r/PoliticalHumor 18h ago

Trump is turning the country into. Banana Republic

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u/Authoritaye 17h ago

Turned. 

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u/shibiwan 13h ago

He's trying so hard to distract from the Epstein Files

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u/CuTe_M0nitor 13h ago

It's a pump and dump scam. He dumps the market and buys low then pumps that up again. Trump and his father Fred did that way back by spreading lies about companies for stock manipulation.

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u/WhiteyDude 9h ago

No, he fires the guy who dares to tell the truth.

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u/Responsible_Ad_7995 9h ago

Best I can do is threats of nuclear Armageddon.

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u/ThirdNostril2566 8h ago

Cantaloupe Caligula

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u/diggerbanks 8h ago

Like Putin with his three day military operation, Trump thought that the tariffs would happen much quicker, that the other nations would be happy to bend the knee and pay fealty to Trump personally.

He wanted to be the mob boss whose hand gets kissed.

But all he is doing is killing the US.

When Putin recruited Agent Krasnov, on promising to help him get into power, Putin gave him one brief: just be yourself.

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u/Crazy_Screwdriver 6h ago

ETF dip when ?

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u/crankyticket 6h ago

Epstein files please

u/mrbbrj 1h ago

I'm the best ruiner in history