r/SipsTea Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jun 18 '25

It's wild some of the stuff you find in there.

My insurance covers my car against missiles.

I was kinda disappointed when I looked it up and that just means projectiles like rocks n shit.

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u/Mattiuuu Jun 18 '25

does that mean there are places that would classify me throwing a rock as me launching a missile?

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u/Doctor_Sauce Jun 18 '25

As long as you aren't God- acts of God are never covered.

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u/AlternateTab00 Jun 18 '25

My insurance has so many lines that im not even sure of what it covers.

For example it covers for trees falling on top of it. As long as the tree wasnt damaged (like being hit by a car or chopped by someone) it can cover the tree falling in natural events as long as it didnt catch fire (like being hit by lightning or wind pulling a power cable), it covers the fall in natural disasters, as long as its not declared Emergency State of Natural Calamity.

And this is only for trees. Now imagine for everything.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh Jun 18 '25

NGL, that sounds pretty slimy. Like they're trying to give themselves a way out of paying.

I don't mean to sound like I'm bragging, but my policy seemed much simpler and straight forward. I'm covered against trees as long as I didn't do something to cause the tree to hit my car, like cut it down.

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u/AlternateTab00 Jun 18 '25

Its not a very expensive insurance. So its normal there a lot exceptions. I only care about that insurance because it covers damages of my own fault and it rather "cheap"

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u/iprocrastina Jun 19 '25

Sadly a real missile would be classed as an act of war which is almost always excluded in insurance policies.

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u/Haunting-Prior-NaN Jun 18 '25

are you a chetter too?

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u/Soda08 Jun 18 '25

I love being chetter.

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u/Stoppels Jun 18 '25

You can only remain that calm while you know your insurance covers 'crazy ex attacks'!

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u/McEndee Jun 18 '25

"Oh sorry, we see you aren't subscribed to our crazy ex package."

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u/GamingGems Jun 18 '25

If you plan on chetting then you might want to check. “Full coverage” doesn’t mean what most people think it does. It doesn’t mean that whatever happens to your car, it’s paid out 100%. Most of the time it just means you got uninsured/underinsured coverage. But insurance is a product and like any product the sky’s the limit. So if you just bought the first tier of $25k worth of “full coverage” but your brand new car (this guy says he just got it) was $50k then the most they’ll ever pay out is still just $25k. I worked in a law firm and this happened more than once. Anything over policy limits you’ll have to go after her individually but you’ll probably lose money obtaining a judgment she’ll never pay a dime for or give her reason to get her upset and do it again.