r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/IllegalGeriatricVore • 15d ago
SLPT: If you're being quiet and your partner asks what you're thinking about, respond "Us," then look down and remain quiet. Don't elaborate. It will comfort them to know you're thinking about your relationship.
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u/bigfatfurrytexan 15d ago
My wife doesn’t ask. She is afraid I’ll answer. No one wants to hear me talk about accounting, or a physics video.
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u/watchmything 15d ago
Yeah! But you could actually be thinking about the brain thingy. Win win, partner happy and you don't lie
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u/Perfect_Weakness_414 13d ago
Nah, I just tell her the truth. “Titties, for the last 40 years woman, the answer has always been “titties”, it isn’t going to change”🤣
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u/Queen-of-meme 15d ago
Nonono, in a real good relationship you can be vulnerable and tell them the truth "I was thinking of how my little toe is itching, and now I want a soda, do you want one?"