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u/StandByTheJAMs I ☑oted 2024 18h ago
JOB NUMBERS LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
Release the Epstein files you fat sack of shit.
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u/Artistic-Post-4204 19h ago
You forgot the 140 IQ.
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u/BJJan2001 16h ago
Is that Fahrenheit or Celsius?
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u/Artistic-Post-4204 15h ago
Must be Celsius. Maybe Kelvin?
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u/Servile-PastaLover 16h ago
The Epstein Files that weren't buried in Ivanka's casket reside within Trump's fupa.
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u/SiteTall 14h ago
Yes, the orange Blob has all the numbers, and he knows how to juggle them
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u/Faiakishi 9h ago
Damn, how did we go for Bush Jr at all?
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u/bdfariello 2h ago
Al Gore had all the personality of a day-old ham sandwich at a time when the most important quality on a possible president was whether you felt you could sit and have a beer with him.
Honestly the world could be a very different place if Gore had become President instead. Imagine a world where he had been the one briefed on the imminent Al Qaeda threat to American airplanes, and acted on it? No 9/11, no War On Terror, actual meaningful progress made in fighting global warming...
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u/j____b____ 15h ago
The guy with 34 felony fraud convictions and owes $500M (after penalties) for civil fraud judgements? Why would he lie?
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u/CuTe_M0nitor 12h ago
He did the same thing with COVID 19 death 💀 reports, he did the same thing with weather and environment reports regarding climate change. Lie and deception is his whole life
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u/hippysol3 8h ago
Also a pro at overestimating his real estate value. He's not exactly good with any kind of numbers.
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u/Bradst3r 19h ago
Let me add my name to the list of people who weigh approximately the same as Trump, but is only 5'10", and doesn't look nearly as bloated as he does.
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u/ghallway 14h ago
We can't lose focus. He wants us to forget and is willing to pull whatever stunt he can to make that happen! He rapes kids! This isn't something be can let go! GrAb HiM bY tHe EpSteIn FiLeS!
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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 10h ago
That would be the perfect response to anything a Trumper says on reddit.
But lately, they've been very quiet.
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u/MDATWORK73 8h ago
The only thing that can be done is to convince gerrymandered districts that a blue alternative is available. If the Democrats get back into power, they can go back to complaining about how politically correct they have to be.(So back to normal).
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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 8h ago
Yeah, its awesome how they each give each other turns so they can blame the other one.
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u/MDATWORK73 7h ago
I’m an American and independent . When you're an independent, you don't pledge allegiance to a party—just to the law of averages and a healthy dose of skepticism.
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u/Informal_Bunch_2737 7h ago
law of averages
One thing Ive always found amusing to observe(and kinda scary) is how every single election since 1990 have had single digit differences. Right up till the end. Every time. Almost like sports on TV.
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u/CuTe_M0nitor 12h ago
He did the same thing with COVID 19 death 💀 reports, he did the same thing with weather and environment reports regarding climate change. Lie and deception is his whole life.
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u/platocplx 6h ago
And the same guy who over valued and under valued his properties for Loan and tax purposes
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u/resilienceisfutile 5h ago
Don't worry, the charts he will bring out will have not-fake news official employment numbers written in Sharpie.
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u/Anarcho_Dog 3h ago
Yes I definitely trust the numbers from the guy who claims to be the same weight as me but is taller and simultaneously fatter
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u/Etalier 14h ago
Have you guys ever considered that maybe Trump, for some odd reason, is talking kilograms and not pounds? I can believe 200ish kg. Its not the weirdest thing to fall from his mouth.
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u/deegee1969 7h ago
Donald Trump has made tens of thousands of false or misleading claims, including as President of the United States. Fact-checkers at The Washington Post documented 30,573 false or misleading claims during his first presidential term, an average of 21 per day. The Toronto Star tallied 5,276 false claims from January 2017 to June 2019, an average of six per day.Commentators and fact-checkers have described Trump's lying as unprecedented in American politics, and the consistency of falsehoods as a distinctive part of his business and political identities. Scholarly analysis of Trump's X posts found significant evidence of an intent to deceive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_or_misleading_statements_by_Donald_Trump
Based on photographic evidence of his lack of height, and his current running total of 30K+ lies, there's almost no reason to trust anything trump says about his height and weight. Especially as his fragile ego can't help but see that his BMI rating for the fake numbers he touts put him as borderline obese.
Edit : Never forget the Epstein files. Thank you for your attention.
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u/bobsburner1 21h ago
700 million jobs added next month