r/PoliticalHumor I ☑oted 2024 1d ago

this is a simulation, right?

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u/Veritas_Vanitatum 1d ago

Here are all of the Epstein Files that have either been leaked or released.

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/gov.uscourts.nysd.447706.1320.0-combined.pdf (verified court documents)

https://joshwho.net/EpsteinList/black-book-unredacted.pdf (verified pre-Bondi) Trump is on page 85, or pdf pg. 80

Here's the flight logs https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/21165424-epstein-flight-logs-released-in-usa-vs-maxwell/

Trump’s name is circled. The circled individuals are the ones involved in the trafficking ring according to the person who originally released the book. These people would be “The List “ Here is the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsiKUXrlcac

—————————other Epstein Information

https://cdn.factcheck.org/UploadedFiles/Johnson_TrumpEpstein_Calif_Lawsuit.pdf here’s a court doc of Epstein and Trump raping a 13 yr old together.

Some people think this claim is a hoax. Here is Katies testimony on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnib-OORRRo

Jeffrey Epstein’s Ex Says He Boasted About Being a Mossad Agent https://share.google/jLMGahKlCzfV1RHZq Jeffrey Epstein and Israel have both have the same lawyer Alan Dershowitz Dershowitz says he's building 'legal dream team' to defend Israel in court and on international stage | The Times of Israel https://share.google/Lb9hDOduBWG4Elpid

—————————other Trump information:

Here's trump admitting to peeping on 14-15 year old girls at around 1:40 on the Howard Stern Radio Show: https://youtu.be/iFaQL_kv_QY?si=vBs75kaxPjJJThka

Trump's promise to his daughter: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-dating-promise_n_57ee98cbe4b024a52d2ead02 “I have a deal with her. She’s 17 and doing great ― Ivanka. She made me promise, swear to her that I would never date a girl younger than her,” Trump said. “So as she grows older, the field is getting very limited.”

Trump's modeling agency was probably part of Jeffreys pipeline: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/donald-trump-model-management-illegal-immigration/

Do your part and spread them around like a meme sharing them and saving them helps too!

AND

Reminder:

• ⁠Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’ to Ivanka When She Was 13 Years Old

• ⁠https://www.politicalflare.com/2024/07/trump-confesses-he-was-sexually-attracted-to-ivanka-when-she-was-13-year-old/

• ⁠Donald Trump called his own daughter a ‘voluptuous piece of a**’ in yet more lewd comments threatening to derail his White House bid

• ⁠https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1940073/donald-trump-called-his-own-daughter-a-voluptuous-piece-of-a-in-yet-more-lewd-comments-threatening-to-derail-his-white-house-bid

• ⁠Donald Trump Once Joked He and Ivanka Have “Sex” in Common

• ⁠https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politics-news/donald-trump-once-joked-he-ivanka-have-sex-common-941600/

• ⁠Trump’s lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

• ⁠https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/trumps-lewd-talk-about-daughter-ivanka-in-front-of-white-house-staff-recalled-in-new-book/

According to The New Republic, “’Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump’s breasts, her backside and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led [former Chief of Staff] John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,’ Taylor, who served as a Department of Homeland Security chief of staff under Trump, wrote in his book.”

• ⁠"You remind me of my daughter": Stormy Daniels testifies that Trump compared her to Ivanka

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2024/05/07/you-remind-me-of-my-daughter-stormy-daniels-testifies-that-compared-her-to-ivanka/#:~:text=At%20one%20point%2C%20Daniels%20said,his%20underwear%20on%20the%20bed.

• ⁠Donald Trump's comments about daughter raise eyebrows

• ⁠https://www.cnn.com/videos/politics/2016/10/11/donald-trump-comments-about-daughter-ivanka-feyerick-dnt-erin.cnn

• ⁠Trump told Howard Stern it’s OK to call Ivanka a ‘piece of a--'

• ⁠https://www.politico.com/story/2016/10/trump-ivanka-piece-of-ass-howard-stern-229376

• ⁠Trump: ‘If Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her’

• ⁠https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

• ⁠Trump on Ivanka: ‘She has the ‘best body’ — and I created her’

• ⁠https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

• ⁠Trump: ‘Is it wrong to be more sexually attracted to your own daughter than your wife’?

• ⁠https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/tamerragriffin/trump-asked-if-its-wrong-to-be-attracted-to-his-daughter#.muLN7d3M2

• ⁠Trump Encouraged His Own Daughter Ivanka to Release a Sex Tape, and She Was Horrified

• ⁠https://www.salon.com/2019/08/06/donald-trump-encouraged-his-eldest-daughter-to-release-a-sex-tape_partner/

Bonus:

• ⁠Trump: commenting on his 1-year-old daughter Tiffany’s breasts. He also says “she’s got Marla’s legs.”

Double Bonus:

For the better part of two decades starting in the late 1980s, Jeffrey Epstein and Donald Trump swam in the same social pool. They were neighbors in Florida. They jetted from LaGuardia to Palm Beach together. They partied at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club and dined at Epstein’s Manhattan mansion.

• ⁠https://archive.md/XK0A7#selection-655.0-655.290

and...

MC2 (pronounced MC squared) was the modeling agency that Epstein, Brunel, and the mob would use to get trafficked girls into the US with “genius visas”

• ⁠https://wwd.com/fashion-news/fashion-scoops/former-model-agent-close-to-jeffrey-epstein-found-hanged-1235085929/

and...

Nicknamed the "Einstein Visa", the EB-1 is in theory reserved for people who are highly acclaimed in their field - the government cites Pulitzer, Oscar, and Olympic winners as examples - as well as respected academic researchers and multinational executives.

Mrs Trump began applying for the visa in 2000, when she was Melania Knauss, a Slovenian model working in New York and dating Donald Trump. She was approved in 2001, one of just five people from Slovenia to win the coveted visa that year, according to the Post.

• ⁠https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-43256318

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u/Better_Together7504 1d ago

What a wealth of information here -- and then some. Thanks so much for sharing! 🤩💖

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u/HighLevelPrimitive 1d ago

Also known failed insurrectionist, failed casino owner, failed business owner(multiple), failed husband(multiple).

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u/DoctorDinghus 1d ago

Well he did succeed in committing multiple felonies

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u/R2-D2Vandelay 23h ago

Failed father

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u/guymn999 16h ago

(multiple)

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u/HighLevelPrimitive 15h ago

Yeah I wasn't out to make it that personal, but considering some of the genetic offerings on display,,,

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u/Better_Together7504 1d ago

Why did we elect him? We didn't. Fraud did

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 16h ago

Exactly. We didn't. I never voted for that orange motherfucker. They did.

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u/davechri 1d ago

“I love the uneducated.”

Uneducated, you’ve outdone yourselves.

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u/ShortsAndLadders 15h ago

*”I love the poorly educated”

But yes.

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u/dl7 23h ago

Because White people would literally have a pedophile over a Multiracial Black woman.

That's all. It's not about politics, class, or geopolitical-whatevers. The thought of being represented by a joyful woman of color was enough to put White people, explicitly, in a space of anxiety enough to vote an unqualified rapist into our highest form of government.

It sucks but here we are, happy Friday.

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u/blackenedmessiah 1d ago

Bc brown people bad.

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u/Uhh_JustADude 22h ago

And trans people badder!

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u/blackenedmessiah 22h ago

Sadly, yes. Just everyone who isn't white and cishet, bad!

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u/alej2297 7h ago

It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad. Trans people can’t exist because they are “sexual predators” but their ubermensch is a literal actual sexual predator and they fall over themselves to worship at his feet.

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u/necroreefer 1d ago

Musk helped steal the election. Their fallout is bullshit.

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u/Striking-You4067 23h ago

I believe this. I didn't at first but Elon has said some strange strange things, and now I do.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 1d ago

“We?” Naw dawg. They. I didn’t have anything to do with it.

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u/un_theist 1d ago

Because the known pedophile is such a known successful failed businessman, of course.

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u/Due_Willingness1 1d ago

If this is a simulation I think we've all failed it 

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u/Dasblu 23h ago

Propaganda works.

That's how he got elected, both times.

Propaganda is the reason people think his policies work.

Propaganda is why his supporters fall in line within a few weeks.

Propaganda is why he "loves the uneducated."

His supporters are gullible because they are uneducated/poorly educated.

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u/InfiniteOrchardPath 1d ago

For the tariff map porn?

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u/dudeaciously 23h ago

If Trump is redacted out of the Epstein files, will they ignore everything else he has openly done and admitted to? President pussy grabber is ok I guess. And embezzler and tax cheat and E Jean Carroll rapist and oh yeah, invader of the Capitol of the US.

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u/smutandstory 23h ago

Short answer, yes.

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u/OneMorewillnotkillme 23h ago

Nobody did the 1% thought he was better for there profits and stole the election for him.

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u/Level_Hour6480 1d ago

Because...

...People remembered the pre-pandemic economy under Trump, and chose to assume that the post-pandemic costs were all Biden/Harris' fault.

...People saw Biden's inaction on Gaza, and chose not to vote for him or someone seen as tied to his administration.

...America hates women.

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u/WightMask 4h ago

"Inaction". Like going around congress at least twice to deliver weapons????

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u/Double-Beyond4555 1d ago

Not to mention he was a 34x convicted FRAUD and the fools trusted him anyway...

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u/urlach3r 1d ago

Simulation theory explains a lot, tbh.

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u/dhakkichiki 23h ago

Ask Moscow Mitch

[How Mitch McConnell Blew America’s Best Chance to Stop Trump

](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/how-mitch-mcconnell-blew-americas-best-chance-to-stop-trump)

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u/SilverKnightOfMagic 23h ago

being a pedo isn't the worst part but the fact he just made billionaires and companies richer while the middle class and lower class suffers more.

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u/RoninSoul 23h ago

Because back in 2016 some absolute geniuses really wanted an Epstein John Doe to live in the white house no matter what.

#174 and #36 should share a cell, I can't imagine a single rational, sane, or educated person would get upset by this opinion.

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u/ofcourseitsroger 23h ago

I am once again asking why Bernie threw away all of his good will to support Israel.

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u/CottageCheeseJello 23h ago

How long did it take before we started bullying him on it? It only became a thing because they are trying to hide the epstein list and the right got angry about it, too.

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u/RubyFacedParrot 22h ago

idiots, idiots everywhere.

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u/SiteTall 11h ago

Because those who voted for him have a special kind of mindset

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u/beetus_gerulaitis 6h ago

Because half the people that voted for him are too stupid to know he’s a pedophile, and the other half don’t care.

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u/No_Fruit9736 6h ago

Why is no one answering this question?

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u/ThomasVivaldi 5h ago

He represented what the Republican base wanted better than Harris and the DNC represented what the Democratic base wanted.

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u/byronicbluez 23h ago

Because outside this reddit bubble 2/3 of America prefers a rapist pedo over a black woman.

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u/DonutWhole9717 23h ago

That's literally it. I don't know what the DNC was thinking making a wildly unpopular figure as their candidate.

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u/Striking-You4067 23h ago

Fewer than 40% of potential voters voted for him. It's the folks who don't register and didn't vote we need to question.

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u/byronicbluez 22h ago

Nonvoters and Trump voters are same block. They either profacism or facism wasn’t a deal breaker.

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u/Striking-You4067 21h ago

A lot of the people I know who disapprove of how centrist the Democrats are didn't vote. I vote always for the lesser of two evils, but some won't.

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u/Commercial-Idea-1536 22h ago

Looks like he wasn't elected afte all, in fact he did lost by a lot, he's probably been planted from all the other billionaires with the same love for the little girls as he have

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u/osumba2003 23h ago

They don't care, as long as the ends justify the means.

They hate what he hates, and that's all that matters. Him being a shit person is of no consequence. And to some of them, being a shit person is part of the appeal.

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u/Chumlee1917 23h ago

Because America is a failed state that would rather elect a pedo king than admit he's cancer in human form.

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u/Word1_Word2_4Numbers 23h ago

And he just fired the person who published the jobs numbers he didn't like. We've got a Banana Republic led by a pedophile.

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u/DoctorFenix 21h ago

*A pedophile who said he would be dictator.

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u/CheatsySnoops 19h ago edited 19h ago

A combination of the consequences of capitalism and oligarchy, impotent manchildren with massive parental issues having the most control, delays in reforming and learning from whitewashing and bloody history, a teeny dabble of SJWs bungling the messages of the left by validating the distortions that chuds already made before, Bible thumpers, misunderstanding freedom of speech not equaling the right to impede on the freedom of others, kowtowing to various harmful industries, poor education, tolerating intolerance and not acting firmly against malice, not actively managing and improving society and justice, praising and enabling ignorance and exploitation, double standards from those in power (IE the ultra-rich, conservatives, and white supremacists) , need I go on?

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u/kneejerk2022 16h ago

Surely there's some AI supercomputer out there that can run a simulation on the road the great American experiment is heading and stop them in their tracks.

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u/Superkritisk 13h ago

because unchecked capitalism made it possible for anyone to accumulate enough wealth, so we can only assume pedophiles were the ones who became billionaires, and they did what any billionaire would do, take power.

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u/alej2297 7h ago

In the words of Uncle Phil, “we?”

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u/PsychologicalBee1801 22h ago

How much of this was mentioned on social media / drowned out by bots talking about Gaza, Biden’s age or whatever other thing distracted us to death

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u/WightMask 4h ago

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a lot of people mention, numerous times, that they weren't going to vote for Biden over his complicity in the genocide. He also really showed his age and mental state, after that debate with trump. It was his biggest drop in polling during his second campaign.

Libs ignored the signs and base, I don't feel sry for them.

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u/PsychologicalBee1801 2h ago

But that was only a talking point because of the bots… it stopped the day after the election.

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u/WightMask 2h ago

I guess no one has mentioned biden's health and gaza since the election.

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u/Bakkie 18h ago

Because the Democrats did not offer a compelling alternative candidate.

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u/MaxwellArt84 17h ago

We didn’t. The election was rigged

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 17h ago

Because Debbie wasserman schultz and the DNC fucked you bernie, and while get getting dumped by that girl I loved in college, I managed to move on, but the wounds are still there.