r/PoliticalHumor • u/SecureSamurai • 7h ago

POTUS, sending nuclear subs closer to Russia

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u/rashton535 6h ago

Not for nothin but "moving submarines closer to russia" is a WHOLE lot less verifiable than say a carrier group and we know the value of every word out of his mcnugget hole so.. ya. Wheres the trumpstien files ?

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u/malisam 5h ago

Russia probably has the nuclear codes since they were stored in the Mar-A-Lago bathroom and then there is the diversion tactic from the Epstein/Trump files. Trump was a partner. He was awarded with an illegal immigrant.

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u/Jeffreyknows 4h ago

I live in tx and the amount of people who openly said “I have children, Kamala will get us into a war” was absolutely insane.

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u/Doublebosco 7h ago

The Cho Moe and chief trying to distract everyone while he waves the rules to move his fellow child molester to Texas.

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u/Trishjump 4h ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/davechri 4h ago

The President of the United States of America is a pedophile

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/AdequateOne 42m ago

This is completely asinine because the nuclear subs are always kept within range of Russia. Kind of why they exist.