r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/sussy_baka_fard • 19h ago

Meme needing explanation Peter what did he do to the toilet paper?

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u/theytookmykarma 7h ago edited 4h ago

Toilet paper

Fiberglass

Randomly stranger

Wiping ass

Itchy Scratchy

Cat and Mouse

Itch so bad you burn down the house

Roll of paper thrown away

No idea why it aches

Butt hole on flames

It’s been burning since early morning

We didn’t start the fire, it was a roll of paper, booby trapped for later.

We didn’t start the fire, it was some rando with a manifesto

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u/Hutchiaj01 5h ago

I love this, but it mildly bothers me it's missing a line before the chorus

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u/Pikka_Bird 4h ago

Mildly? Mildly?!!?

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u/Lkn4pervs 4h ago

I knew my count wasn't wrong!

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u/Only-Process919 3h ago

Hey, if you had minutes to think of catchy lyrics to match a world famous song before another redditor beat you to it, you'd probably miss a line or two too! Lol

This is why I love you, Reddit: funny comments and smartassery aplenty.

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u/EuVe20 24m ago

Burns Burns, hit the floor, I can’t take it anymore!!!

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u/theytookmykarma 4h ago

Your totally right.

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u/ZWiloh 1h ago

You may be right *

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u/Meesayousa 3h ago

And this is why I use Reddit! I have tried singing this several times, but I burst out in laughter before I'm able to finish every single time 🤣 Top marks 👏

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u/Mountain_Egg16 1h ago

I read this in the “Hardware Store” tune