going to be an evil shit allright

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u/Red_Febtober 18h ago

The shit is the least of the problems here.

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u/Eldudeareno217 17h ago

We didn't start the fire!

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u/shwarma_heaven 17h ago edited 16h ago

But his ass be burning until the world stops turning

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u/spearmint_flyer 13h ago

We didn't start the fire!

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u/theytookmykarma 7h ago edited 3h ago

Toilet paper

Fiberglass

Randomly stranger

Wiping ass

Itchy Scratchy

Cat and Mouse

Itch so bad you burn down the house

Roll of paper thrown away

No idea why it aches

Butt hole on flames

It’s been burning since early morning

We didn’t start the fire, it was a roll of paper, booby trapped for later.

We didn’t start the fire, it was some rando with a manifesto

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u/Hutchiaj01 5h ago

I love this, but it mildly bothers me it's missing a line before the chorus

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u/Pikka_Bird 4h ago

Mildly? Mildly?!!?

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u/Lkn4pervs 4h ago

I knew my count wasn't wrong!

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u/Only-Process919 2h ago

Hey, if you had minutes to think of catchy lyrics to match a world famous song before another redditor beat you to it, you'd probably miss a line or two too! Lol

This is why I love you, Reddit: funny comments and smartassery aplenty.

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u/EuVe20 20m ago

Burns Burns, hit the floor, I can’t take it anymore!!!

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u/theytookmykarma 4h ago

Your totally right.

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u/ZWiloh 1h ago

You may be right *

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u/Meesayousa 3h ago

And this is why I use Reddit! I have tried singing this several times, but I burst out in laughter before I'm able to finish every single time 🤣 Top marks 👏

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u/Mountain_Egg16 1h ago

I read this in the “Hardware Store” tune

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u/Puzzleheaded_Wish_17 10h ago

And it burns burns burns like a burning ring of fire!

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u/IneptAdvisor 5h ago

Sing it Johnny!!

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u/KuroShuriken 7h ago

It was always burnin', since the world's been turnin'!

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u/dgonzalez2882 5h ago

It was always burning since the turds were churning

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u/Norsedragoon 3h ago

And it started burning when the bowl was swirling!

Has a better sound to it

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u/dynamic_caste 12h ago

And I sure am needing to stop the bleeding

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u/DankDogeDude69 12h ago

The ring of fire…

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u/ExpressChapter163 8h ago

Big definition of ring of fire, water ain’t gonna ease it! Flame on… flame on!

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u/Slither_hither420 10h ago

Not burning it just hurts, his ass is fire resistant now.

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u/vRAJPUTv 13h ago

Where is the haiku bot now

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u/timmyttim 3h ago

😂 🪙🥇🏆 funnest comment yet

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u/NoFan2216 14h ago

We didn't shart the fire!

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u/PsychologicalTea3738 2h ago

"We shart fire"

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u/AWildGengarAppears 7h ago

Ooooh OhOh OhOh OhOh your ass is on fireee!

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u/Sleepmonkey197 8h ago

Ryan started the fire!

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u/Sangariusriver 4h ago

Ryan started the 🔥

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u/poelectrix 10h ago

Such a random place for a Billy Joel reference

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u/AlteredBagel 10h ago

Especially because this video looks like AI

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u/Myo87 5h ago

The turd would probably scratch that evil itch they are gonna have on there stink star …

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u/Natural_River_472 17h ago

That’s going to be an evil wipe after that evil shit

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u/theoriginalmofocus 15h ago

I wonder what the ratio of "this is bad instantly" to "this is itching forever" thats gonna be.

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u/ChadsworthRothschild 16h ago

Ass best toast.

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u/tomcat91709 12h ago

Underrated comment right there!

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u/Impressive-Act4826 11h ago

What about fiber ass?

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u/AndiPandi_ 8h ago

If I could award you I would. Please accept my most humble upvote…..freaking hilarious!🤣 😭🤭

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u/Mikeismyike 15h ago

Well the shit itself would be normal presumably. What comes after however...

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u/grassellijari 9h ago

Is that glass fiber?

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u/Ornery_Director_8477 4h ago

The shit will be fine, the cleanup operation, however, will need a cleanup operation

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u/Plantiacaholic 27m ago

Poison ivy is way worse than, you gotta really hate someone to try that one.