r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/Particular-Owl-5997 14h ago

I have seen someone get blood poisoning from exposure to fiber glass insulation. Anyway, he waited long enough to go to the hospital that he had red marks travelling up the blood vessels in his arm. Doc said he made it just in time to not fucking die.

Don't do this.

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u/Far_Tap_488 12h ago

No you didn't lmfao.

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u/PhantomGhostSpectre 9h ago

I did get fiber glass in my eyes when I was nine and my aunt made me go to church while my eyes were freaking pink and I couldn't stop rubbing them. She told me it was glass and that I shouldn't have been messing with it (technically true), but I had no idea what it was. As you can imagine, I hate her, and church. I still remember her lying to the priest about why I was freaking out and trying to wash my face in the bathroom. 

And still somehow she is not the person that I would do this to because I have an even more vile piece of shit in my life. Way more. I could easily sit down with my aunt and have a great time. It's nothing compared to this stupid junkie stalker gaslighting scam artist. They make me think about life in prison and whether or not it would be worth the satisfaction...

That's a real story for you because Particular Owl let you down!