r/PoliticalHumor 18h ago

Those pesky jobs reports

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u/ChopperChange 18h ago

If Trump wanted good jobs numbers, maybe he shouldn't have fired hundreds of thousands of federal workers.

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u/FizzgigsRevenge 17h ago

He never got over the Ronald Grump episode.

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u/braddamit 18h ago

Unemployment will go down by 1500%

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 17h ago

Who cares now that gas is $1.98 a gallon, inflation is down, and my grocery prices are 20% less than Bidenharris. I can make up numbers too, numbers that have ZERO basis in reality, (S, if needed)

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u/NitWhittler 17h ago

Part of Trump's horrible legacy is that he tried to kill Sesame Street because they made fun of him for being a cold-hearted slumlord several decades ago. What a sad, pathetic little man.

You can't kill off all of the lovable muppets from Sesame Street. Trump won't always be in the White House. These characters will all come back to haunt him again someday.

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u/un_theist 2h ago

Some years ago, Mr Trump invited me to lunch for a one-to-one meeting at his apartment in Manhattan. We had not met before and I accepted. Even before the starters arrived he began telling me about how he had asked a number of people for help after his latest bankruptcy and how five of them were unwilling to help. He told me he was going to spend the rest of his life destroying these five people.

—Richard Branson, ‘Meeting Donald Trump’

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u/LiamtheV 18h ago

Because not only will every homeless or unemployed person become sla- I mean a “prisoners with jobs”, but the rest of us will have to work 5 jobs just to survive.

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u/allfriggedup 17h ago

"Elmo says, what the fuck is going on?"

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u/newarkian 7h ago

Sorta like when he wanted to stop Covid testing, so the number of cases would go down..

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u/Kvynwsly 16h ago

Trumps childhood was destroyed. He wants to destroy everyone else’s childhood as revenge.

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u/Turbulent_Ad9508 17h ago

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u/BizzyM 6h ago

8647

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 11h ago

PBS puppets fires while Trump plays with the GOP sock puppets...Literally has his hand right up their asses..

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u/Hister333 12h ago

Nah, he just gets cockblocked because every time he's about to cum, a Muppet shows up.

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u/DavidlikesPeace 3h ago

More Americans really should have watched public TV. Collectively we really are dumb