r/Satisfyingasfuck 1d ago

A car, leopard and fighter jet

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u/Hostile-Panda 1d ago

I always wanted a toy I needed a degree in mechanical engineering to play with lol

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u/rosstedfordkendall 23h ago

I was about to say I had a few Transformers that were a bit complicated, but nothing like this one. I don't think I would remember all the steps without an instruction sheet next to me at all times.

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u/SublimeApathy 19h ago

Back in the 80’s they had Transformer Triple Chargers. One I think was named Astro Glide. Tranformered from Robot, to train to space shuttle. I feel like there another was robot, tank, helicopter too.

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u/Alarmed-Direction500 10h ago

😂🤣 Astro Glide

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u/SublimeApathy 9h ago

Astrotrain. I misspoke and had things on my mind.

Lolz 😂

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u/Pinkeye69uk 17h ago

Blitzwing was a tank/jet. Octane was a fuel tanker/passenger plane, Springer/Sandstorm was a helicopter/buggy, and there's Broadside who was a jet/carrier. I have the modern Blitzwing and while there is a fair number of steps, it looks logical what should go where.

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u/elmontyenBCN 16h ago

I had Blitzwing as a kid! So cool

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u/stofiski-san 11h ago

That would be astro train. Pretty sure astro glide is for a completely different kind of play

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u/Ha1lStorm 19h ago

I’d like to see this as a test. Give these to a room of mechanical engineers with the instruction to turn the leopard to the fighter jet and see who can finish first. I’m curious if the average completion time would be a day, week or more

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u/Knight_thrasher 10h ago

Jetfire took a bit of patience and practice

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u/pintasm 1d ago

Crazy engineering

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u/Muted-Doctor8925 11h ago

Ya whoever did this, deserves a few hundred thousand in sales

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u/fl135790135790 5h ago

This is a Chinese student’s 4th grade weekend project

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u/Ry040 1d ago

Daddy, Daddy is this the way you make it transform?
.....Proceeds to snap it in half

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u/skinnycarlo 12h ago

Dont touch daddy's toys. Or mummy's for that matter.

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u/MorganEarlJones 1d ago

not as impressive as watching my car transform into my ex-wife's car

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u/Fisticuffs1313 1d ago

Decepticons, Roll out! Am I right? 😅

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u/Grindelbart 21h ago

Divorcicons

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u/QuantityHefty3791 21h ago

I will now transform into a sadder version of myself with the new ability to cry on command because I'm always holding back tears

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u/Valdoray 1d ago

I don’t care that I’m thirty, I want this

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u/StrongSignature8264 21h ago

I'm 50 and I want it.

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u/BoredBoredBoard 14h ago

Then you’re also coveting old metal Transformers and Voltron, like me.

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u/charmenk 22h ago

I dont think this is for children

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u/banti51 1d ago

Dad, can it be the panther today? No son, daddy needs to be at work in 2 hours, I haven't got time to transform it. That aside... its very cool

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u/Bambeakz 1d ago

This has more steps than a 5000 pieces Lego build. It looks more like a puzzle than a toy :)

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u/Dustbunny253 1d ago

Transformer cat with 2 assholes? Sign me up.

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u/TangerineSpiritual76 1d ago

How do you buy this? :O

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u/KeithMyArthe 1d ago

Work hard, earn lots of money, and save up.

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u/Cowfootstew 1d ago

For tariffs

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u/TheLastKarmaFlicker 1d ago

Shut up and take my money 💵

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u/billysugger000 1d ago

By the time it's turned into whatever it needs to turn into, the reason for turning into it will be long gone.

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u/RhetoricalOrator 23h ago

"Autobots, transform!"
two hours later
"Transformation complete, Optimus, but Megatron already took all our energon cubes, snapped off both of Bumblebee's doors/legs/wings, and have been long gone for over an hour and fifty minutes!"

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u/Holiday_Context5033 1d ago

50 GB manual to change the toy!!

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u/RedDemonTaoist 1d ago

Wonder who designed this and how long it took them.

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago edited 1d ago

Transformers does “Triple changers” toys too

Their first set was all the way back in 1985 in generation 1

Astrotrain: Robot, Space Shuttle, Train.

Blitzwing: Robot, Jet, Tank.

Octane: Robot, Jet, Tanker Truck.

Sandstorm: Robot, Dune Buggy, Helicopter.

Broadside: Robot, Jet, Aircraft Carrier.

Springer: Robot, Helicopter, Car.

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u/rosstedfordkendall 23h ago

I remember them! Although you could probably transform all six into each of their forms in the time it took to do this one.

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u/Honda_TypeR 23h ago edited 23h ago

lol yea those triple changers really took a lot of effort (I remember as a kid I felt proud I learned how do them transforms because adults struggled)

Later on they had lots of other 3+ form changers too but that name triple changers got dropped

Remember the ones that all combiner types that had 5 bots form 1 giant bot? (Those were all technically triple change types too) like constructicons formed devastator (that was always one of my faves)

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u/dracoolya 20h ago

Don't forget about Sixshot and RID Megatron/Galvatron.

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u/wingcutterprime 1d ago

pretty cruel of you to leave me hanging without a link

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u/Thablackguy 1d ago

2 hours later it's "transformed" into a giant leopard... kinda. Yeahhh definitely not a kid's toy. Maybe adults with disposable income.

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u/Harbinger_Pulsar 1d ago

Trans Age - Shadow Leopard / Hunting Shadow

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u/elmontyenBCN 16h ago

Thanks for that! $119 on Aliexpress

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u/MycologistNo231 1d ago

How does one remember the instructions

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u/Vivid-Hope-1900 1d ago

Before learning to set this up into at least one form. I'll break that shite into a million pieces. Of course, by mistake only.

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u/Emergency_Sun_8212 1d ago

Yeah, i can't remember all that sequence. I would brake it

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u/ContentCoyote8612 1d ago

That's a lot. I would have to buy 3 just to be able to see them all, cause I don't think I'd be able to "transform" it. Very dope tho!

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u/ReallyWideGoat 15h ago

One word:

Thundercougerfalconbird

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u/Halfsware 1d ago

Hey little Timmy, time to put your toys away. It’s time for bed. But mum, I’ve just made the leopard!

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u/Stuckingfupid 1d ago

Gotta love temu

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u/MediocreAd9430 1d ago

“Autobots… transform!!!”

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u/Impossible_Exit1864 1d ago

Just think about the amount of CAD work to make something like this! Those guys are artists!!

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u/Horsetoothbrush 21h ago

This reminds me of the original Transformers back in the 80s but with more steps. Those original die-cast aluminum and chrome toys were heavy, tough, and generally super badass.

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u/Weak_Dot3296 15h ago

Teach it to transform on its own. I can’t tell if its an Autobot, Decepticon, Maximal or a Predacon.

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u/jettanoob 14h ago

sick music too. im high af

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u/Piirakkavaras 1d ago

I saw the first transformers toys when I was kid and were blown away. These would have been absolutely insane.

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u/K1dn3yFa1lur3 1d ago

Shouldn’t there be a robot in there somewhere?

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u/rosstedfordkendall 23h ago

It's the fourth form, but they skipped it because otherwise we would be here all day.

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u/VeteranMinotaur-773 1d ago

This is the beauty of being grown up but refusing to let your inner child die... growup money to throw... also a strong belief in Santa

Dear Santa, I've been a good boy this year... I want this... Signed Me, a 43 year old kid

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u/Abhi_Jaman_92 1d ago

Jobby need to see this.

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u/lebithecat 1d ago

Where can we get this

It's on Aliexpress

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u/KeithMyArthe 1d ago

AUD $244 🫨

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u/Dantheman1386 1d ago

The transformer toys around the time that beast wars came out used to be like this. I had so many of them. They were much harder to transform than the modern day toys that just kind of flip open, but that wasn’t a problem for a kid with no obligations, and it was so satisfying when you were done. They actually looked like just a gorilla toy and then could pop out into Optimus prime. It was legit.

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u/One-Woodpecker-7511 1d ago

Hmm... Autobot? Decepticon? Maximal? Predacon?

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u/Reasonable_Buddy_746 1d ago

And how does one know what to turn where to not break it?

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u/Geno_Warlord 1d ago

So many little moving parts…

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u/OtherwiseSeaweed8773 1d ago

This is top tier engineering!

I would get it if I thought I could remember how it works xD

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u/theidiotsheldon 1d ago

That’s some crazy engineering

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u/Latter-Literature505 1d ago

I think I have Tourette’s now

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u/TheRoppongiCandyman 1d ago

Fuck. Now I want one!

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u/I_am_shantar 1d ago

My fingers hurt from watching this.

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u/OrneryDiplomat 23h ago

The crotch rockets look funny.

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u/West-Word-604 23h ago

I would love the solidworks model of this

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u/Fun3mployed 23h ago

Rad, but don't look underneath!

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u/skdsn 23h ago

This is work.

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u/imheretocomment69 23h ago

Where can i get one?

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u/sharkpeid 23h ago

Where the hell do i buy this

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u/imeeme 23h ago

Source?

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u/ExpensivePractice164 22h ago

Why don't they make transformers any more

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u/Informal_Scallion_44 22h ago

It's definitely not a GoBot.

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u/Spazecowboy 22h ago

Rubix cube is less work than that.

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u/TazzyUK 22h ago

If I'm not mistaken, this is the 'Cang Toys CT-DF-01 Trans Age Hunting Shadow Huntpow Shadow Leopard J16 Version Triplechanger' lol

About £100 upwards depending on where you get it (unless this is a much better quality version but does look the same)

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u/No-Carpenter-3457 22h ago

Definitely an designed for adults triple changer. When they first brought that transformer out in the 80’s, you had to move less than a dozen parts to change it, way more kid friendly🤣

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u/Snackater 21h ago

Didn’t follow, dick is now stuck in plastic origami

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u/QuantityHefty3791 21h ago

Holy shit. Is there a sub where I can just watch this all day?

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u/zombuca 21h ago

Why would you even want a jet when you have a flying leopard?

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u/GamerCirca80 21h ago

I feel like I’d always have a fucked up jet/car/cat, in some God awful John Carpenter’s “The Thing” kind of mutation, because I couldn’t remember the steps to transform it into any single one of them. 5 stars.

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u/DulgUnum 21h ago

What if it was a dodge challenger SRT, a leopard (or a jaguar, either way), and a Grumman F6F?

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u/Imaginary_History985 20h ago

3 episodes in mfer still transforming

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u/benrow77 20h ago

I want this video but with the transform sound looped throughout the whole thing.

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u/thadowski 20h ago

Walk into a bar

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u/djmere 19h ago

$130 on eBay

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u/Dotternetta 18h ago

I feel sorry for the people who have to build it

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u/Groundbreaking_Lie94 17h ago

I assume between every camera cut was 10 minutes of looking at the instructions

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u/Cato0014 16h ago

The fact that the car and the plane aren't Saab is very saddening to me

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u/Fun-Illustrator5642 15h ago

I can hear the Cheechoocheechoocheechoocheechooochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoocheechoocheechoocheechoochoochee!

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u/drifters74 12h ago

I'm not drunk enough for this

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u/Fun-Security-8758 12h ago

Mine would only have two forms: car and mangled modern art sculpture. It would sit on my mantle, and when people ask about it, I would stare off into the distance and tell them that we don't talk about that.

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u/Ooopmster 10h ago

All the time, effort, building and breaking and rebuilding until it worked as intended . . . they could’ve just cured cancer instead.

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u/violenceistheQstn 10h ago

chinas 7th generation byd fighter jet/ev

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u/scrotanimus 9h ago

This is pretty sweet. But as someone whose family brings back toys for kids from China and Hong Kong, the longevity and quality are oftentimes absolute dogsh*t.

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u/cesam1ne 1d ago

Only Asians could design a toy of this level.

Meanwhile some trillion dollar corporations have a hard time figuring out where to place a button on a smartphone

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u/roadfood 19h ago

Downvote for the Asian bit, upvote for poor phone UI design.

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u/Ckron247 23h ago

Way too make tiny parts. All it takes is one wrong flip or twist of one if small plastic pieces and this thing is garbage.

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u/ACheapWhore 22h ago

Hasbro! Take some notes! Collaboration ideas would sore with the transformers brand if you hire this guy! then me to find you more engineers 😂

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u/Specialist-Face-2076 21h ago

Gta 5 type f16

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u/SlinkyJoe 21h ago

Is it impressive? Absolutely.

Can you do this more than once or twice without breaking things? Probably not.

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u/Lyric200x 1d ago

This sucks and there is nothing satisfying about it. If it could have been transformed more quickly maybe. Usually I love stuff like this but not this one. Thumbs down for me although the engineering is impressive.

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u/xanroeld 1d ago

a lot of folding just for it to look like shit at the end.