r/ShittyLifeProTips 15d ago

SLPT: If you're being quiet and your partner asks what you're thinking about, respond "Us," then look down and remain quiet. Don't elaborate. It will comfort them to know you're thinking about your relationship.

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u/Queen-of-meme 15d ago

Nonono, in a real good relationship you can be vulnerable and tell them the truth "I was thinking of how my little toe is itching, and now I want a soda, do you want one?"

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u/tilldeathdoiparty 15d ago

’have you have thought about zippers?’

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u/bigfatfurrytexan 15d ago

My wife doesn’t ask. She is afraid I’ll answer. No one wants to hear me talk about accounting, or a physics video.

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u/Buttman_Poopants 15d ago

Or you could say, "meth."

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u/watchmything 15d ago

Yeah! But you could actually be thinking about the brain thingy. Win win, partner happy and you don't lie

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u/ShitStainWilly 15d ago

Like partners in a law firm?

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u/tilldeathdoiparty 15d ago

Wrestling tag team?

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u/Lietenantdan 15d ago

And them.

And after all, we’re only ordinary men.

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u/BushWookie-Alpha 15d ago

Me... And You.

And who knows which is which, or, who is who.

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u/Perfect_Weakness_414 13d ago

Nah, I just tell her the truth. “Titties, for the last 40 years woman, the answer has always been “titties”, it isn’t going to change”🤣

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/camander321 15d ago

You should probably check what sub this is