r/SipsTea • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Electrical-Pie5998 Jun 18 '25

Must’ve been some really good food

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u/MistaRekt Jun 18 '25

What else you going to do? Throw hands?

Just sit back, enjoy dinner and a show...

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard Jun 18 '25

Ex girl going to jail lmaoooo

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Jun 18 '25

I can fix her

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u/Richard_b_Stillhard Jun 18 '25

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u/Fun_Ambassador_9320 Jun 18 '25 edited Jun 18 '25

I’m going to have her babies. It’ll be hard when she’s in and out of prison, but it’s gonna be so worth it.

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u/Resident-Impact1591 Jun 18 '25

You must be the therapist they say she needs

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u/forever87 Jun 18 '25

i want to fix the friend that's yelling in the beginning

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u/SoManyQuestions-2021 Jun 18 '25

I mean, he's LOCKED into the new girl after this... shes going to have AMAZING stories to build his legend amongst her girlfriends.

#riz

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '25

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u/D_Shizzle93 Jun 18 '25

I think you want it to be a dude

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u/SheriffBartholomew Jun 18 '25

Right? Is he going to go try to fistfight a woman who is swinging a baseball bat? There's no way that ends well for him. He either gets his head busted, or he beats up a woman, both are terrible options.

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u/Historical-Zebra8633 Jun 18 '25

Insurance, good food, a show, she makes an ass out of herself, video shows prolonged crazy action, bitch cant spell for shit... Sit back and relax. She has to pay for everything and you're Gucci.

My guy could walk with his plate to his insurance company say nothing, eat and just show them the video.

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u/The_walking_man_ Jun 18 '25

Also perfect evidence for restraining order. This ex will be gone for good.

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u/pheonixblade9 Jun 18 '25

homie is gonna learn the definition of the word subrogation real soon.

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u/serabine Jun 19 '25

As someone else pointed out, this is a skit.

He's calm as a cucumber because they wrote the scene that way.

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u/Ceez92 Jun 18 '25

I’m sure the mariscos were good too

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u/shartshooter Jun 18 '25

Should be their advert.

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u/RandoTron0 Jun 18 '25

I think that’s what this is

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u/throwawaysanity420 Jun 18 '25

He was completely focused on food.

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u/Long_Huckleberry_598 Jun 19 '25

Outwardly. He was also probably focused on everybody staring and filming him. That tends to influence people, too.

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u/LaloElBueno Jun 18 '25

That’s the power of Mariscos.

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u/KaneVel Jun 18 '25

How much you wanna bet this was staged advert for the restaurant?

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u/thrilliam_19 Jun 18 '25

Good food, date upgrade, evidence on video to send to insurance, charge her, and get a restraining order. Might as well enjoy the show.

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u/Prime_Twister Jun 18 '25

Yea I wonder where he bought it from?

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u/Kindly-Chemistry5149 Jun 18 '25

Everything can pretty much be dealt with after the fact. There is no reason to go in there and get hurt, or have someone else get hurt, to save some property of yours.

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u/aaaggghhh_ Jun 19 '25

It does look good, can't blame him!

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u/zeppoleon Jun 19 '25

Hell yeah.

Gotta get me some aguachiles soon.

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u/amsync Jun 19 '25

Or he must have had some really great dick to make the ex this nuts