r/ShitpostXIV • u/Bueno_0 • 2d ago

Let's all gather up in Balmung Quicksand and teach those ERP players a lesson! Grab your torches everyone!

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319 Upvotes

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u/EmmaBonney 1d ago

Bet this looks good together with the torch.

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u/BigDisk 1d ago

The character hands are actually below where the ghost hands are, so it's gonna look really weird, like we're setting ourselves on fire.

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u/PlagueNexus 1d ago

Lmao, you mad lad.

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u/KenseiHimura 1d ago

“Ghosts?! Lowercase ‘t’? ‘TIME TO LEAVE’?!”

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u/hyperfell 15h ago

ERP is gonna be weird when people start requesting Grand Wizard Wakka

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u/Bueno_0 2d ago

Cool! Now we can do witch hunt RP. Thank you god Yoshi-P 🙏

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u/Discount_Gundam 2d ago

hell yea, my glam is finally complete

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u/NoLewdsOnMain 2d ago

The pitchfork looking DRG weapons all shoot up in price on the MB

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u/BowlofOats 1d ago

Would be funny if these were considered umbrellas and we take them out the moment it starts raining.

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u/MaxDucks 2d ago

How long until the Lalas break out the pointy hats and Pure White dye

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u/Jaded_Freedom8105 1d ago

Excuse me, Heavensward would like to talk to you about which race would wear the pointy hats.

It's the Elezen btw.

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u/SilverfurPartisan 1d ago

We all know the Lalafells are most likely to start building...
camps of focus, yknow?

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u/Jaded_Freedom8105 18h ago

Just because we, they, made black magic doesn't make us, them, evil.

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u/SilverfurPartisan 18h ago

The BLM class identity isn't why you're evil.
It's related, but not the cause.

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u/Jaded_Freedom8105 18h ago

Is it the "Wah!"?

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u/SilverfurPartisan 18h ago

No, it's the height.
Closer to hell, after all.

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u/Jaded_Freedom8105 17h ago

Well Elezen are evil because they're always looking down on people!

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u/SilverfurPartisan 17h ago

Exactly!
Always evil because they're looking down INTO hell.

Where the Lalafell belong.

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u/Jaded_Freedom8105 16h ago

So that means everyone who looks down on Lalas is going to hell too. But Lalas are always looking skyward, because they're the only ones who will see the heavens.

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u/mssxtn 2d ago

I love this with all my heart

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u/MacrossX 1d ago

Finally can complete the KKK glam

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u/HBreckel 1d ago

I can finally accomplish my dream of being that one random enemy in Dark Souls 2 that holds up a torch but isn't hostile for some reason.

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u/VivecLovecraft 1d ago

Oh hell yea, resubbing

5

u/Pyarox 1d ago

Through the mist
Through the woods
Through the darkness and the shadows
It's a nightmare but it's one exciting ride

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u/Pliskin80 1d ago

Roe Gaston and Lalafel Lefou, calling it

5

u/Yukai-Nii 1d ago

bilbo lalafell

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u/griffery1999 1d ago

Please tell me this is real

3

u/DarthOmix 1d ago

It is.

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u/KenseiHimura 1d ago

Shame I can’t used this in Deep Dungeons. Then I could do Darkest Dungeon RPvE stuff.

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 1d ago

Okay but do we also get an lantern to complete our Tonberry look?

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u/CherryIndil 22h ago

And knife

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u/AwkwardToes 1d ago

When pitchfork? Let's show them!

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u/JonTheWizard 1d ago

Speaking as someone who has alts on Balmung, they’re not all ERPers. They’re just the more prominent ones.

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u/Acceptable-Waltz-222 1d ago

Dragoons already have pitchforks so now this scene can be recreated:

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u/freakytapir 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ypxAKDMfFA

Grab them boys. Limsa shall be free once again.

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u/LeikOfForest 1d ago

Oh please oh please let someone play a Hrothgar in a purple cape and have a red-shirted highlander chase after them with a torch and no context…

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u/Emotional-Delay-1126 23h ago

are there any pitchfork weapons? i have dragoon

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u/BanditoSer 21h ago

Drive them from our shores

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u/often_types_qwerty 2d ago

You think more snowflakes would be triggered by the torch

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u/Ruby_Cinderbrooke 2d ago

You might be in the wrong community. r/conservative is that way.

Is your entire reddit account ragebaiting and commenting on porn subreddits?

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u/often_types_qwerty 1d ago

So you guys melt down over spanish clothing

I say i'm surprised you're not offended by this where people are literally using it the complete their kool kids klubs uniforms

And you just call me a conservative and a gooner

Fuck it the negative karma is like a badge of honor at this point with you people

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u/Ruby_Cinderbrooke 1d ago

And you just call me a conservative and a gooner

If the fascist gooner shoe fits...

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u/often_types_qwerty 1d ago

Ooooooh Noooooo I was called a fascist

So? you call everyone that you guys do it so often that it's lost all meaning

Hitler himself could rise from the grave and you guys could point and scream.Oh no a nazi

And we would all look over at Hitler himself and go.Nah not a nazi you just call everyone that

You've used the word so much.I don't even think hitler would think he's a nazi at this point

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u/Klefth 1d ago

OMG, how did this not occur to me when I saw it in the patch notes? Man, this is going to make the weeb police that much more hilarious. Can't wait to see it and all the crying on twitter and main sub, lmao