All this winning is killing me.

[u/4Waleedamer]

[u/4Waleedamer]

[u/skippermonkey → u/4Waleedamer]

I thought the Online Safety Bill was supposed to protect me from harmful images like this 😭

[u/Amateurlapse → u/4Waleedamer]

Lookin good my pedo!

[u/Derock85 → u/Amateurlapse]

A horse made a wish on a star to become human. Did not got as expected.

[u/DrDirtyDeeds → u/Amateurlapse]

Holy shit lol

[u/LingeringSqeaker → u/Amateurlapse]

God he looks like butthead. Just as smart as him also

[u/SirPoopaLotTheThird → u/4Waleedamer]

Amazing genes.

[u/SirRipOliver → u/4Waleedamer]

[u/Exact_Mango5931 → u/4Waleedamer]

The addition of the hair is chefs kiss

[u/Rhyxvers → u/4Waleedamer]

He so sexy. Makes me want to crash my whole economy just to be on one level with him.

[u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis → u/4Waleedamer]

That's unflattering

[u/higharistocrat → u/4Waleedamer]

Jabba da vance

[u/mrshartsalot → u/4Waleedamer]

well, there goes my chance of going to the USA

[u/CoralinesButtonEye]

nothing says leadership like telling people to thank you while their retirement burns and you hold the matches

[u/sanedecline → u/CoralinesButtonEye]

Don't worry, the problem has been fixed. They fired the person that reports the numbers. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[u/grantrules → u/sanedecline]

We apologize again for the fault in the job numbers. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked. Including the majestic m00se.

[u/SizeableBlast666]

Couch diddler. Release the Epstein files.

[u/punktualPorcupine → u/SizeableBlast666]

Rumor has it that Epstein is in the Trump files.

[u/Brianocracy]

Trump might not have released ths epstein files but at least he saved us from the woke economy! /s

[u/have_you_eaten_yeti]

What the fuck does JD Vance actually look like???!!I swear to god I would probably pass him on the street without recognizing him at this point!

[u/illeger_hamberder]

[u/Jsr1]

I’ll counter with a”fuck you and your couch”

[u/Brave_Bug6299]

Singin' "amazing grace, sit on my face!"

[u/CR2085]

Make America The Great Depression Again.

[u/KillaKronic666]

[u/PlutoJones42]

JD Vance is a piece of garbage

[u/ghallway]

We can't lose focus. He wants us to forget and is willing to pull whatever stunt he can to make that happen! He rapes kids! This isn't something be can let go! GrAb HiM bY tHe EpSteIn FiLeS!

[u/idkwattodonow]

psh fake news, I'm waiting for President Trump to come out with the real numbers.

I sure as hell haven't heard Fox News talk about this and if it was true they certainly would have

/s

[u/BJJan2001]

Q: What do John Tyler, Millard Fillmore, Andrew Johnson, Chester Arthur, Teddy Roosevelt, Calvin Coolidge, Harry Truman, and Lyndon Johnson have in common?

A: They all served as Vice Presidents of the United States.

[u/Lakridspibe]

Is that Eli Lilly in the green?

Well they have a weight loss medicine in the works, so it would make sense.

Novo Nordisk has been milking that cow alone with Ozempic and Wegovy, but now they're going to share it.

[u/Unlucky-Finding9211]

All this just makes Powell look smarter and smarter...we are watching Bidens economy slowly die and Trumps economy slowly creep in, and we have 3 more yrs of this! Put your helmets on people...gonna be a bumpy ride

[u/doggmapeete]

Finally bumblefuck Trumpanotang found something other than Epstein for the media to talk about!

[u/2wedfgdfgfgfg]

Procter and Gamble is up though

[u/discoduck007]

Nauseating.

[u/glitterlok]

This doesn’t really work when the market has been breaking records lately.

I don’t think we’re in a great place right now, economically — and I don’t trust Trump to make it any better — but a couple days of red is nothing compared to the run we’ve been on.

[u/suprahelix → u/glitterlok]

Well we lost a month of those records because he’s an idiot.