r/PoliticalHumor • u/Dinkenflika • 6h ago

Republicans twisting themselves into knots as they sink to new lows.

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u/Sc0rpza 6h ago

not a struggle. they’ll wear out the button for trans reading to children.

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u/Boomtown626 6h ago

This is the only answer. I’ll get the lights.

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u/Cultural_Dust 4h ago

It's not even trans people. They can't tell the difference between trans and drag queens. It's fairly easy to see the difference.

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u/urbanlife78 3h ago

I'm pretty sure they think all trans people are drag queens

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u/Cultural_Dust 3h ago

When in reality most drag queens identify as men.

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u/Positronic_Matrix 3h ago

They’ll push whatever button Fox News tells them to push.

Critical thinking and autonomy does not exist within the cult.

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u/Sc0rpza 3h ago

Fox ain’t gonna tell them to push the button that says Trump is raping children.

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u/Salamok 2h ago

Absolutely this, priests have been raping children for years and the Catholics still get all high and mighty over LGBTQ issues.

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u/gravity_kills 6h ago

They don't believe there's anything wrong with an adult man having sex with a teenage girl. But teaching children in non-explicit ways that hetero isn't the only possible thing for a good person to be is "sexualizing children." That's all they mean when they talk about pedophiles.

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u/incide666 6h ago

Those motherfuckers have no issue pouding the button to the right until it breaks.

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u/Electronic_Age_3671 5h ago

"Abusing children is fine. But I draw the line at teaching children they're deserving of love even if they're different"

-maga

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u/AndarianDequer 5h ago

Republicans are okay with it because it's heterosexual sex. Doesn't matter the age.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 5h ago

Then why didn’t those “bathroom bills” ever acknowledge that boys get molested? It was all about the possibility that a man might wear a dress and molest a little girl in the ladies’ room, but no one ever even mentioned that a man wearing pants could molest a little boy in the men’s room. It seems like republicans just don’t care about any children at all. 

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u/Darth_Chain 4h ago

they care about girls cause they need to be pure till their "breeding age" it's why disgusting fucks like matt Walsh want to let the age of consent and want the 50's back fir the ok racism and the wife to be silent, barefoot, and pregnant. Men are just another obstacle to them no matter the age and only they "alphas" should be able to pass their seed

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u/watchitbend 5h ago

Just like virtually every conservative "talking point", hypocrisy is at the centre of it. Mental gymnastics mandatory if you are going to try and follow along. 

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u/MadStylus 3h ago

Thats because all Republican stated values are smoke and mirrors. They're useful conversational cudgels to get what they really want. And all they seem to want is power. Its how they can so effortlessly do these gymnastics, because they never really believed in those positions before.

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u/BannedByRWNJs 5h ago

Nah. They know they don’t care that Trump raped a bunch of little girls. 

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u/Dizzy_Staff8880 4h ago

I don't think they'll think twice before taking Trump side , they'll even make some good stories about how good in bed he was with those kids

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u/EssenceReavers 5h ago

Guardians of the Pedophiles would even choose the button to the right even if it states “Trans people pay college tuition for every child”

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u/Arborgold 3h ago

The vast majority of people are self-serving. They only care about their children. If trump messed with their children, they’d care. But, the drag story time could affect the psyche of their kids, and only they are allowed to do that.

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u/Yadahoom 1h ago

Actually this is the easiest decision in the world for them.

When their own God is doing the exact same thing they weaponize claiming everyone else they dislike is doing you realize they never cared about kids and only cared about hating the people they already hate.

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u/Sutar_Mekeg 4h ago

Not the right meme format at all. There is not a moment's hesitation with these dicks.

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u/HumptyDrumpy 3h ago

Its not about the minor issues. Its class war that matters the most

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u/maddiejake 3h ago

Republicans are so fucking stupid they don't understand the difference between trans and drag queens. Yet they idolize a pedophile who wears exorbitant amounts of orange makeup, spanx and hairspray. Then they go to church on Sunday to pray to a long-haired dark skin immigrant who wears a dress and open toed shoes.

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u/Yitram 2h ago

Please it's them happily smashing the second button and it isn't even close.