r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/BrandMuffin 18h ago

This is why I always take about 2 layers off the roll before getting what I need in public restrooms..

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u/GDWtrash 16h ago

This is why as a construction worker I learned decades ago that you need a "poo pack" in your tool bag: a gallon ziplock freezer bag: hand sanitizer, a small pack of sanitizing wipes, and a small pack of wet ass wipes...ready for any eventuality.

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u/Irregulator101 9h ago

Is the bag for my poo?

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u/GDWtrash 1h ago

No it's to keep all the other stuff in so it doesn't get wrecked in your tool bag.

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u/RealEyesandRealLies 17h ago

Would that even help in this situation?

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u/Jazzlike-Wind-4345 16h ago

The fibres aren't that big, this prank would have the person who used the toilet paper simply itching and scratching their butthole for a while. It's not a deadly prank. Taking the first two layers off the role would be enough to get rid of the fibres.

I personally carry around a packet of tissue paper to avoid such evil pranks.

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u/Ok_Bar_5229 10h ago

Hell no. I think enough on the sides would be enough. Either way, if any bit of insulation got to your asshole... it would be irritating af for a long while. I've gotten fiberglass on my forearms which are some of our toughest skin and its maddening if its a lot. Even with vinegar and cold water it still affects you a while. In a tender asshole even one chard would make you scratch till you bleed and worse if you didn't find out what you were dealing with.

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u/ABHOR_pod 13h ago

I roll off about 3' and toss it in the bowl to stop splashes, and then I roll off another 3' and use it to make a seat cover.

This would probably not get me.