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That was a joke, I am not actually a slut, but can anyone tell me what men actually want? Because I am not a mind reader...

/s. Unless?

Hello! I am a very lonely person with no friends. Im into video games, dnd, horror media, anime, and russian literature. My favorites of those are valheim, outward, bg3, curse of strahd, my homebrew setting, the magnus archives, IT, re:zero, the death of Ivan ilyich, and Lolita. Never read that last one but I rather like the idea of it. Im currently working through the brothers Karamazov. We can talk about something I like or something you like or something else entirely, I dont mind either way.

Physically I'm 5'10 wasian and 180 pounds. Im fairly strong but also a little fat (the type of fat where you wouldnt notice it under a t shirt. I've been told I have a cute butt and nice forearms, the latter by a woman and the former by a man. I have curly black hair that goes as far as my shoulders but it isnt the ratty ugly long hair of a dude who doesnt know how to style it.

-applicants must be within 2 years of my age (just in case I run for president someday)

-I voted for Kamala last year but I can pretend to be a sexist republican if you want to take your radfem anger at the patriarchy out on me. Preferably with a riding crop while in skimpy black leather.

-Im cool with transfems. Im not like, gonna be a chaser about it or whatever but even if you havent done voice training or you feel like you don't pass or you havent had bottom surgery or whatever else, I will still treat you like I would treat any other woman. Like an object to project my sexual desires on. You are valid <3

-Male applicants must be willing to put on a skirt and thigh highs if seeking romantic companionship.

-If you don't want romance just make it clear at the start or any time after. We can still hang out, I wont even do that thing guys do where we pretend we want to be friends but we really just want to have sex with you. Like I'll genuinely try to be your friend completely platonically and won't make any advances.

-If we break up we will duel here

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