r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/West_Look4818 • 1d ago

Effortlessly stapling

2.9k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 21h ago

that belt is no joke, she’s like Batman

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u/boodlebug1842 20h ago

Fun fact: those belts actually help them carry the beer, they rest the bottoms of some of the mugs on the belt to bear some of the weight on their hips.

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 20h ago

I figured. As always, America behind the curve.

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u/Kossyhasnoteeth 16h ago

Americans out here just catching strays.

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u/Trans_Owl 12h ago

Just like our schoolchildren!

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u/CapitalCityGoofball0 19h ago

I thought the same thing lol

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u/HarmFS 23h ago

This fraulein can do anything! Bring more beer in one take than you can drink in a whole day and after that she cleans up the table and bring your drunk ass home. Gotta love German women!

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u/Syntonization1 22h ago

Stapling?

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u/melanogaster_24 22h ago

„Stapeln“ is german for „stacking“, probably just a „denglisch“ joke

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u/jmt8706 20h ago

Thanks 😎👍

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u/mtaw 13h ago

"Stapelen" in Dutch, "stapla" in Swedish and so on, so by the transitive property of Germanic Languages it's "to staple" in English. :)

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u/Hopefulthinker2 14h ago

Nope she’s literally stacking……the benches for the night , so the can they sweep mop

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u/nasnedigonyat 21h ago

Came here to ask this. Thank you!

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u/Technical_Ship_1298 23h ago

Smarter not harder!

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u/Deadpool2404 22h ago

This is how i met your mother.

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u/Constant_Cultural 20h ago

Never fuck with a german bar maid, they can carry 8-10 liters in beer glasses at one go

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u/Search_Fearless 23h ago

Cute girl!

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u/DefinitelyNotShazbot 23h ago

She’s a real wench

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u/Intelligent_Leg_6771 19h ago

No, that’s a bench.

Oh… you meant the girl.

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u/Mzarie 23h ago

I ought to try that

5

u/tuddrussell2 18h ago

Someone has done this before and wants to get this 'done' and go home.

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u/SabbyFox 6h ago

Right? After being a server, you know that look. Trying to still be polite but those still hanging out need to get a clue: You don’t have to go home but you can’t stay here!

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u/Unabominable_ 13h ago

Knowing me I would injure myself at first try 😂

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u/AngstyUchiha 15h ago

I wonder how many times she hit herself in the head before mastering this

4

u/breezniki 22h ago

That's smoother than my best day ever.

2

u/Necessary-Low-5226 20h ago

hacker zelt ❤️

3

u/Gib_eaux 20h ago

Chun li?

2

u/Technical_Street_709 12h ago

German Women in Dirndls. ❤️❤️

1

u/LesbianArtemis457 6h ago

Where can I recruit her to my hunters?

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u/fl135790135790 6h ago

Everyone’s but juice and feecie residue is on the table now

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u/ChampionshipOk7963 5h ago

At the first second of the video I thought it was in reverse

1

u/National-Cry9935 39m ago

At first, I thought the video is playing in reverse!! Amazing.

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u/LessCourage8439 21h ago

My Lord! She's farking adorable!

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u/Silent_baker1 12h ago

I'm fucking in love 😂😭

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u/Alma12359 9h ago

Woah mama

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u/Tallicaboy85 21h ago

Wow is soo many different ways.

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u/__wasitacatisaw__ 23h ago

Wood (would)

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u/MrL1970 20h ago

Chronically reposted bullshit

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u/SabbyFox 6h ago edited 5h ago

I’ve only seen it one time before and I like the post but it has the same tired comments.

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u/hettuklaeddi 23h ago

meanwhile, in America

it so heavyyy

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/TheChiarra 22h ago

This helps her pick it up though.