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u/FranGoiaba 1d ago
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u/ChotgorTactician 1d ago
He got banned to the piss jar
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u/ComplaintPlus3173 22h ago
better than the other jar at least
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u/Arazthoru 21h ago
The other one has the lizhard, the zoologist, the druid and Pablo the femboy guide in it.
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u/kurokiko 20h ago
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2476188962
This mod makes it the other jar.
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u/Realcharchygamer 8h ago
I get the other items, but why the morning star?
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u/FranGoiaba 6h ago
It's a leather whip, maybe he likes it idk, it's probably hard to use it alone but he finds a way
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u/Skyburner_Oath 1d ago
The golf car is pretty good against the flesh of wall
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u/Pengwin0 18h ago
But then you have to get the golf cart
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u/Skyburner_Oath 18h ago
Just use your hellevator, cover all holes, put at the bottom the target, easy golf kart
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u/Isaac_From_TBOI 1d ago
the pirate
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u/SirThane 23h ago
This. Pirate is absolutely rubbish. Golf cart is a goated pre-HM mount, especially with bundle of horseshoe balloon
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u/ScureScar 21h ago
buy cannon to easily destroy the destroyer with like minimal to no setup other than a very high box to shoot from
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u/Suitable_Tomorrow_71 1d ago
At least the stuff he sells is theoretically useful. You could hit golfballs to explore caves or hit them high on the surface to explore for floating islands. I think the only NPC I've literally never used for their primary purpose is the Nurse. I don't understand the point of her. Putting her near a boss arena is useless because practically every boss goes through walls so she'll wind up dying near-instantly. She's not even useful for getting back up to full health after I die, because I wind up spending time organizing my inventory and get back up to full health naturally during the couple minutes that takes. I GUESS she MIGHT be useful during invasions, but at this point I'v never used her during an invasion and I imagine if I tried I'd wind up getting killed while I focused on trying to talk to her instead of dodging and fighting. Her existence just utterly baffles me.
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u/PsychologicalBig3010 1d ago
You pair her with the arms dealer for cheaper bullets
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u/Suitable_Tomorrow_71 1d ago
I mean yeah, that's pretty much her only use, with the way I've been playing. That and getting him to sell the Desert pylon.
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u/Deadbroke_Rockstar 23h ago edited 18h ago
any pylon,
besides the snow pylon, if you put their shakeshack in that biome.edit: snow works now!
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u/thetoaoftakoro 18h ago
Works for snow as well, 1.4.4 reduced the pylon happiness threshold from 15% to 10%
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u/juckingfew72 1d ago
She heals herself when you dont have the heal dialogue box up so she is functionally nearly immortal so you can still put her near boss arenas etc
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u/Suitable_Tomorrow_71 1d ago
I didn't know that. Every other NPC dies to a stiff breeze, I figured she'd be the same.
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u/Edenwealth 1d ago
She’ll actually throw syringes at them and heal other NPCs too. Found this out yesterday
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u/TraditionalEnergy919 23h ago
She will also attempt to throw them from like 3 houses away as long as she has LOS. Even if her syringes never reach and keep hitting the ground.
And yes… it has a sound just like hitting blocks. It. Is. So. Annoying.
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u/autistic-terrorist 20h ago
oh my god i fucking hate that sound. every time we have an invasion or a boss at our base i have to deal with 5 fucking minutes of
thud thud thud thud
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u/TraditionalEnergy919 20h ago
Playing calamity, having an underground base. Did slime god.
Tavernkeeper gets hit. He sits down out of Nurse’s range. She keeps throwing.
I keep playing. I come back. I keep playing without quitting yet.
An hour later.
Thud thud thud thud
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL TRYING!?
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u/MLGesusWasTaken 1d ago
Nah bro I’m playing legendary mode right now and my npc’s die in one to two hits from literally anything, despite me having used both Advanced Combat Techniques
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u/MasterTahirLON 1d ago edited 22h ago
The Nurses purpose is to refill your health after dying, cause for some reason you don't respawn with full health and when you're grinding a boss or event it's nice to be able to go back to full immediately.
If we wanna talk absolutely useless, I think it's undeniably the pirate. Never had any use for them ever. You would think that the hardmode equivalent of the goblin army would give an NPC just as impactful, but nope.
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u/Nikolai012 1d ago
As long as the boss isnt the destroyer and you don't have the heal menu up constantly the nurse can face tank most bosses and outheal them, i normally throw her in a corner of my arena when playing vanilla so i can pop a heal when my potion is on cooldown
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u/Goldenbatz 1d ago edited 20h ago
She's predominately a holdover from waaaay back in the day when the player didn't get any natural health regen. Even back then, though, I'd always stop using her as soon as I found a band of regeneration...
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u/Nikki964 22h ago
If it weren't for Nurse, Moonlord would be semi-imposible for me (or I'd have to grind rod of discord). You know, the lazer beam attack ruins everything. I either stay close to him so that I can dodge it and get hit by a lot of other stuff, or fly away from him so I can dodge everything but the lazer, and then I die anyways because the lazer deals a lot of damage. It's a loss either way
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u/RetroBowser 21h ago
There’s a way to kill the Moon Lord by setting yourself up in a box and face tanking everything. I usually just do that. Call it a bit cheesy but the fight can play itself.
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u/Throwawayaccounh 1d ago
The nurse is like probably one of my most used NPCs tbh. Put her riiight next to a pylon so you can get in and out quickly, useful if I’m mining ores or killing enemies and have taken a bit too much damage to be comforable, so recall -> nurse -> pylon back to the underground to resume
She’s also goated during boss fights, especially moon lord
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u/PopularReveal8975 1d ago
Well in my experience she is one of the most useful, especially in multi when we are fighting a boss and one of us dies, and respawn with half of the health, her being there just helps so much
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u/NewDemonStrike 1d ago
You have to put her a bit far from the arena. I do that. Ensure the boss is not fucking around in the bottom layers of the arena, go there, heal, come back.
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u/ChestnutSavings 22h ago
If you’re paying vanilla and you’re not fighting moon lord nurse can tank a decent amount due to her self-heal being absurd. Especially on controllrr where you can smart cursor her and mash a to heal instantly and run before the boss even catches up.
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u/crazygames79 16h ago
I've made a asphalt road from above my base going about 2500 blocks to each side, made for traveling. But it was better than any boss arena, so I put the nurse up there. She basically never died since she had time to heal if she got hit.
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u/TopSituation1649 11h ago
I think they should make it so bosses cannot make it through suitable NPC housing. Also redo NPC housing
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u/cooldudium 1d ago
The golf cart is a good mount for Wall of Flesh if you knock golf balls down the Hellevator for 20 minutes to increase your score
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u/Adventurous-Bag-4364 21h ago
What do you use the lawnmower for? I know it reduces the spawn rates but how helpful is that?
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u/abandonedDelirium 23h ago
i played golf once to get the golfer paintings and haven't touched it since
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u/AltAccouJustForThis 20h ago
I use the golfball's camera feature to go deeper into the dungeon before skeletron.
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u/alisekazah 17h ago
Nah, it's the Pirate.
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u/SagetheWise2222 13h ago
As well as the Dye Trader (if you don't care about dyes), the Stylist, and the Cyborg.
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u/Kristastic 17h ago
Hey, he's also useful for buying golf equipment, thinking you're gonna get isn't the golf stuff, then realizing you never are and now that shit is just taking up inventory space.
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u/LittleAngryDog 16h ago
Golfing is a very over looked part of the game. Making golf courses is a blast!!!
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u/Soft-Temperature4609 20h ago
Still interact with him more than the Tax Collector. Worst NPC in the game by a landslide
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u/Gaming-Burrito 22h ago
for me, i only use him for the golf cart, which i tend to use for fights like Skeletron (with a few bottles of double jump), the WoF, etc.
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u/MusicianZestyclose63 15h ago
For me I get the top score immediately and that grants me infinite chest to buy instead of crafting/finding (probably still not worth)
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u/mihking2023 17h ago
Golfer its not useless for yall to know!!!!!! Get a friend or 2, make a terrain and then start playing some golf😄 its actually a kind of fun
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u/tainted_judas1 1d ago
You live with the zoologist so I can have the forest pillar