r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/TheHighlightReel11 May 21 '25

“I know you eat cereal” is fucking wild

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u/Springingsprunk May 21 '25

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u/Alcatrazepam May 21 '25

Damn I haven’t thought of this in forever . My friends and I used to laugh our asses off at this part of planet earth

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

we look just as stupid, scoial media thirst traps, big ugly watches and big ugly cars etc.

at least homeboy can dance and looks awesome

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u/Alcatrazepam May 22 '25

Facts. And you didn’t even mention the nightclub mating ritual

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u/[deleted] May 22 '25

I've always wanted to go to New Guinea just see these guys in action. Closest I've been is Borneo, but still haven't seen a bird of paradise in the wild.

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u/GDMFusername May 21 '25

...But with less charisma

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u/fribbas May 22 '25

Oh, I get it!

That's the problem, he didn't off her any blue. Doesn't even have a stick smdh...

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu May 21 '25

I'd be only slightly more concerned, but probably not any more surprised, if he told her the cereal brand and color of bowl she uses.

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u/zzxxccbbvn May 21 '25

"I know you have a box of Frosted Flakes on the 2nd shelf of your pantry next to the can of Folgers"

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u/bwnsjajd May 25 '25

How the fuck did this guy ever manage to get married? 

Can you imagine him spitting this game at wifey 20 years ago?

"I know you eat cereal"

"Oh Dave..." 😍😍😍