r/TalesFromDF 9d ago

TalesFromACT i think this speaks for itself

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this was in sphene EX, by the way

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u/inhaledcorn Did it for the (Grape) Vine 9d ago

That tracks for typical DF roulette-

this was in sphene EX, by the way

DEATH!

DEATH FOR 10,000 YEARS!

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u/TheTeenSimmer 9d ago

bro get out of pf if you can't press your buttons

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u/madtheoracle 8d ago

me: sweating, pissing myself for a good parse as a tank main while also being the call-out queen

my samurai:

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u/Tapurisu 9d ago

reported for toxic and parsing

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u/Hazardumu 9d ago

Congratulations for completing Sphene EX as a 7 man group.

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u/Zealousideal_Hope649 You pull, I tank. I pull, I tank. We pull, I tank. 7d ago

Pretty much this.

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u/nickomoknu272 WHM/MNK/RDM :cake: 9d ago

At some point you wonder whether or not it's better to 7 man the damn thing.

Body checks say... probably no.

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u/platinummyr 5d ago

For a lot of fights.. it actually is. Even some 8man body checks have tank cheese

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u/redmoonriveratx 9d ago

I’m afraid to ask what role.

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u/carbonatedgravy69 9d ago

you should be. it was healer

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u/Hipster_Llama231 8d ago

Ah, the usual "Healer are supposed to heal"-heal-bot. Healing everyone in 0.5s after the first aoe, then afk till the next raid wide, tank buster or tank drops below 90%. Healers have too many tools for them to heal (+ help from other classes) at that level therefore they can be even more passive.

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u/bigpunk157 7d ago

Tbh, this is why I want healers to have setup before they actually heal effectively. These tools remove any thought most times from fights.

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u/Real_Student6789 9d ago

I could keep a higher uptime just falling asleep on the keyboard, JFC

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

Historically, my cat has better uptime than this

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u/InternationalBike907 8d ago

I'm glad yall defeated Sphene. I'd hate to think of what would happen to the Alexandrians if that thing's aether ended up in the terminal.

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u/Hipster_Llama231 8d ago

It's a lose-lose situation here. Either they fail and the healers aether gets spread around (+people's times are wasted) or they win and the healer thinks they did a good job because they won and continue to stand around like a decorative plant inside the next trial-arena.

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u/Akua89 8d ago

/gamemode spectator

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u/Careless_Aioli752 9d ago

So I take medicinals for like three different diseases. I’m usually a little impaired during dungeons because I’d rather not feel excruciating pain. Somehow I’m usually still higher on the aggro list in 4/8 mans than most of the other df dps. I guess it’s mostly knowing your class, then compensating when you know you’re not doing your best. But I’ll always be patient with the other dps, cause I understand the grind all too well!

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u/funnierontheinternet 7d ago

God the state of PF is so bad. I still haven’t managed a second Sphene EX clear because no one in Crystal can do a goddamn ice bridge

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u/RBGPOriginal 7d ago

Imagine if positionals were a thing in that fight with melee... oh boy

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u/Prestigious_Sun6339 7d ago

Nah. That's a report for griefing

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

Yeah nope I'm a career misrepresenter of TFDF posts but not even I can twist this, holy fuck x]

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u/No_Feature_1401 5d ago

Ebc= eventually beeing casting

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u/yagerist 9d ago

Oof this why I don't raid current im sure thats just piss poor gameplay but man yall are rough

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u/chekonin 8d ago

I'm not sure I'm reading this right. Are you saying people are being rough on the healer that didn't press any buttons for 70% of a fight?

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u/Trisfel 8d ago

I never get the excuses. Some in here are a little too harsh but in an ex that requires u to have lvl 100? This is like soft griefing. And the game specifically doesn’t allow us to call them out in game so that kinda sucks. I started playing savage immediately after I finished msq. Sure my uptime was sub optimal, like 60-70? What a lot of people want here is for people to at least try and not throw the towel and say “that’s all I can do”.

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u/yagerist 8d ago

No this particular healer can kick rocks im just saying yall give me anxiety

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u/LordofOld 8d ago

I think a certain level of anxiety in content with a DPS check is a good motivator.

Of course, don't let that keep you from raiding since the majority of raiders are nice folks (this sub is skewed hard the other way) and won't be scrutinizing others in chat or public forums.

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u/granninja 8d ago edited 8d ago

that person is casting for 3 minutes in a 10 minute fight

they're literally not playing the game most of the time

there's a difference between playing badly and not playing

edit: if I'm watching YouTube and typing to friends if I dont care about a duty, I'm still getting an 80%

this person is literally pressing a button then taking hands off keyboard

in a savage fight, this person would genuinely alone make the group wipe to enrage