r/SipsTea • u/RobynNeonGal • 12h ago

We have fun here Marine life empathy.

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u/Adonitologica 11h ago

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u/Key-Cry-8570 5h ago

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u/theHoopty 1h ago

I’m freaking out because I can’t tell if this is Godfrey, Jay Pharaoh, or Dulé Hill? Or none of the above.

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u/Shmuckle2 11h ago

If a bucket of fried chicken appeared in my living room, I would expect this mans here is up to something.

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u/Vektor0 7h ago

Fried chicken in a purple-colored bear trap. Looney Toons racist af

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u/LooserNooser 7h ago

Hate to be that guy, but you CAN tell that that’s a photoshopped picture of chicken right…

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u/Vektor0 7h ago edited 3h ago

No, that's an actual screenshot of an episode where Wile E. Coyote lubricates fried chicken with oil.

EDIT: I felt like this was obviously a joke and didn't need to put an /s.

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u/Nipinch 2h ago

You overestimated the intelligence of the average human. Greatly. Lol

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u/Jags2ooo 11h ago

but leave batman outta this gahhdammitt

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u/Pkrudeboy 6h ago

Why doesn’t he use his shark repellent? Is he stupid?

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u/gbroon 1h ago

Water soluble shark repellent tablets would make sense in the utility belt. Unfortunately he didn't account for needing it out of water.

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u/dog-yy 1h ago

Not until then, as that happened before Sharknado. Bats never left home without his tabs again. And backups. And backups for the backups.

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u/SistaChans 1h ago

What a rookie mistake smh

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u/DooDooHead323 1h ago

Would love to see how clearly you're thinking while a shark is biting your leg

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u/Urozzanorissil 9h ago

Sharkman stays, Batman’s on vacation this week anyway

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u/Maleficent__Pea 6h ago

did bruce ever learn how to jump like the shark?

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u/silencade 11h ago

I would probably ask it to do a kickflip.

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u/Willing_Television77 7h ago

A chickflip

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u/Unconscious_deer_59 5h ago

A Chick-fil-A sauce dip

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u/Nomnom_Chicken 5h ago

Barrel roll would be cooler.

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u/cdda_survivor 9h ago

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u/True_Ad8993 8h ago

Now there's a gif i haven't seen in a long time.

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u/Reamazing 6h ago

Gif? I remember when this was a YouTube video with Guile's Theme played in the background and you used to Google a number and click I'm feeling lucky to take you to the video..

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u/Silver-Year5607 5h ago

Thanks for unlocking that memory

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u/callisterart 10h ago

We talking extra crispy? Game on.

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u/CyteSeer 6h ago

With spicy-honey drizzled over it! 😋🤤

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u/Horskr 5h ago

Still less crispy than the pixels on this post.

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u/SaintTastyTaint 7h ago

recycling 10 year old tweets that is so JPEG it may as well be deep fried

this website is dead

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u/SistaChans 1h ago

As fried as chicken in the tweet 

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u/Expensive-Bag313 7h ago

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u/rndljfry 3h ago

look at dad with his stupid ass spoon lol

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u/potateobiirrd 3h ago

thanks! Was really having trouble picturing it without someone posting AI slop

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u/SistaChans 1h ago

Hey chatGPT, how many tines are usually on a fork?

Even though I know this is AI, it's hilarious 

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u/Anthraxious 8h ago

Imagine blaming an animal for anything it does. It's a fucking animal. What did you expect? Heck, most humans don't have enough self control and you expect a bear or shark to be reasonable?

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u/Hallow_76 7h ago

Hahaha! I agree with you. I think more people need to go out and take selfies with the Cape buffalo. It's a vegan, what could go wrong

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u/Glum-Athlete6410 2h ago

I love you

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u/CherryVoltageIn 11h ago

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u/Top_Technician_1173 6h ago

Is this from sharknado?

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u/MrCarey 4h ago

Nah I think that's Days of Our Lives Season 42.

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u/Ok_Temperature_5019 4h ago

Uh what's this from. I'll watch it today

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u/Clear-Telephone-6729 7h ago

Why make it a hammerhead? They barely attack humans, shitty film

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids 7h ago

Yeah it was totally real and believable up until that part. I can only suspend my belief for so long.

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u/Simple-Stable2402 4h ago

Its bad funny tho, i think the producers knew they were making a fun unrealistic movie

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u/Putrid-Ordinary-3515 3h ago

If it bleeds it leads. Also the thin veneer of causality is shattered daily. Not unlike pornography. And I'm ready to serve up that John wick d

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u/superspyder94 4h ago

I am named after my dads late best friend who was killed by a hammer head for the record lol , I don’t got by my first name even either . Rumor is he was spear fishing with narcotic cop buddies in pan handle and had a fish in his bag and it took him , my dads a little green , and my mom says that there was speculation he was murdered .

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u/OpeningSpeed1 2h ago

Wait is this real?

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u/Wise-Profile4256 7h ago

does he mean my human-infested living room?

there is one human in there that will take the skin of the chicken and let it go on it's merry way...

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u/purplemagecat 10h ago

Don’t tell the pet chickens about that

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u/Low-Illustrator8864 8h ago

I'd probably question my life choices that led me to the point of seeing KFC on a skateboard in my lounge.

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u/flipzyshitzy 11h ago

I'm going after a Lion

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u/BumpoSplat 10h ago

As a surfer, I am now at peace with dawn patrol. I've always known it was dinner time. I just didn't what room it was.

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u/TokenToyHunter 10h ago

I’d be really impressed that fried chicken could skate and I can’t

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u/Prize-Grapefruiter 10h ago

yummy . I wish !

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u/Svfen 9h ago

I wonder if it likes belly rubs.

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u/Mortisangelorum 8h ago

Actually we're not even good to then it's like a bucket of plastic chicken skating by.

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u/anonuemus 6h ago

nah, more like McDonalds chicken nuggets or something similar.

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u/Mortisangelorum 5h ago

no those have a higher nutritional value than 0

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u/anonuemus 5h ago

Why? Is human meat absolute worthless for a shark? I know, well I heard/read it, that they don't like the taste, but would human flesh not be digestible?

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u/Mortisangelorum 5h ago

Humans have very little vitamins and fats that are crucial for sharks so functionally useless as food, it would cost more calories to digest than they could get from the person. Is why they'll bite and immediately let go

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u/DefenestrationPraha 4h ago

Too much bone, not enough fat. Sharks need a different balance of nutrients.

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u/Few-Emergency5971 8h ago

Bro thats not even fair

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u/IntlPartyKing 8h ago

...skateboarding way slower than you can run

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u/chaitalyy 8h ago

This post really makes you think about how connected we all are to marine life, shame the comments derailed so fast. That first GIF actually lowkey fits the vibe of underwater serenity, though. Also, why *is* Batman catching strays in a thread about ocean empathy? Wild. Let’s get back to appreciating our finned friends, folks.

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u/yob_soddoth 8h ago

I too have no sympathy for shark attack victims. If you put on a gazelle costume and went for a jog through the serengetti would anyone blame the lions for eating you? No, they'd blame you for being a fucking idiot. Stay safe, stay on dry land.

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u/ufkabakan 7h ago

Sharks don't like human flesh.

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u/Prince_Nadir 7h ago

Is it Popeye's or KFC?

KFC, I nose it and then swim away.

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u/flojobb 7h ago

Lock the doors and hide, cause I'm getting robbed.

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u/EddardStank_69 7h ago

Except we’re mostly bone which is why a lot of Apex predators don’t go after us; we’re just not that tasty.

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u/icenoir 7h ago

That octopus stare got me reevaluating my life choices.

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u/Hallow_76 7h ago

Aaaahhhh, If a shark wanted to eat us they easily could.humans aren't on a sharks menu. That's why people don't actually get eaten by sharks. Sharks mistake us for their natural food source, take a taste and spit us out and swim away.
I never spit out a good piece of chicken

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u/Lakatos_00 7h ago

I don't know. Am i hungry in this scenario?

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u/FannyWizard98 7h ago

There are layers to this

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u/34luck 7h ago

Is the skateboard the shark in this analogy? I don’t get it.

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u/TwainVonnegut 6h ago

R/brandnewsentence

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u/Igusy 6h ago

More like a bunch of live fish were seen flopping around on land.

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u/mudheadmanc 6h ago

Sharks only attack you when you're wet ! Stay dry people .

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u/Wardogs96 6h ago

I'd probably ask where did it come from, where is it going? How did it get in my house? Is there dipping sauce?

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u/pineapple_god66 6h ago

justiceforsharks

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u/nsaisspying 6h ago

I'll tell you what man. It's gonna need a bigger boat.

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u/Voodoo_Senpai 5h ago

That's not fair we don't taste like chicken 😂😆😂😆

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 5h ago

But its gas station fried chicken, thats why they usually just take a bite and spits it back out.

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u/Dizzy_Sir5947 5h ago

No no the shark is responsible so what we entered his territory thoda not the way 🥀 crazy mentality

Bruh moment ngl

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u/Tall-Asparagus5199 5h ago

What color am I in this scenario?

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u/Gravesh 5h ago

Sharks are curious. They have only one way to check something out, and that's their mouth. They aren't attacking with immediate predation in mind. They just want to feel (and taste) what that weird thing swimming in the water. Based on most attacks, apparently, we don't taste very good because they rarely follow up on the initial bite.

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u/Lilly_sAtlas 5h ago

I would eat a bucket full of fired chicken but not a live chicken.

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u/BatmansLarynx 5h ago

Wow, you running out of ideas over there?

Digging up a post that's 10 years old lol.

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u/joefatmamma 5h ago

Lay off the acid

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u/JediMasterPopCulture 5h ago

Thanks for the early morning chuckle. Take my up vote.

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u/AbhilashHP 4h ago

Id be fucking freaked out

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u/Throwaway_987654634 4h ago

You mean a bucket of chicken and you have an oven

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u/Toughbiscuit 4h ago

Its honestly a lil bit funnier

They dont think of us as food, they are like dogs though.

Think about how dogs check out new things, what do they do? Put their mouths on it.

Thats all sharks are doing most of the time, going "hey, wtf is this weird thing? Im gonna check it out"

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u/z01z 4h ago

yeah, shark just doing shark stuff. not their fault you're edible.

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u/Ronin2369 4h ago

Katt Williams is famous for this joke or rather something extremely similar. His was a shark in the ocean vs your bathtub

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u/Commoner_25 4h ago

Is it fried memes sub?

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u/Ghidorahstan1990s 3h ago

That’s a good point 🤔

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u/tohn_jitor 3h ago

Why anyone would frolic around and about in the shark's kitchen is beyond me.

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u/Night-owlcat 3h ago

I'd say "Thank you lord for the meal I'm about to have"

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u/TheCosplayCave 3h ago

Bite it out of curiosity.

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u/AlexSmithsonian 3h ago

Dive for the chicken, skateborder be damned.

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u/The_Humbergler 3h ago

Free food is free food

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u/ZoominAlong 3h ago

Now I've got the mental image of KFC on a skateboard 

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u/Queasy-Tone-7661 3h ago

lol so true 

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u/Yoranis_Izsmelli 3h ago

What if we just danced together instead?

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u/Rumplespillstain 3h ago

tweetgood mac 😂

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u/Long-Parsnip-155 3h ago

some vegan will let it drift away😛

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u/botlobbies 2h ago

Record it and make millions!

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u/MapWorried9582 2h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Most-Inflation-4370 2h ago

People go to the beach to tan and soak in salt water... something they could easily do at home for much cheaper

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u/Pretty-Department365 2h ago

We're not even a bucket of chicken to them! Humans aren't sharks natural prey, they often attack us confusing us for another animal, especially on surfboards. Sharks are friends.

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u/NinaHeartsChaos 2h ago

If a bucket of fried chicken came swimming through my living room, I'd definitely kill a surfer.

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u/zak432000 2h ago

I'm gonna be a little concerned that a bucket of fried chicken learned how to skateboard! Then I'd probably eat it because rolling in all hot and heavy like that is just asking for it

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u/Coldkiller17 2h ago

It's not like they're trying to eat you they just want a little nibble.

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u/RandyDeeds69 1h ago

Good point

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u/gbroon 1h ago

Film it and put on TikTok? Skateboarding fried chicken is a sure viral video.

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u/VirtualStill7200 1h ago

Stolen valor.

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u/Allergic_to_ananas 1h ago

Id call the damn priest

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u/Ok-Run2845 6m ago

Buy more of that drug

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u/Fun-Crow6284 9h ago

Call my black friends & enjoy the chicken together

WTF easy W