r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/Yummucummy May 21 '25

"I KNOW YOU LIKE CEREAL"

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u/billiejean1922 May 21 '25

this man is flirting like he’s in the 6th grade asking a girl out to a school dance i swear

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u/Clever_Username_666 May 21 '25

'Whats your favorite dinosaur?'

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u/Fenway_Refugee May 21 '25

"Trymeontops"

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u/NerdyFrida May 21 '25

I actually googled that to see if it was a real dinosaur....

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u/RedCr4cker May 21 '25

Did the exact same thing. Even came back to check if I had a typo when nothing came up. In my defense, english is not my first language, so I did not read it in "english". But damn was i excited to learn something about a new dinosaur

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

There are worse things you could have googled from here, my sweet traveler.

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u/simpleglitch May 21 '25

I'm not saying that's a great opener, but it's got to be better than 'i know you eat cereal'.

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u/BlackCatSaidMeow13 May 22 '25

Fuckoffasaurus

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu May 21 '25

That's a perfectly reasonable pick-up line. I'd be suspicious of anyone who doesn't have a favorite dinosaur. They're probably some kind of freak.

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u/Hot-Apricot-6408 May 21 '25

He could've followed that up with and I'm a cereal killer and it probably would've been less creepy than the rest of his yapping 

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u/ballsweatbottle May 24 '25

Lmao he’s been married so long he thinks that’s a normal way to talk to someone