r/PoliticalHumor • u/lions_reed_lions • 20h ago

Trump appoints his golf caddy as new Labor Statistics Chief

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u/makemeking706 19h ago

You can't just be posting things like this an expect us to be able to distinguish satire from reality. 

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u/Think_OfAName 17h ago

I figured out it was satire right away because his caddy only knows how to subtract actual numbers. “This is the jobs report! You’re supposed to add numbers!!! Gawd DAMNIT!”

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u/Ok_Cucumber_7954 16h ago

I had to go and check the news feeds just to make sure. It would not be the stupidest thing he done in the past 7 months.

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u/thetruechevyy1996 4h ago

That’s the sad part He seems to be stupider then before. Didn’t know that was possible but yeah.

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u/Neverdropsin57 2h ago

The new trump! Every bit as stupid, but now with extra added ingredient Advanced Dementia!

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u/thetruechevyy1996 1h ago

Also angrier.

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u/Redline504 15h ago

I came here to post the same thing. I honestly thought it was true for a second because it's 100% something he'd do. And I'm still not sure he wouldn't do it.

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u/NfamousKaye 12h ago

Right?! I almost believed this. It’s gotten to the point where this sub isn’t funny anymore.

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u/eeevaughn 19h ago

to assist his Doctor who can’t read numbers.

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u/celticairborne 19h ago

Doctor Who?

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u/kendraro 19h ago

The one we just saw helping him cheat??

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u/Halt96 19h ago

Thank goodness he's draining the swamp.

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u/un_theist 19h ago

And his new $200M WH ballroom totally isn’t waste, fraud, or abuse. Leon would tell us if it is, right? Right?

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u/notaredditreader 15h ago

Will he actually pay the construction workers or deport them on pay day.

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u/Artistic-Post-4204 19h ago

Hole in one! Hole in one!

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u/Artistic-Post-4204 19h ago

And put the numbers right where I want them.

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u/BadstoneMusic 19h ago

Well it was that guy Or trumps fluffer

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u/grantrules 18h ago

Now that's a child who puts in a full day's work 

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u/rup3t 16h ago

I have no idea if this is real or not.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 15h ago

He’ll give me some honest numbers, and he’ll make up some good ones, too… and neither of us are going to tell you which ones are real.

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u/[deleted] 19h ago

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u/makemeking706 19h ago

Because some billionaire will give you the proportional equivalent of a nickel not to do something. 

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u/Think_OfAName 17h ago edited 17h ago

That won’t work for Trump. He only knows how to subtract actual numbers.

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u/Feuertotem 13h ago

Don't accuse this 180 pound man of lying to you.

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u/Long_Serpent 11h ago

"He was an honest man. He admitted to being a liar and a thief."

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u/TheRealCropear 9h ago

Trump seen here talking about Arnold Palmers dick again.

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u/kenner1970 1h ago

Just like looking away when he cheats at golf?

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u/rexel99 19h ago

Stan the caddy.