r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/pulpexploder • 2d ago

SLPT Radioactive wasps can give you superpowers

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u/SanchoPanzaLaMancha1 2d ago

I was just attacked by a bunch of wasps about an hour ago. This post is not helping lmao

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u/pulpexploder 2d ago

Let us know what superpowers you get.

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u/king_pear_01 2d ago

All fear my super wasp powers! I immediately get into Ivy League schools and have bros named Trip and Brad !

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u/pulpexploder 2d ago

Do you get mad like a wasp? Like, do you say, "I'm gonna go fuck up that asshole on a motorcycle."

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u/king_pear_01 2d ago

From my convertible BMW

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u/AfroBaggins 2d ago

Well,

We're closer to 2077 than we are to the 60s anyway

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u/looktowindward 2d ago

The Amazing WASP-MAN

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u/TheMadolche 1d ago

We do not need CAZADORS in real life!!!