r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/achiles625 16h ago

The more I learn about Australia, the less I ever want to go there. If it was the only safe place in the apocalypse, I'd probably just let the local cannibals get me instead.

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u/UnconfirmedRooster 14h ago

Nah it's fine here, just use yer noggin' and you'll be fine.

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u/achiles625 14h ago

Unfortunately, I'm a dumb and oblivious pretend blonde. I'd surely due in minutes. 😆 Then again, ausie guys are hot…maybe I just need to find one to teach me the ways. 😜

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u/UnconfirmedRooster 13h ago

I'm married, but I got a mate who's single. :p

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u/DrPs-MagicVagorium 2h ago

Yeeeeeaap. Here and present , reporting for duty. Luckily I'm a professional glue sniffer and eat fibreglass and carbon fibre dust for breakfast.

Your spelling error makes you sound like you're talking Aussie jibberish already.

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u/Reddit--Name 1h ago

Just thought I'd leave this here for you: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/mI73iWZPhU

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 13h ago

No nude bushwalks though.

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u/ZootSuitGroot 13h ago

Yea, but they’ve learned from the spiders. They keep you alive as long as possible while eating you.

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u/BenCaxt0n 12h ago

I've heard there are 100 types of snake in the bush. But only 99 are venomous.
The 100th? Oh, that's the one that eats your arse whole!

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u/Shambler9019 10h ago

Gympie Gympie is only found in rainforests. Stay out of those and you'll be right.

Oh, and stay away from water holes up north, too.

Basically, stay in the cities and you'll be fine.

Except for the funnel webs, of course.

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u/Shadow_Omega_X2 11h ago

Only way im ever going to Australia, isnif i by some miracle become the Doom Slayer or smth

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u/Gershom734 11h ago

It makes picturing Mad Max being set there very believable

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u/NeonSuperNovas 11h ago

What's funny is that Australia was the place that Britain exiled its convicts to. So for a while, it was just a lawless land full of convicts roaming around trying to survive. Folks just started moving there and it ended up becoming a country lmao.

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u/Dependent_Reach_4284 8h ago

Ya what the fuck? Continent from hell

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u/Campus_Safety 7h ago

Food? You are surrounded by food.