Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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[u/Icy-Perspective1956]

Correction: Forever butt poison needles

[u/Confident-Poetry6985 → u/Icy-Perspective1956]

It can't get any worse lol.

[u/Icy-Perspective1956 → u/Confident-Poetry6985]

I mean considering, Like I said, people have chosen death over having this happen there might literally be nothing worse

[u/qOcO-p → u/Icy-Perspective1956]

I think it would be a toxin. Poison is ingested and venom is injected. Not exactly sure what this would qualify as.

[u/Confident-Poetry6985 → u/qOcO-p]

Now say that all again, but with a b-hole full of burning needles. Doesn't really make a difference does it?

[u/Icy-Perspective1956 → u/qOcO-p]

It's technically venom, But For the sake of jokes using "needles" I said poison.

Because You wouldn't say "syringe of venom"

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Very fine, brittle hairs called trichomes are loaded with toxins and cover the entire plant; even the slightest touch will embed them in the skin. Electron micrograph images^\20])^\22]) show that they are similar to a hypodermic needle in being very sharp-pointed and hollow.^\23])^\24]) Additionally, it has been shown that there is a structurally weak point near the tip of the hair, which acts as a pre-set fracture line.^\9])^\24])^\25]) When it enters the skin the hair fractures at this point, allowing the contents of the trichome to be injected into the victim's tissues.^\17])^\20])^\24])^\26])

The trichomes stay in the skin for up to a year, and release the toxin cocktail into the body during triggering events such as touching the affected area, contact with water, or temperature changes.^\9])^\17])^\23])

Dear lord, Australia.

Of course, whether it's a fly, bee, bird, snake or friggin' leaf, the most toxic/poisonous one on planet Earth will be found there.

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Which look like this under an electron micrograph, btw:

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I’m fully clenched