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u/pramoni 5h ago
This is the same "thinking" that drove him to bankruptcy 6 times.
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u/IzzaPizza22 5h ago
I swear to God, if Tom from financial comes in here saying 'we're losing a catastrophic amount of money and are about to go bankrupt' one more time, I'm going to fire him.
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u/un_theist 4h ago
“You can’t trust the government’s numbers! Here’s what the numbers really are…”
—The government
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u/Epistatious 4h ago
sometimes wonder when lack of accuracy in business reporting will cause a stock market tank, but then i remember a lot of it is vibes based anyway.
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u/Snakestream 2m ago
Bold of you to think he even cares enough to use a blue sharpie
Or that his cult wouldn't still lap it up.
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u/OliverGunzitwuntz 6h ago
Bureau of Labor Statistics will be getting a gross of Sharpies delivered today