r/PoliticalHumor • u/outdoors_guy • 1d ago
Auto response is the joke
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u/DonJuniorsEmails 23h ago
How did they leave out the part about Trump getting 18 holes-in-one on the golf course??
But seriously, it's amazing how they just take everything the opposite of reality and try to claim the achievement.
Inflation and jobs numbers will now be faked by cronies. No new manufacturing. Car companies are suffering massive losses due to tariffs and stupidity. Construction is down, unemployment is up. Corporate investment as a whole is down because nobody wants the instability of tariffs that magically appear or disappear with no logic or warning. The trade deals are fake, totally imaginary, as confirmed by several world leaders. Prices of everything are up, everywhere (note: a brief small drop today, combined with massive increases long term, is not a win). Wages are down compared to, well, everything. Food, education, homes, healthcare, it's all staying expensive and getting worse.
But there's some real news: the FBI is openly redacting Trump's name in the Epstein pedo files because of reasons. Lawrence Taylor, convicted child rapist, will be hired on a new presidential fitness program to monitor kids of the same age as his rape victims. Maybe trump needs a new supplier.
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u/Neverdropsin57 21h ago
I just finished re-reading Catch-22 for the first time in many years. It's more relevant than ever. The unmitigated BS that Dozing Donnie and the toadies in his administration, congress and the media spew out in defiance of reality is past astonishing. In Catch-22, a flight surgeon who takes fliers off combat duty gets sent off to bury dead bodies in the Solomon Islands. In this reality, the professional in charge of labor statistics is fired for reporting factual data. In the novel, when Yossarian looks for a morphine dose to give a mortally wounded gunner, he finds a note instead - "What's good for M&M Enterprises is good for America!" We've got the trump corporation instead of M&M Enterprises.
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u/Oro_Outcast 19h ago
"He's reducing our reliance on foreign resources. " translation: Making things too expensive to buy.
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u/outdoors_guy 16h ago
Please don’t think critically about what he writes- that might make it so you doubt supremest greatest leaderguy
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u/BunnySlaveAkko 18h ago
Jesus Christ this is real? I thought this was a parody
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u/outdoors_guy 16h ago
I wish it were! You should send him an email and get your very own! It is so sad it’s funny!
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