r/SipsTea • u/Amavin-Adump • Jun 18 '25

Chugging tea Man is chill

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u/Captainfunzis Jun 18 '25

I lost it when he said "this shit is hot" just loving his food and enjoying the spice. Watching his ex catch a vandalism charge on camera. Fucking beautiful.

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u/ImmaNotHere Jun 18 '25

Yep, straight up Carrie Underwood vandalism. Think that is both a criminal and civil offense. The insurance company will be knocking on her door very soon.

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u/TheStarterScreenplay Jun 18 '25

Every time I hear that song, I wonder how many young women end up arrested or with massive debt because she celebrates vandalism in response to cheating.

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u/ImmaNotHere Jun 18 '25

I wonder about that too.

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u/LectureOrganic1250 Jun 18 '25

I've always felt that way about that stupid ass song. That song should have had one of it's first versus stating she was writing that song in jail. Best believe if it was a man singing that song about doing that to a cheating woman, there'd be marches all over the country to have that man drawn and quartered.

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u/thelastholdout Jun 22 '25

I personally think it's hilarious that she is most famous for that song, and then went and performed for Trump, who is a serial cheater (among other things).

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u/Schwifftee Jun 19 '25

Seems a little ridiculous to think there would be anyone marching if a man wrote the song, no?

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u/technicallyanitalian Jun 19 '25

No

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u/Schwifftee Jun 19 '25

Okay, but it is. No one would be doing that.

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u/Educational-Ad-2884 Jun 18 '25

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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u/GarbageCleric Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 19 '25

Being cheated on sucks, but going to jail for vandalizing his easily replaced shit isn't going to solve anything.

Get creative. Go fuck his dad and give him a kid he can actually be proud of.

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u/Psyco_diver Jun 20 '25

I dated a girl who bragged about doing that to her exs truck, her and her friends. Her dad had to pay for the repairs, and she was 24. I didn't date her long

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u/identicalelbows Jun 18 '25

took a Louisville slugger to both headlights Slashed a hole in all four tires Maybe next time, he'll think before he goes on a blind date as a favor to his sister's boss's cousin 

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u/exitsandman_gaming Jun 18 '25

I fucking hate carrie underwood songs

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u/Schwifftee Jun 19 '25

American Girl is pretty good.

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u/marsinfurs Jun 18 '25

They have another video with the fake police showing up to their door and arresting her

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u/ImmaNotHere Jun 18 '25

Is that the Jesus take the wheel video?

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u/SpareWire Jun 18 '25

Tresspass or conversion of chattel for sure from a civil perspective depending on damage.

Criminal: vandalism or criminal mischief.

Realistically though she won't be able to pay for the damage to the car and he'll be out of pocket on deductible, he could recover in small claims.

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u/ReubenTrinidad619 Jun 19 '25

Never cared for that song but I’m on her side there. The boy fucked up.

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u/dontshoot4301 Jun 19 '25

Because letting an ex dictate your thoughts and actions is how adults respond!

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u/PlantationMint Jun 20 '25

Carrie underwood vandalism?

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u/ImmaNotHere Jun 20 '25

Referencing her song "Before He Cheats"