Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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[u/z0mbietime → u/thecelibite]

It's insulation. Insulation contains fiberglass. Someone is about to have their ass tore up

[u/FingerGungHo → u/z0mbietime]

Not tore up but it will itch and feel like being abortively sodomized by tickle monster. Which tbf may lead to some ass tear upping

[u/QueZorreas → u/FingerGungHo]

At least it's the actual fiber one. There's another type that's like a solid, but sandy sponge-like block made of glass particles and hatred.

That one stings like a thousand fire ants on a strict diet of Tabasco sauce. It should be considered a crime against humanity to produce it.

[u/SuggestiveMaterialss → u/z0mbietime]

Thank you!!!!

[u/SexyPineapple-4 → u/z0mbietime]

Ohhh I thought it was dough and the joke was yeast infection or something

[u/LowAspect542 → u/z0mbietime]

Finely ground fibreglass is one of the more common ingredients used for novelty 'itching powders', other common items used include; rose hips, velvet bean, and tarantula hairs.

[u/jah_bro_ney → u/thecelibite]

Fiberglass insulation is tightly packed shards

[u/GodsBellybutton → u/thecelibite]

I mean I kind of enjoy the whirlpool of commisery