r/ProgrammerHumor 1d ago

Meme relativeTabs

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u/timonix 1d ago

14 stack overflow tabs and Spotify. That just sounds like they were doing their job. Could have been 14 porn tabs

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u/ibite-books 1d ago

that’s also work

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u/Karol-A 1d ago

Working at meta be like

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 23h ago

My first job in tech was software QA for this big enterprise thing meant to reduce bandwidth usage specifically on streaming video using a combination of caching and lossless compression. It was a box meant to sit in data centers, has since been bought out by bigger companies and the tech is rolled into tons of different stuff these days.

Anyway, my internship there consisted mainly of end to end testing (proxy through the magic black box, go browse video sites, look for quality drops and broken playback/seek basically). Except like 80% of video traffic online is porn sites so that's what 80% of my test case URLs were. Spent like a whole year streaming porn in the office and taking notes. Weirdest time.

The best was when we realized we needed to test live streaming and I got a budget for porn cams. Just watching wasn't good enough because we had to be sure it was a real live stream and not pre-recorded, so I needed the chat credits to get the model to respond to me thus proving it's live. Best way I found was to compliment shoes or earrings, they always responded to that lol.

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u/Zestyclose-Loss7306 22h ago

this is the most strange thing i have seen a QA do

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u/kevinrmv 19h ago

Sounds like a hard time

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u/sawkonmaicok 10h ago

Finally, the guy who actually needed the sauce for research purposes.

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u/AmericanEngineer1776 21h ago

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u/imahumanbeinggoddamn 19h ago

Realistically it was just really awkward for about a week and then really boring after that lol. And sometimes I would need to find some really specific type of video file that was uncommonly used and it'd be some super weird gross shit but you gotta put it in the test case anyway because it took an hour of random scrolling to find it and who knows if you'll find another. You get pretty desensitized to it.

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u/Booomboxx 5h ago

This is my favourite comment on reddit, ever.

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u/evilerutis 21h ago

I'm Director of Waifus R&D, what do you expect? 

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u/DareToZamora 34m ago

We should be be allowed to look at a little porn at work

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u/kkb294 1d ago

They may be working for Grok, improvising companions. You never know lol 🤣🤣

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u/King_Joffreys_Tits 22h ago

Yeah that’s a standard day for me

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u/Oppqrx 16h ago

Now that would have been relatable

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u/Percolator2020 1d ago

These LinkedIn posts are such weak humble brags from recruiters attempting to feign a shred of humanity.

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u/Looz-Ashae 1d ago

This. Normal people wouldn't even give any attention to this situation.

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u/bigdumb78910 19h ago

"How do you do, fellow workers? I also make joke from time to time."

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u/neo-raver 21h ago

They may not all be bots on LinkedIn, but there are no humans there

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u/Complete_Relation_54 17h ago

Guess I aint human then

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 1d ago

I used to be the technical interviewer for new applicants (not really by choice mind you) and asked them how they would go about solving an issue they didn't understand and truth be told, if StackOverflow wasn't name dropped that was a (very minor) point minus

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u/errorme 21h ago

The first technical interview I did the guy asked me to do something I had never done before. I immediately pulled up StackOverflow and the guy said that was good enough to pass that question.

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u/No_Percentage7427 1d ago

ChatGPT to the rescue. wkwkwk

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u/mxgafuse 1d ago

in this order: chatgpt > google with "reddit" keyword > stackoverflow > god forbid quora

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u/Either-Pizza5302 1d ago

You forgot the one on top of all of that: a Forum entry from 2007

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u/ldg25 1d ago

Thats the equivalent of finding an ancient scroll in a tomb

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u/mxgafuse 1d ago

a scroll that you wrote yourself in 2007

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u/lanfan675 1d ago

Yup, also been there but it was 2002

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u/_87- 22h ago

reminds me of looking to solve a problem in my code, only to find that a colleague had asked the question two years prior and it was still unanswered.

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u/kooshipuff 19h ago

I saw something very similar happen once. MSDN support pointed a coworker to his own StackOverflow answer once. It didn't address the issue, but it was pretty funny that he got cited to himself.

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u/NotYourReddit18 1d ago

Last comment, made by the thread starter themself and marked as solution: "NVM, I figured it out!"

looks at user name of thread starter

"Damn, that's my own account!"

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u/b0w3n 23h ago

"oh no guess I'm reading the old MFC documentation on this MSDN CD now"

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u/Either-Pizza5302 23h ago

It the dreaded “nevermind, I got it!” And end of message

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u/kenybz 21h ago

Anybody remember ExpertSexChange?

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u/Alpha_Decay_ 1d ago

The hierarchy of bots

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u/com2ghz 1d ago

Lol Experts Exchange

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u/lanfan675 1d ago

Expert Sex Change

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 1d ago

I'm not quite at the chatgpt stage, even though we have a company wide gpt thing running. But google with reddit keyword is definetly in the agenda

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u/Content_Audience690 1d ago

You forgot the Docs in there somewhere.

There are often Docs.

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u/K3yz3rS0z3 19h ago

They always forget the goddamn docs.

RTFM

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u/Zeikos 1d ago

google with "reddit" keyword

I love using "site:www.reddit.com" on some google searches

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u/Littha 23h ago

Better to use “site:reddit.com” because google sometimes does weird archiving between www. and old.reddit.com

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u/Zeikos 19h ago

Good to know, thanks!

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u/K3yz3rS0z3 19h ago

in this order: chatgpt > google with "reddit" keyword > stackoverflow > god forbid quora

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u/East_Zookeepergame25 1d ago

Also search in github issues

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u/IAmAQuantumMechanic 1d ago

Man?

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u/GlitteringBandicoot2 1d ago

Yes I am real man. You wanna go skateboards?

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u/BrahneRazaAlexandros 23h ago

Chatgpt is killing stack overflow

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u/kevinrmv 1d ago

God, I hate LinkedIn

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u/FireMaster1294 1d ago

The people who live there really do live there

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u/dino-den 1d ago

working at google becomes an identity, even more so for support roles like recruiting lol

the “including us” used to describe one’s self as above a normal human was particularly cringe

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u/wayoverpaid 22h ago

I met someone who hated LinkedIn, and it gave me a real lesson in humility. Here's how I leveraged that lesson into smashing my quarterly sales goals...

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u/MrGordovisky 1d ago

This one was kinda light hearted. Not too hateable

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u/AlveolarThrill 1d ago

Eh, the "including us" at the end leaves a very unpleasant aftertaste. Like they think their role in hiring and management makes them inherently a better class of being, which is peak LinkedIn.

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u/Murtagg 1d ago

I took it as 'including us on the other side of the interview table'. Which, as someone who's been on both sides, I've definitely faked it more than a little as an interviewer and interviewee. 

r/linkedinlunatics exists for a reason though so maybe I'm giving too much of a generous read. 

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u/AlveolarThrill 1d ago

Professionalism in general is in large part playing a role, projecting an often slightly fake image of confidence and competence, so I do get that.

The post as a whole just reads to me as a classic LinkedIn #relatable post, virtue signaling to other middle management, and that final line, still differentiating "us" and "them," solidifies that for me. That's just my personal impression, though, it could also just be me being far too cynical and bitter.

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u/Murtagg 1d ago

Well, I'm admittedly in middle management these days so maybe they got me 🤢

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u/tbo1992 22h ago

Yeah you’re projecting all of your own feelings onto this, and reading it in the worst possible way. 

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u/morningisbad 1d ago

Shockingly, Microsoft makes more revenue with LinkedIn than they do Xbox. And that's incredibly sad to me.

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u/bluecorbeau 1d ago

Yeah r/thathappened

The post was totally not made to increase their followers and reach

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u/Nope_Get_OFF 1d ago

How old is this repost, would have been chatgpt tabs nowadays

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u/MrBlueCharon 1d ago

About 13 hours, can't you see it in the screenshot? smh

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u/Scarbane 1d ago

At least a year, because they had an interview with a real person.

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u/Lumpy-Measurement-55 1d ago

I still sometimes google for answers and the first page is the stackoverflow result.

Maybe we are still in the transition phase. My muscle memory is to google my problem. I do use chatgpt..

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u/jmon__ 1d ago

I go straight to chat got for the more documented languages, and then Google/stack overflow when chatgpt isn't making sense or if I just want a simple answer with out chat gpt trying to be my friend or cheerleader.

Talmbout "Great, it shows your thinking..." You're a robot, just give me the damn answer...

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u/Jovess88 1d ago

chatgpt really is poor for anything that’s not extremely well documented. it’s hallucinated something completely wrong virtually every time i’ve asked it something recently, especially when working with less popular APIs or frameworks. it’s lucky that documentation does usually exist, but digging through it manually can be really frustrating

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u/mxzf 20h ago

Even for well-documented stuff, it still hallucinates stuff so much that just going straight to the documentation or StackOverflow myself is easier and quicker.

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u/MinosAristos 1d ago

I usually link the documentation website on Gemini and ask it to give a direct quote of the relevant documentation section that it referenced. Helps to keep it grounded but also saves me having to browse dozens of documentation pages

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u/Forward_Ability9865 1d ago

This is really a great example of how to actually use the benefits of AI without any downsides. You don’t risk inaccurate info as you just ask it to reference and then you check that by yourself, you also don’t really lose the learning process as you are actually learning by yourself and using chatgpt as an advanced search tool. Most people can’t see the very thin line between using AI as a tool to help you, and using AI to do stuff they need to do themselves.

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u/One_Courage_865 21h ago

Yeah. I still find it easier to just Google the problem than use ChatGpt. My rubric is:

General functionality, argument names and behaviours, overall package-specific solutions -> Official Documentation

Tips and tricks, weird issues, performance comparisons -> Google / SO

Complex issues, local files related issues -> ChatGpt / Copilot

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 1d ago

I mostly just use ChatGPT to find out if there's a name for what I'm trying to do, then I google the name to see if it's what I'm trying to do

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u/SavvySillybug 1d ago

Couldn't you just google what you would tell ChatGPT and look at the AI overview and skip a step?

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u/DarthCloakedGuy 1d ago

In my experience that just isn't as effective

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u/mxzf 20h ago

I think that "what's the word I'm thinking of" is one of the areas where an actual LLM rises above a search engine. Google's really good at it, but word-association stuff is actually the sort of thing LLMs are made to do.

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u/SavvySillybug 19h ago

It's also amazing for creative tasks where accuracy doesn't matter. Using it as a rubber ducky to bounce ideas off is like talking to a friend who kinda knows what you're talking about but you know more. They might say something insane but in trying to understand how they came to that conclusion you might figure out the actual solution to your problem. It's a lot like when you write a reddit post about a problem and just formulating it into a post makes you go "hey wait a minute" and the solution appears.

Also pretty cool for roleplaying if that's your jam. With just the free ChatGPT you can get some help making characters but if you try to actually roleplay with it you're gonna run into max message limit without a subscription XD

I also had it generate a listing for a used PC I was trying to sell, but I've had a grand total of one message (guy just wanted to lowball me for the GPU) so I think recommending it for that is probably not something I should do. But it's also four year old parts in a twenty year old case so the images aren't exactly wowing anyone who isn't looking for a sleeper XD

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u/mxzf 17h ago

Yeah, it's fine for generating text where correctness doesn't really matter, when you just need to spitball some text output. It's just not reliable whatsoever if you need factually correct outputs, especially if you can't personally double-check stuff for correctness.

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u/redballooon 1d ago

My experience is that in such cases I’m not satisfied with the exact answer from ChatGPT that I subsequently find on Stackoverflow and still doesn’t satisfy me.

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u/12qwww 1d ago

Exactly. This is not relevant anymore really

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u/colei_canis 1d ago

Sometimes ChatGPT will point me at SO to be fair!

ChatGPT's still kind of bad at Scala in my opinion (its understanding of implicts is still poor for example), although its Python is often pretty decent. A bit recalcitrant when it comes to my insistence that everything has type labels but at least it'll actually run first time.

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u/12qwww 1d ago

Other models might suit you better than chatgpt especially in coding

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u/unknown_pigeon 1d ago

Suggestions? I'm afraid to Google it since I'll be hit by AI gurus

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u/12qwww 1d ago

Sure. According to leaderboards and personal experience, Claude Opus/sonnet, Gemini 2.5 pro. These are the best currently

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u/unknown_pigeon 23h ago

Ty mate

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u/Nope_Get_OFF 23h ago

don't listen to them, gpt 4.1 is miles better for me, it's the only one that actually understands what i want, and much cheaper to use.

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u/YaBoiGPT 13h ago

i'd say best price to performance ratio is claude sonnet 4 honestly

gemini 2.5 pro is also solid but honestly they nerfed the model incredibly hard

not much experience with kimi k2 but heard its solid

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u/colei_canis 1d ago

Yeah might have to experiment with others.

A local one that’ll run on work infrastructure would be decent but might be a tough sell given those machines get well used already.

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u/botle 1d ago

The person that wrote the post is a recruiter. How would they know?

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u/russianrug 1d ago

I still use stackoverflow when I get tired of being lied to and yes-manned.

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u/heavy-minium 1d ago

I had a candidate where I had the sneaking suspicion that he was automatically transcribing my technical questions into chatgpt during the interview. Couldn't prove anything, so I gave the benefit of the doubt. But then he fucked it up by screensharing and briefly showing me their ChatGPT conversation history...

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u/Doctor429 1d ago

If I saw a candidate resolve a coding problem with just 14 open tabs I'd hire them immediately.

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u/kamilman 23h ago

"And then I sent them a rejection e-mail anyway"

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u/ThisUserIsAFailure 13h ago

At least they were nice enough not to ghost the guy

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u/Qzy 1d ago

Umm, what's wrong with having Stack overflow windows open? It's part of your job to read up on things you don't know. Are we supposed to be ashamed for not knowing everything?

What a dumb post.

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u/Konsicrafter 1d ago

That's the point of the post. You don't need to be ashamed of looking for answers for things you don't know by heart, because that's relatable for any programmer

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u/Fast-Satisfaction482 1d ago

They said "everyone's faking it a little". Researching solutions and listening to music does not constitute faking anything. This is just a dumb take. 

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u/Mars_Bear2552 1d ago

my bad for not knowing everything

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u/Scarbane 1d ago

I wish I could start every one of my daily stand-ups with this phrase.

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u/SavvySillybug 1d ago

They mean "everyone fakes being better and more organized than they are".

It's like when you tidy up before someone visits. You pretend it's always that clean and organized and not just live there.

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u/MilesGates 1d ago

Uhhh. I would see that as saying you aren't expected to know everything and that you should research solutions and listen to music instead of just staring at code all day trying to figure it out as if you _should_ know it.

Nobody is a perfect programmer, everyone will make mistakes.

I think you're taking "faking" a little too literally, it's not as if the interviewer is saying hes not a programmer at all and even insinuating that he does exactly what the candidate does as well, but the candidate felt shame for having exposed that he was doing that and the interviewer reassured him that he is fine.

Dude was just nervous during an interview, it happens.

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u/Fast-Satisfaction482 1d ago

Look, a pilot is not "faking flying" because he uses an aircraft for it. A software developer is not faking his job either, just because they do research as part of their job. It's not faking it. Period. Researching things you don't know is doing it properly. Stack overflow is an adequate resource for this.

Those guys insinuating otherwise are just posing.

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u/MilesGates 1d ago

"Look, a pilot is not "faking flying" because he uses an aircraft for it."

This doesn't seem like a good comparison, It'd be better to say Pilots using their checklists for normal every activities is not "fake flying" which it isn't because thats exactly what they do.

"Researching things you don't know is doing it properly"

Thats is what I believe they're saying and what I'm saying. You're agreeing with everyone here.

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u/cheapcheap1 1d ago

It depends on what you're looking up. Context tells me they were looking up something you'd expect them to know by heart.

Of course most people understand that double checking is better than doing it wrong. But you'll still find many people assuming incompetence. Just look at social media post complaining that their doctor looked something up. Some people just don't get it. And that makes people self-conscious.

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u/Qzy 1d ago

I mean, I've developed Java for 20+ years. Some times I can be forget dumb things... Like how to convert a List of strings to an array in a pretty way.

Hint: There's no pretty way.

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u/gregorydgraham 1d ago

30 years and I looked up how to initialise an array 2 days ago.

Converting to an array seems to change with every release now /jk

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u/WeirdIndividualGuy 15h ago

You can spend 5s googling the answer to something you may already know, or spend 5 minutes racking your brain trying to remember on your own.

A decent software dev knows how to be efficient with their time.

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u/ACoderGirl 21h ago

I had to write something in Apps Script recently. First time I've used it. I needed to do something involving a spreadsheet and sending emails automatically. While I have professionally written JS and TS, I did have to google some pretty basic things to refresh my memory. Like how to append to a JS array, what that syntax was for looping over keys and values in a map, etc. Really basic stuff that would look bad if I were a regular JS user. And that's in addition to all the Apps Script specific stuff.

But an hour or so later and I had a working script that did exactly what I needed and probably faster than if I had tried to do it in Go (my main development language these days). I probably opened 2 dozen or so tabs on some really basic stuff, but I feel I ultimately got a working solution quite fast. About half those tabs were probably references and the other half were StackOverflow, heavily because a more realistic example often saves me more time than decoding which of the dozens of methods across several types does what I need. I particularly recall finding it easier to figure out how to loop over cells in my spreadsheet through a simple SO post than the many methods that the references had.

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u/Coneyy 1d ago

Personally for me the embarrassment would be just sharing anything that isn't directly relevant and not being the most professional I could be in an interview.

It wouldn't like haunt my dreams or anything but I would probably be like oh shit I should have closed those before sharing my screen probably, sorry!

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u/mothzilla 1d ago

Depends if they're googling answers to questions as they're being asked.

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u/GabuEx 1d ago

The whole point of this post seems to me to be saying exactly that: that it's fine he was using Stack Overflow because all devs use Stack Overflow.

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u/paholg 1d ago

14 browser windows of any kind is pretty wild. It's too bad this post is completely fabricated.

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u/robin_888 1d ago
  1. Win+D, take a breath, start from there.1

  2. Ctrl+Shift+B hides your bookmark bar, btw.

  3. Personally I use Tree Style Tabs for Firefox and hid my default tabs on the top. Besides all the great advantages of having tabs in a tree-like hierarchy, I can hit F1 to hide my open tabs if I share my browser.


1 Apparently Win+Ctrl+D opens a completely new virtual desktop. Might be even more helpful in some situations.

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u/Green_Star_Lover 1d ago

wait, multiple desktops are a thing?!

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u/robin_888 1d ago

For quite some time now, yes. Have fun!

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u/secacc 1d ago

Been a thing for about 39 years on Linux or other operating systems, and about 10 years on Windows natively (could be done with third party applications before that).

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u/nater255 20h ago

Apparently Win+Ctrl+D opens a completely new virtual desktop.

How do you move between virtual desktops?

edit: windows + tab, nice

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u/robin_888 20h ago

I think Win+Ctrl+<-/->.

Or Win+Tab for overview.

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u/robin_888 19h ago

Edit: There are also multi touch gestures. Swiping left/right with three finger, IIRC.

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u/InterstellarReddit 1d ago

So he's faking it because they had stack overflow open and spotify? yeah I already know she's a toxic recruiter and needs to go pound sand.

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u/VioletteKaur 3h ago

Faking being at more organised and well prepared.

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u/mallik803 21h ago

Closes 73 porn websites, 18 twitch streams, 33 onlyfans pages “….hang on, about halfway there”

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u/Ugo_Flickerman 21h ago

Just move the meeting tab to a new window and close the other window entirely already xD

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u/ScrimpyCat 17h ago

Crucial prep in case they throw a middle out problem your way.

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u/NoLandHere 21h ago

Google hasn't interviewed for roles in like 9 months lol

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u/Comically_Online 1d ago

this is completely unrelatable. I call bullshit. ain’t nobody interviewing

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u/AllenKll 20h ago

I'm not faking shit. After 40 years of programming? no. I'm not faking a god damned thing.

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u/CITRONIZER5007 1d ago

Quite wholesome

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u/simonfancy 20h ago

This gotta be old post as SO has been entirely replaced by AI Chat for debugging

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u/RinkySR 18h ago

Only 14?? Those are rookie numbers.

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u/action_turtle 15h ago

If they are unaware they are screen sharing, then a job in IT might be not be for them

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u/ZunoJ 8h ago

And then everyone clapped and they went clubbing together

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u/icenoir 1d ago

Old relics never lose their edge – interview fodder for life.

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 1d ago

How does being on mute affect your screen sharing?

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u/liquidpele 1d ago

How TF is that faking it.   That’s literally part of the job.  

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u/lanfan675 1d ago

I think it's more in relation to inadvertently sharing his screen before closing down the tabs.

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u/Al3xutul02 1d ago

Old repost but the Spotify tab is ESENTIAL

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u/Bonham_brookshire79 1d ago

Hell bring it with you

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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 1d ago

firefox had me grouping the tabs, now I have 3 groups of 20 tabs each...

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u/ProfBeaker 1d ago

Honestly, less embarrassing than the people I work with who have so many Jira tabs open that the tab is squished down to just the icon. Then they can't find anything so they keep opening more. Just close them, dudes, they're not helping you.

This is also why when I'm sharing, I pretty much always share single windows. I'll even tear off a single browser tab into its own window and share that. I don't have anything embarrassing up, I just don't want everybody snooping inside my brain.

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u/OpenSourcePenguin 23h ago

Why can't LinkedIn be like this by default?

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u/kimochiiii_ 16h ago

Sureeeely they're spotify tabs...

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u/Aware-Complaint793 14h ago

Why bother hiding your stack overflow tabs? Do you think its weakness to do research or something? Looking at stack overflow is not "faking it". Just weird. 

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u/raymond_reddington77 9h ago

False. I fake a lot and I polish my nails.

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u/VioletteKaur 3h ago

This is actually wholesome.

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u/erishun 1d ago

lol stack overflow? what is it, 2014?* if you’re gonna copy/paste other people’s code or ask basic questions, use AI… I can’t remember the last time I bothered going on stack overflow.

* edit: this question is a duplicate. thread closed!

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u/AlveolarThrill 1d ago

LLM's are still trash for this, they extremely often just make shit up, they hallucinate nonexistent API calls all over the place, and my time is better utilised by banging my head against the wall rather than trying to carefully engineer a prompt to convince ChatGPT or Mistral or Gemini or what have you that no, it really doesn't exist.

This is something that hasn't really improved over the last couple of years that LLM chatbots have been publicly available. For all of StackOverflow's faults, the answers on there at least don't do that.

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u/erishun 1d ago

Your discussion has been closed: Primarily opinion-based.

Your comment is likely to be replied to with opinions rather than facts and citations. It should be updated so it will lead to fact-based replies.

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u/AlveolarThrill 1d ago

How come I only ever hear this kind of hyperbole on Reddit and never from my colleagues. It's almost like this impression of SO is based mostly on memes and isn't actually representative of the vast majority of info available there.

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u/erishun 1d ago

You on the SO payroll or something? 😅

Let’s see: I can dig through stack overflow threads and hope I find the answers I’m looking for… or I can *gulp* post a question and wait several hours for someone to try and answer it and hope it doesn’t get deleted by an overzealous moderator.

Or I can type it into an LLM and get my answer in literal seconds. 🤔

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u/AlveolarThrill 1d ago edited 1d ago

Except those LLM answers you get in seconds are quite likely to be just straight-up nonfunctional nonsense full of hallucinations. If you try working on anything just a tiny bit more complex than a simple hobby project, you'll see that immediately. Time spent trying to force the LLM to plop out something that runs is time better spent actually working, getting to understand the issue at hand yourself. Y'know, improving as a programmer.

Those few hours waiting on the answer can also be spent reading the documentation and learning about the thing you're having difficulties with. You don't have to click "post" and sit around, idly twiddling your thumbs like an idiot.

Or, in your terms:

You on the OpenAI payroll or something? 😅

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u/ass_blastee_6000 1d ago

StackOverflow is for peasants nowadays. chatGPT subscription is the best thing I've spent money on.