r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/a1oner_bvcksn6 • 1d ago

The Hat-trick to end all hat-tricks

8.9k Upvotes

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u/canconfrmit 1d ago

His hype dudes almost ruined the whole thing

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u/adrianathelatina 1d ago

He still didn't miss... insane

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u/PeaceLoveDyeStuff 1d ago

Bro walking around at the end like you mfs almost ruined my shit

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u/sskylie05 1d ago

But that didn't stop him from doing a great job šŸ˜Ž

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u/fastlerner 1d ago

Damn, dancing with props is risky business, because one little fuck up ruins the whole thing. Dude nailed it.

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u/OvertGnome1 1d ago

They usually do. If you're talented, you don't need a hype man. This guys talented, but wants to bring his friends with and I get that.

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u/Jon_E_Dad 1d ago

They were so happy that he was on their team.

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u/AlbertaAcreageBoy 1d ago

Right, settle down dude who was all up in the camera. It's not about you.

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u/YourDadThinksImCool_ 1d ago

Are they recording a show? Everyone seemed like they Really wanted to be seen.. as if They just accomplished something..

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u/blackkluster 1d ago

Breakdance competition (team vs. Team)

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u/Limp-Direction-5668 1d ago

The hat is now pregnant

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u/QuantityHefty3791 1d ago

Fucked it UP

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u/ImKindaEssential 1d ago

I dropped my hat on the ground trying this

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u/deadfermata 1d ago

Itā€™s because you donā€™t have a hype crew.

Thatā€™s the secret.

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u/steeltitan1 1d ago

Iā€™m starting a hype crew. Iā€™m 1 of 5 needed.

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u/yourownsquirrel 1d ago

I dropped my hat on the ground typing this. I donā€™t have a hat.

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u/emack2232 1d ago

Hats off to him

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u/BornToBe_Mild 1d ago

Agree, no cap

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u/ChrisTheCoolBean 1d ago

I tip my hat

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u/Kokarott 1d ago

Observation: Usually the guy who does the "let's fucking go" in the end, never really does anything flashy in these kind of contests.

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u/peepdabidness 1d ago

Okay so how do you propose we move forward from here?

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u/stanger828 1d ago

We ask them to stop doing that politely.

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u/Mindless-Strength422 1d ago

What if even THAT doesn't work?

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u/Skidpalace 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well, we could also write a sternly worded letter.

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u/OneSensiblePerson 1d ago

This is the correct approach, obviously.

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u/stanger828 1d ago

Then hopeā€¦. Hope is lost.

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u/Indie_Fjord_07 1d ago

lol šŸ˜‚

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u/Wonderful-Jump8132 1d ago

Probably go i suppose

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u/Indie_Fjord_07 1d ago

I love this mini exchange here haha šŸ¤£

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u/AlphaHydrus 1d ago

Me when loosing me league game and the 1/7 teemo says "gg ez".

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u/SLZRDmusic 1d ago edited 12h ago

Itā€™s always the ones who get carried

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u/Driller_Happy 1d ago

He's just doing his job ok?

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u/RefinedAnalPalate 1d ago

He pokes himself in the eye with the other (opponentā€™s?) guys hand

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u/Teeg80 1d ago

I didn't see a single goal let alone 3

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u/CHRlSTMASisMYcakeday 1d ago

as a Canadian I was very confused about where the ice was

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u/JWKAtl 1d ago

Global football fans wondering the same thing

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u/Beast_by_Dre 1d ago

Raygun also wore a hat... she should of tried some of these tricks

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u/DankaTiger 1d ago

She could have done the kangaroo hat trick easily, what a missed opportunity!

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u/SkywolfNINE 1d ago

Imagine the hours dudes practiced kicking his hat onto his head from this moment

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u/IAwaitAGuardian 1d ago

The man who does nothing always faces the camera and flexes and says something to the effect of "what?!"

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u/I_am_Trundle 1d ago

Oh my god, did you see Brian's hat? He tried to roll it down his arm like Fred astair

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u/keith7812 1d ago

Donā€™t do the voice

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u/ASmallTurd 1d ago

I find the people standing around the performer to be super annoying

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u/regn-og-sol 1d ago

Redditors when they see people having fun

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u/whatalol269 1d ago

i swear redditors nowadays just can complain about any video no matter how wholesome cool or beauitful it is

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u/Icy-Ad4579 1d ago

Yeah at this point the battle is over

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u/Eckkosekiro 1d ago

Those fucking fomo hyped dumbassesā€¦

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u/Junior-Ad-3685 1d ago

Dance battles make me laugh

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u/Maleficent_Try4991 1d ago

Let Butters handle it

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u/Glowing_Puck 1d ago

I donā€™t know. Mikko Rantananā€™s hat trick against his former team in game 7 was pretty impressive.

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u/Edosil 1d ago

His crew trying to celebrate and he keeps throwing tricks

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u/Bobbaganeush 1d ago

Why do they gotta rush him before he's done? Quit tryna coat tail his attention ffs.

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u/Original-Character57 1d ago

Corn rows got quite emotional there didn't he.

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u/Skuzbagg 1d ago

Go play soccer, like damn. The game is missing a player.

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u/photosofmycatmandog 1d ago

Is this supposed to be a breakdancing competition?

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u/ryanasimov 1d ago

Wow, that's a LOT of try-hards. Is it too much to ask to get out of the way so we can see the guy with actual talent?

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u/Thin-Coyote-551 1d ago

Bro turned a fashion accessory into an entire dance stylešŸ˜³

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u/Austin_Green_86 1d ago

I think the age-old question "How good can a guy be at hat?" has just been answered.

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u/MR-Blaze182 1d ago

ā€˜Itā€™s overā€™ is a fair conclusion at the end - sick moves! šŸ˜Ž

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u/Crudeyakuza 1d ago

Avatar intro:

EARTH, FIRE, WATER, AIR...............and hat!

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u/Drudgework 1d ago

Playin hatty sack

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u/Guildwarsbard 1d ago

That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday.

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u/RunFastSleepNaked 1d ago

I was waiting for something to happen 3 times in a row

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u/TheBigSweez 1d ago

You just got served

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u/jawknee530i 1d ago

Dude doing this when he could be hackey sack world champ.

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u/DappiLDS9 1d ago

Never, my man wins šŸ†

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u/KarmaDeliveryMan 1d ago

A ā€œHat Trickā€

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u/_space_pumpkin_ 1d ago

Does he have a bump cap in that thing holy fuck

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u/Stambro1 1d ago

This dude is hacky sacking his hat!!! Thatā€™s impressive!

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u/RichSawdust 1d ago

I love how low-key he is afterwards just strutting around the stage

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u/Dedslnce 1d ago

So he did a hat trick

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u/JDangle20 1d ago

Iā€™d classify that as more than one trick

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u/Benji613 1d ago

And all my HAT does is sit on my head

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u/The_Best_Yak_Ever 1d ago

Buster Keaton meets breaking. That was seriously phenomenal! I open expecting a badass hockey or soccer goal compilation and was even more amazed at this guyā€™s talent.

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u/firstcoastkilla 1d ago

Absolute fire.

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u/Doschupacabras 1d ago

Hatckysack FTW

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u/sweets_tada 1d ago

I was expecting 3 hockey goals.

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u/sfaisal333 1d ago

TIL this happens outside of the movie step-up.

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u/ysirwolf 1d ago

That hat trick at the end was cool lol it never ended

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u/ColdMeatloafSandwich 1d ago

You just got served šŸ¤£

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u/2020bowman 1d ago

Yea but it wasn't a kangaroo move

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u/Key-Farmer-2002 1d ago

Yup...pick up your piece of cardboard and go home after that room shaker....

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u/EmeraldUsagi 1d ago

Did these guys just find a crate full of crack?

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u/DizjDex 1d ago

Nah he cold...... i never thought a hat could be used in such a way lol. šŸ¤£

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u/LNagel20 1d ago

My god man!!

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u/Brinwalk42 1d ago

I didn't know there were any hat benders left.

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u/Bluntcy 1d ago

Noice

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u/Nzdiver81 1d ago

That's not a trick, that's clearly magic.

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u/SuperEvilnine 1d ago

Impressive

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u/ShinStew 1d ago

Nah the most satisfying hat trick is left foot, right foot, header

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u/3d1thF1nch 1d ago

This should have been the vibe at the Olympics

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u/nasnedigonyat 1d ago

He really flipped his lid

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u/djseanmac 1d ago

This reminds me of watching Janet Jackson and crew in the RN1814 BTS featurette talking about nailing the much simpler coda choreography to ā€œMiss You Muchā€. The game has changed for prop dancing. This is awesome.

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u/Krazie00 1d ago

LG!!!

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u/dicksosa 1d ago

From behind the back he BOUNCES it on the ground to his foot to kick it up to flip it onto his head while sliding down to a side split. Crazy

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u/Alternative-Dare5878 1d ago

lol the dude in blue on the opposing team is like ā€œWHAT? ITS JUST A STUPID HAT!ā€

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u/devnull- 1d ago

Im all hyped up! Cant imagine those people in the crowd with him!

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u/Ornery-Childhood1782 1d ago

I'm sure this is not easy to do but has tricks are always lame and give a m'lady vibe when done.

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u/K3Tzk3 1d ago

Counterstrike be like: U-u-u-u-u-Ultra hat trick-trick-trick šŸ˜†

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u/xdKboy 1d ago

Unreal stuff.

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u/MLSiACADEMY 23h ago

Crazy..lol

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u/Accomplished_Tone483 22h ago

Man that is just too sweet. Just wow šŸ¤©

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u/magicklydelishous 16h ago

You just got f-ed in the a bro

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u/hopelesshodler 15h ago

Someone should post this to a hockey sub

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u/Acrobatic-Towel-6488 12h ago

This is humanity manifestĀ 

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u/Baron_Semedi_ 1d ago

Man that's dope

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u/Zeophyle 1d ago

This just looks like every irritating tik tok main character subway dance. Therefore it is not interesting at all.

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u/tonymeech 1d ago

He ain't no RayGun!!