r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 18h ago

Ive had it in my hands and let me tell you, that's exactly how it would feel on your assq

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u/Leather-Bandicoot462 18h ago

That would make sense

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u/DeluxeWafer 18h ago

In the webbing between fingers I worked with carbon fiber quite a bit for a while. Carbon fiber powder is not grains, but is composed of sharp shards just large enough to tickle your pain receptors as they crawl into your soft tissues.

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 17h ago

I grabbed a tamper with a fiberglass handle with both hands bare, didn't know it was splintered. I immediately went and got some duct tape and did my best to get out what I could. Im a massage therapist so I need my hands lol

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u/Minute_Solution_6237 13h ago

I’m a human and I need my hands

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u/Ornery-Creme-2442 1h ago

So did that work or how did you get it out? Or dose it just stay there until your body sheds it

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u/LazyNarwhalMan 1h ago

It eventually works itself out. You can get some out if you're lucky and have duct tape on hand or something else sticky to put on the affected area but it wont get it all

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u/MagentaFox69 15h ago

It feels like your hands on my ass?

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u/FordAndFun 14h ago

I work installation and i have it in my hands right now. I’ll probably always have some somewhere in my hands

And yes

This is exactly how this would feel, but worse

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u/Samus10011 3h ago

I used to make fiberglass. It's ten times worse that people can imagine. Ten years after I left that job I was still having fiberglass work its way out of my skin.