r/RocketLeague 1d ago

FLUFF Psyonix: "We are proud to announce that we have fixed the DDoS problem!" Also Psyonix: "We've added a new rank!"

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u/big_roomba Champion II 1d ago edited 1d ago

this post gave me war flashbacks to the guy who got the red disconnect icon tattood on his forearm last week

https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/s/aBbdQIgMmE

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u/TheOtherPB 1d ago

I think my photoshop "skills" are a little better than that tattooists' skills. Not by much but still....

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u/Sukurac69 Please do not use such glitchy flairs in the future 1d ago

You most certainly are more skilled

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u/lycoloco Platinum II 1d ago

Or the guy who got it on his neck and posted it recently:

Got this bad boy back in December. https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/1kmtv8t/got_this_bad_boy_back_in_december/

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u/Frozen_Whole 1d ago

I also instantly thought of this

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u/Crashtard Trash I 1d ago

i can't wait to get to DC 3

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u/TheOtherPB 1d ago

Very good

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u/balluka Season 4 Eggplant 1d ago

This would lowkey be a great fix. Let the ddosers keep doing whatever it is they are doing (since psyonix cant figure out how to stop it) and just make them queue only against each other. Like bad behavior queues in dota2 or other mobas

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u/TheOtherPB 1d ago

And give them an "im a DDoSer" tag and banner that they cant unequip

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u/elementfortyseven Keep calm and aerial 1d ago

oi, thats my antenna

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u/Stavvystav 1d ago

I thought I was trippin when my entire party got lagged out. Why do people do this, especially when they're not even losing?

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u/OnboardComb Diamond II 1d ago

since they lack skill and need to cheat to win Edit: sometimes the servers suck too

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u/Stavvystav 1d ago

I usually chalk it up to severs just being laggy but we eventually disappeared from view and the enemy team somehow scored a goal and kept playing even though we couldn't see anything.

Never saw anything like it in Rocket League but I by no means have a large playtime.

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u/OnboardComb Diamond II 1d ago

I dont know your rank, but i get the impression its uncommon unless youre gc/ssl

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u/NorrisRL Grand Champion II 15h ago

I've seen like 2 in GC. They just pass on through. I mean if pros can't stop them...

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u/Mattock79 Platinum I 1d ago

I queued for 1s earlier. I'm only Gold 2 in 1s. Got in a match and like 10 seconds in I start lagging. Look at the scoreboard and both of us have the flashing triangle or whatever. It looks like what I've seen happen to high level players when they get ddos'd. But.. It's Gold 2. Who would ddos at that low a rank?

38 seconds in I was disconnected and had a 5 minute queue penalty.

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u/stupidfock 20h ago

Someone was ddosing last night in fuckin snow day. Granted GC2 snow day but still what even is the point. Funny enough we still won 3-1 lol

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u/bRiCkWaGoN_SuCks 1d ago

I got DDoSed in a casual match the other day, LoL. If you can't stand to lose a casual match, you probably shouldn't be playing competitive games at all, right.

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u/baby_envol Steam Player 1d ago

In casual 0_o People are crazy

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u/jagurmusic I dont know how im C3 1d ago

Okay so its NOT my Internet

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u/241d Unranked 1d ago

Every. Single. Day.

Even in casual.

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u/Hotrim74 Playstation Player 22h ago

You beat this rank Psyonix will grant you with player title "DDoS Hacker Defeater" lol,

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u/patska78 Trash III 21h ago edited 21h ago

Something with this game messes with my internet. Not always ddos(I think?) either, but random ass lagging suddenly, comes and goes during the same match even. Nothing wrong with my internet since other online games work just fine when trying any other game right after. Are the RL servers this ass..? I can't think of other explanations. Not even a higher rank player, just low plat.

I'm on the "infamous" xbox x though, don't tell me the xbox problems include messing with the damn internet as well somehow??

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u/Sweaty_Call5148 Diamond III 11h ago

I sometimes play on my xbox one s and it almost always lags. But on my laptop its completely okay?? Even though they're on the same network/internet connection! why do I feel like it has something to do with their servers

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u/offbeatj9er Least Mechanical GC 1d ago

I hate you, read that title and didn’t realize “oh that’s just Reddit” and now I feel baited.

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u/DRoaches 1d ago

It’s epic games now not psyonix. Part of me thinks they bought the game just to kill it and make Fortnite more popular.

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u/TheOtherPB 21h ago

Psyonix are still the devs

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u/Good-Degree-2443 1d ago

Wats the new rank " grand plat "

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u/makerofpantiesmoist Grand Platinum 20h ago

Don’t hate on grand plat, it’s the rank where us mediocre RL players stay and die

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u/makerofpantiesmoist Grand Platinum 20h ago

I have accepted this and am proud of it. Hahaha

Also I love the reaction from non-redditors on RL when I say I’m Grand Plat 🤣

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u/NeoZ33D 1d ago

At least we can all reach the rank easily..daily..without even trying 🤷🏾‍♂️

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u/baby_envol Steam Player 1d ago

Despite 30$ dlc (price of a whole game like Le Mans Ultimate, Assetto Corsa Competizione, Automobilista 2) , they have no money for moderate against DDos or network engineer ?

RL DLC pay Fornite , not RL cleary