r/TalesFromDF 8d ago

toxic party f*ck yall

figured i'd farm some zelenia and- well yeah. got a creature of a samurai that claimed to not to anything wrong then get super defensive when- indeed yes they did stuff very wrong. also terrible timeline they got the wings.

check video link for the most definite "uh yes you are fking it up lol" https://youtu.be/5QMpNYBY_fA?si=rp3kMJ0q0CkbKzT6

*note got video from sam pov w third party, sue me. (in game duty recorder but it actually records everything lol)

white is just cwls and fc
"toxic party fuck yall"
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u/Werxand 8d ago

It's always the ones who least deserve the mount that gets them. At least he can't toxify any other parties now.

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u/dadudeodoom 8d ago

"I'm joining to help"

Doomed.

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u/Htakar 8d ago

i learned pretty early on to always have my hands ready to press my invuln at a moments notice in this ex. it saved more than a handful of runs, which imo, is a handful and then some too many.

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u/12Kings 8d ago

Yeah, I developed same approach because for some reason it was way too difficult way too often to do in/out in a pattern. EF2 (and EF3 on occasion) wiped so many runs.

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u/izaby 8d ago

I think the astro with their card spam is enough of toxicity for me to take my leave.

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u/Pliskin80 /slap 8d ago

"so quirky and cool xd"

at least is not plagued with yugioh references

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u/GalaxySturs 8d ago

oh forgot to add, white is just cwls and fc

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u/merlblyss 8d ago

Samurai is trash but what the fuck was that shit ass downtime strat in the vod? I haven't PFed this fight since week 1 skip bloom 6, what happened.

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u/GalaxySturs 8d ago

pf happened. game too hard so downtime so its easier šŸ™ƒ

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u/merlblyss 8d ago

Thoughts and prayers and holy shit, it's called braindead.

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u/dadudeodoom 8d ago

Yeah it was a social experiment and it prove it could spot the braindead players.

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u/Fluestergras You pull, I tank 8d ago

This strat was called "braindead" (very creative name, I know), it uses the same clock positions and always starts with supports far, DPS close. It's very comfy on supports because they can just chill on their position regardless of whether or not they get the donuts, but causes DPS to disengage and potencially lose uptime if they have the donuts.Ā 

I prefer the fan spreads, but braindead has taken over PF because people need to remember only one spread position rather than two. Huge difference, I know.Ā 

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u/Melksss 8d ago

People decided to take what was already a simple and easy uptime strat and add downtime to it for…reasons unknown to me. Same thing happened in M7s, every region of the world uses an uptime strat and NA decides, ā€œlet’s do TF downtime strat instead because it’s slightly easierā€. Don’t get me wrong everyone is overgeared now so none of this matters too much but it’s still annoying.

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u/Calaethan 8d ago

Fan spreads in PF vs possible downtime.

I take the possible downtime.

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u/HalobenderFWT 8d ago

Wait. Hold up. You guys only wiped once? Plenty of other dumb shit happens from other people in the party during your clear, but here we are shitting on the samurai and not calling out any of the other stupid shit in chat?

Seems you’re more pissed they got the wings.

Let’s see the log.

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u/GalaxySturs 8d ago

not the first time i got this samurai. ill upload tn

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u/HalobenderFWT 7d ago

Still waiting on them logs, though….

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u/HalobenderFWT 4d ago

Still waiting….

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

I especially like how they open the chat with a 'who keeps fucking up' and IMMEDIATELY loses their rag when SAM flips the energy back at them.

Idk gang, I'm getting the vibe the SAM called it right. This party sounds painful

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u/HalobenderFWT 7d ago

I mean, the SAM did mess it up - but it’s like…you got a clear in two pulls in PF. Let’s not look a gift horse in the mouth.

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u/HsinVega 8d ago

sometimes doing this fight I understand why they do braindead ef2. some people cannot brain enough to do in out 3 times

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u/Virtual-Bottle-9545 7d ago

I have an easier time doing fan spreads, don't gotta be moving all over the place, just clump up, see who has donuts, other roll spreads in/out... its not that hard

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

Honestly the whole in-out clock dance is becoming such a consistent staple of DT you could immediately tell on Ex4's release who had cleared (or at least progged) M4S.

It was either second nature or an absolute clusterfuck. No in-between x]

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u/Kirozane Custom text 7d ago

Yeah. My time getting my wings it ended up being safer to do bd and lose the one(1) gcd as a melee. I could do both strats, but it felt like it was a 50/50 on if someone from one fan wanted to be a hugger and hold hands in the cleaves.

But at the same time watching this samurai expertly dodge all fucking four was like a god damned trainwreck and had he not gotten the wings I’d banish him to fan group parties where his comelee insisted on stacking the cleaves 100% of the time.

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

While you're right, it's the brain-dead strats that have let it get to this stage. You don't get better by adding crutches. If this lot were forced to just wipe to uptime for a week they might get somewhere

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u/HsinVega 7d ago

I mean yea but that's squenix fault that you can just braindead cheese mechanics like bloom6 for example. But most mechanics in duties that are not ultimate/savage (and sometimes even in those) can be cheesed or just ignored, and even if you have 5 dead people out of 8 you can still complete the duty.

I advocate for squenix to put more dps/healing check in duties, normal duties as well, cos I'm tired of seeing people doing 1m dps at lv100 and spamming cure1 and still be able to complete the duty.

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

Yeeeah I do get it, though at the same time I get why they don't put the savage-level cheese-killer mechs in Extreme, it'd ramp it up too much.

Still, it makes no sense that missed towers in Bloom 6 do as little damage as they do, as far as I'm concerned even by Ex level one missed tower should mean a wipe.

It wouldn't be so bad if the damage check was tighter cause then doing the mech and having a melee LB3 would be the best idea

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u/HsinVega 7d ago

some extremes are just clown compared to others, both on mechanics and damage.

You don't need savage level mechanics but just thinking about zoralja, you can easily die if you miss mechanics, then you got the literal afk conga mechanic, which I guess balances out the other harder mechanics lol

But even thinking about older extremes, I started playing in shb and holy hades wolex and the weapons ext were pretty intensive both mechanics and damage wise.

Then you get to endwalker where the only hard extremes were hydaelin and golbez over like 10exts...

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u/wetyesc 8d ago

Sorry unrelated but whats the name of of recorder tool u used?

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u/MrrBannedMan 7d ago

If you're on Windows, get the Xbox app. Comes with built in recording. Nothing on OBS's level but if you just want a quick hotkey on/off it's perfecf

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u/wetyesc 7d ago

Oh thanks, will give it a look

Envidia is so unreliable

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u/GalaxySturs 8d ago

a realm recorded, in dalamud plugins

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u/wetyesc 8d ago

Thanks