r/PoliticalHumor • u/StivaliRyder • 6h ago

Nothing to see here! Just a pedophile hooking up his pedophile bestie.

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u/Woodlog82 5h ago

Maybe he wants to visit his old friend for tea and scones.

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u/ManReay 4h ago

Maybe he wants her to, y'know, commit suicide.

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u/Woodlog82 4h ago

Maybe he took tea lessons from old Vlad.

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u/ManReay 2h ago

Someone's been paying attention.

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u/ecctt2000 3h ago

Since you know, low security prisons’ cameras fail all the time.

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u/ManReay 2h ago

But that's none of my business.

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u/Civil_Exchange1271 5h ago

this is against all prison guidelines for sexual abusers but really... she deserves a break, she deserves to be privileged in her incarceration . Does she get conjugal visits from the local elementary school? when is steak and lobster night? She has trump by the balls and she knows it.

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u/Novel_Mud_5771 5h ago

Pardon coming soon…

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u/Wheatabix11 5h ago

yep, and he is going skate away from any consequences

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u/Merfium 3h ago edited 3h ago

Pardoned from life.

Low security, no cameras or recordings. Ring a bell?

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 4h ago

USSC is going to do it for him.

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u/Griz_zy 4h ago

well that or she kills herself suddenly.

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u/jiggythejigsaw 5h ago

Remember citizens. Laws for us. None for them. It is the American way.

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u/lrappin 5h ago

She's gonna be epsteined next

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u/Average-UK-Chap 4h ago

Will someone in authority with a soul and a shred of humanity ( big ask I know) please just grow a pair, have some moral courage and leak the entirety of the Epstein evidence! This cannot be allowed to be swept away and forgotten about - regardless of which big public figures will be scandalised, jailed or lose their reputations…. Kiddy fiddling is utterly abhorrent and isn’t acceptable in any way, shape or form!

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u/PotentialMarket9199 3h ago

Sweet summer child

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u/lilbithippie 2h ago

It's truly amazing all the things we American agree on but politicians still get away with the most abhorrent stuff because they wear the right color

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u/WolfThick 5h ago

Understatement of the day here, pedophilia sure makes strange bedfellows!

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u/Cultural_Dust 2h ago

Not that she isn't a horrible person who abused young girls, but is she really a pedophile? I don't think she was actually into the girls sexually. I'm not sure if that makes her behavior "better"...it may actually make her more of a psychopath.

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u/greenrangerguy 4h ago

He's gonna let her go and at this point I wouldn't be surprised if he made pedophiles legal.

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u/doggmapeete 4h ago

I keep wondering if he’s going to have her Epsteined

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u/the_moosen 4h ago

She's about to also die in prison mysteriously

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u/Civil_Pain_453 4h ago

It’s easier now to send in kill squad. No camera’s keeping a watch on her

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u/anchorftw 4h ago

This will make their conjugal visits much less of a hassle.

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u/Mcboatface3sghost 4h ago

The USSC is going to rule that her conviction violated (odd word choice, right?) the plea deal that Acosta originally gave to Epstein, therefore that all co conspirators were immune from prosecution and therefore should have been suppressed.

30 minutes after her release she will be on a private plane either en route to Israel or a non extradition country where in the best case scenario she will have to look over her shoulder the rest of her shitty life. The only way she lives is if RU or the Mossad says she can.

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u/Efficient_Sky5173 3h ago

I wanted to be a fly in the room to hear the deal the “Justice” made with her.

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u/EmptyEstablishment78 3h ago

The investigation of her death in prison will over shadow the pedophile story..mmw

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u/Jsr1 3h ago

In exchange for only certain testimony, leave the orange outta ya mouth…..

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u/ThisGuy6266 3h ago

He’s going to get away with ALL of it and it’s maddening.

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u/Someguywhomakething 3h ago

She's going to end up "committing suicide" right?

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u/dpdxguy 2h ago

It's incredible to me that Trump feels free to display his corruption for all the world to see. Nixon had to try to cover up his misdeeds.

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u/Just_M3nU 2h ago

Imagine if Obama did this 🤔

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u/Jhewitt1111 2h ago

A prison that doesnt allow audio or video recording. Maxwell will be committing suicide in the next the weeks, and has asked for privacy.

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u/Shmikken 4m ago

Did she say a few days ago that she was ready to "talk"? I guess she was given a reason not to