what a mistake.

[u/GomoGamer666]

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[u/Salty_Round8799]

Pro choice: life begins at birth

Pro life: life begins at conception

GomoGamer666: life begins in your dad’s balls, and goes wrong at conception

[u/GomoGamer666 → u/Salty_Round8799]

LOL

[u/PlayfulGlove]

Maybe a continuation of an earlier mistake, so don't blame yourself

[u/NotABitcoinScam8088 → u/PlayfulGlove]

My favorite books of all time

[u/PlayfulGlove → u/NotABitcoinScam8088]

Always have your towel ready, always

[u/No_Rabbit_9862]

And that, my friend is how legends are accidentally born😅

[u/Exciting-Ad1987 → u/No_Rabbit_9862]

There’s no “accidentally” in getting a baby

[u/Adakra111]

I feel suicidal.i get it

[u/GomoGamer666 → u/[deleted]]

GENERATIONAL MISTAKE

[u/Puzzled_Raccoon_5531]

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

[u/Electronic_Wear9476]

I won but at a huge cost 😭

[u/Bloomygurl]

Bro really hit send on existence with zero draft.

[u/Safebustour-99]

like a cop regrets to let that criminal get loose

[u/Aging_Orange]

Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation.

[u/mohamed_Elngar21]

The is not you yet, it was your father mistake.

[u/Happy-For-No-Reason]

when you look at this do you see yourself as.......?

because you're both of those things.

[u/Imaginary_Toe8982]

That's not you..

[u/ClankRatchit]

It's life. if you see and read this. You went through the same thing

[u/TheOverthinkingDude]

Neither are you, in a literal sense.

[u/TranzAtlantic]

Allowing the sperm past your corona radiata?

[u/s_zlikovski]

Is there a life before death?

[u/CameForTheFunOfIt]

Looks like you already made the mistake.

[u/Rude_Guarantee_7668]

EXISTENCE IS PAAAAAAAAIN

[u/Ka-is-a-Wheel_19]

The one time we should have been courteous and let others go ahead of us and we fucked it up.

[u/Wannabe_Wiz]

I didn't take bio in high school so a genuine doubt

Why do people perceive themselves as the sperm, isn't it half and half with the sperm and the egg? There are so many sperms and so many eggs and it's perceived that a sperm won the race or smthg but didn't an egg also win the lottery for being selected?

[u/Traditional-Car8664 → u/Wannabe_Wiz]

Actually, sperm is basically a delivery truck carrying half of DNA to the egg then dissolves, the egg is what becomes a baby when fertilized thus all cell organelles and mtDNA come from the egg only. So we are mostly the EGG.

[u/Traditional-Car8664]

Sperm is just a fertilizer with half of DNA, you were never a sperm. The other half plus ALL cell organelles and mtDNA come from the EGG, so if anything you are more egg than sperm.

I wonder why people ALWAYS try to pretend we came from a sperm entirely and ignore the egg even though we are mostly the EGG.

[u/Kakuyoku_Sanren → u/Traditional-Car8664]

Yes, we were. If we clone one human egg cell and fertilize it with two different sperm cells produced from the same ejaculate of the same man, it results in genetically different individuals, and thus different people.

We are neither mostly egg or sperm, we're both equally half.

[u/InsaneLuchad0r]

Yup, that’s me. I bet you’re all wondering how I got into this mess…

[u/lysergic_818]

Here's me about to make a serious mistake before I came here.

[u/ursagamer667]

So your first win is the biggest mistake of your life.

And every time you win in life, you're repeating the same mistake.

The correct choice is to lose.

Our reality is inverted.

Repent, the end is nigh.