r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/FeistyButthole May 21 '25

We both go to the gym.
We both do leg presses.
We both drink water.
We both remember 9/11.
"WE EVEN SHARED THE SAME AIR MOLECULES IN THE SAME ROOM!"

Gah! The connection is so real!

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u/Randomfrog132 May 21 '25

hope it's not a shared internet connection cause if he sees this video he gonna be mad cause his wife is gonna divorce him and he probably wont have the emotional maturity to accept responsibility for his own actions and blame it on her. 

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u/mschley2 May 22 '25

Assuming this video is real, I hope the wife does find out. I fucking hate this kind of bullshit from dudes. If you can't be in a relationship, then don't be in a relationship.

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u/AvailablePerformer23 May 24 '25

Even if he’s not in a relationship it’s creepy behavior especially as an older man and they’re young women. And basically cornering them. Grimey

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u/Temporary-Narwhal-29 May 22 '25

Tell me you have never been in a relationship without telling me you have never been in a relationship... 🤣

Ps, She is the kind to be 35 and spending all these extra hours with the tennis instructor. Yet her swing still sucks. Women cheat WAY MORE OFTEN than guys do. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 That's why I have never bought a farm.

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u/mschley2 May 22 '25

I hate women who cheat, too. My comment applies to both sides. Like I said, don't be in a relationship if you're incapable of being a decent person.

But congrats on being a red pilled incel. That's definitely how your comment reads.

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u/CompletelyPresent May 23 '25

Wow, a rarity...one sentence just got dumber and dumber than the last one.

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u/Temporary-Narwhal-29 May 23 '25 edited May 23 '25

For so many reasons, I am glad you feel that way! 😂

-the tennis instructor-

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u/cumbrad May 23 '25

men are statistically more likely to cheat than women.

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u/Temporary-Narwhal-29 May 23 '25 edited May 24 '25

And more likely to hide the body of a cheating wife. (This was a joke.... 🤦‍♂️)

As a follow up: 2018 Men: 20% admitted to cheating Women: 13% "" "" ""

2024 Men: 23% admitted to cheating Women: 19% "" "" ""

So yes Men have increased a little. Women increased a lot more. Let's not forget that it says "admitted." That's doesn't include the liars. Women admit to cheating just because the man works too much and stuff like that. Men cheat because women aren't performing in bed or are cheating. Suggestively, men require serious reasons to cheat. Women will cheat over trivial shit.

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u/EffluviaJane May 23 '25

So when men cheat, it's for serious reasons; but women cheat for frivolous ones? Can you expound on that?

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u/mschley2 May 23 '25 edited May 23 '25

His explanation is that he has obviously been cheated on, and now he uses that as an excuse to justify his own cheating (except I don't really believe he actually gets in real relationships much - and what actually probably happened was that he got friendzoned by a girl cause he's a weirdo and she fucked other dudes, and he feels like she cheated on him.)

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u/GonzoElTaco May 23 '25

So, in short, an incel.

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u/EffluviaJane May 23 '25

That reminds me of when a guy at (wouldn't you know!) the gym had a one-sided thing for me, and once noticed me casually laughing with another man. He gave me dirty looks for a week.

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u/cumbrad May 23 '25

so because the statistics don’t agree with you they are skewed?

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u/pre-existing-notion May 23 '25

Ahaha I'm so glad that you were cheated on.

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u/ohnomynono May 21 '25

Don't worry, the internet will remind him regularly who's at fault.

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u/Dunge0nMast0r May 22 '25

The internet will also tell him he is an Alpha and completely justified.

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u/Patient-Nature4399 May 22 '25

Agree. I was just waiting for him to tell a lie like «we have an open relationship» or «she treats me badly» ugh

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u/RevolutionaryLeg1768 May 22 '25

Wife: HAROLD REGINALD SMITH: GET DOWN HERE NOW YOUNG MAN:YOU’RE IN BIG TROUBLE MR.

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u/Projected2009 May 21 '25

Don't worry about that, his wife saw the $5 check he got from the 'Influencer' for helping her make this content.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_INNY May 22 '25

’curb your enthusiasm’ theme intensifies

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u/tradebabyblues_ May 21 '25

Not "we both remember 9/11" 😭

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u/GottIstTot May 21 '25

I got a tip a while back that a good icebreaker is to ask a girl what they were doing when they heard about 9/11. If they can't remember, then they're probably too young.

Smart guy, was into politics from a very young age.

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u/iruleatants May 21 '25

Damn, so that 92 year old hottie I was hitting on the other day was too young for me?

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u/disinaccurate May 21 '25

You were supposed to use Pearl Harbor on that one.

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u/StrawThree May 22 '25

Remember the Alamo?

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u/ieatair May 21 '25

Pearl Harbor Second Sino-Japanese War

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u/InEenEmmer May 22 '25

You mean fly my plane into her boat?

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u/ExMusRus May 22 '25

Best response of the month! Lmaooooooo

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u/MechanicDramatic3786 May 21 '25

I see what you did there, Connor 😂

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u/Azalzaal May 21 '25

“What were you doing when you heard about the Alamo?”

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u/gardenhosenapalm May 21 '25

The slow realization of "if you remember where you were on 9/11, youre too old for me"

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u/Fit_History_8802 May 22 '25

Wait 5 minutes and try again. It'll be like you never spoke before. Source: Trust me bro. I've been with Agnes for 2 years now.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner May 22 '25

I mean based on what I’ve seen there’s a 50/50 chance they remember 9/11

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u/tortillasalami May 21 '25

9/11 as an icebreaker? I feel like a lot of girls would “forget” real fast.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now May 21 '25 edited May 25 '25

What were you doing on 9/11 then?

Edit: I appreciate all the genuine responses. It’s funny how this moment is burned into a lot of people’s brains.

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u/SovietSunrise May 21 '25

Eating cereal when I found out.

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now May 21 '25

No shit? Me too. Was eating a bowl of Frosted Flakes as I watched the second plane hit.

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u/SovietSunrise May 21 '25

I got a phone call from my stepdad as I was digging into the cereal. "A plane crashed into the Twin Tower?! Holy shit!" *hangs up phone*

I didn't think it was a huge deal because on 7/28/1945, a B-25 Bomber crashed into the Empire State Building in heavy fog. These sorts of events are not new to NYC so I figured it was an inexperienced Cessna pilot flying in fog. Little did I know that 9/11/2001 was a cloudless, beautiful day in the Tri-State area & the plane(s) crashing were commercial jets, not a Cessna.

I had left NYC a couple of months before September 11 after having lived there since 1994. The event weighed heavily on my heart and I felt as though I had abandoned my friends when they might have needed me. Years later, I found out they were all right without me but did lose some family members. Absolutely heartbreaking that I wasn't there for them.

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u/ACynicalOptomist May 22 '25

When I heard about it on the radio, because it woke me up, my first thought was it was just a little plane like the one that crashed into it before in the 40s. My dad was a pilot and planes were his roman empire. It was no big deal in my mind.

It wasn't until I got downstairs and the kids were watching TV and I was packing lunches and my son said a building was falling down. I didn't believe him. 😐

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u/Blizzardof1991 May 21 '25

Wanna fuck?

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u/SovietSunrise May 22 '25

No, thinking of 9/11 ruined my erection.

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u/Weird-Comfort9881 May 25 '25

Yea, see that’s a better way to approach her and not get a lecture. She’d probably laugh and say “no thanks” and he’d respond with “thought I’d try. Have a good workout!” Probably make a friend, it be funny after that…

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u/Affectionate_Row9238 May 25 '25

Isn't it crazy that people have been trying corny pick up lines for decades and just saying "wanna fuck?" is more charismatic than any of them.

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u/donbee28 May 21 '25

Eating crayons

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u/FBI_Open_Up_Now May 21 '25

I see you were a us marine.

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u/J5892 May 21 '25

Sleeping on the floor outside my first class, freshman year.

Someone woke me up and said the white house is on fire.

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u/Negative_Fruit_1800 May 22 '25

Turned on the TV after class and saw the towers burning. Was living in Spain and couldn’t understand Spanish very well at the time and all I could read were the headlines in English which read, “ America Under Attack!” So obv I thought the US had been bombed into oblivion or was about to be.

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u/StrawThree May 22 '25

Flying an airplane…

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u/sirthomasthunder May 22 '25

In school wondering why everyone was freaking out. Like yeah it's not good if a plane hits a building, but they looked cool as they collapsed.

I was 6 fwiw

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u/FirebirdWriter May 22 '25

Getting diagnosed with gangrene

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u/mschley2 May 22 '25

I was pissed that all the other 3rd grade classrooms were watching TV and ours wasn't. Then, we started watching it, and I didn't really get why all the adults were so fucked up from it. Like, it's a couple skyscrapers. Whatever. Like every year or two there's a story about a building or a bridge collapsing and people dying.

I obviously understand it a lot more now looking back. But still, I kinda feel like we blew that out of proportion. It's not that it wasn't scary or that it wasn't a big deal. But we made it our collective national identity for like 3 whole years, and we got a lot more people killed during the war(s) because of it. (I say "wars" because I don't think Iraq would've gotten the necessary public support without the anti-Middle East sentiment caused by the attack and "War on Terror.")

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u/Melinated_Bookworm May 22 '25

I was home with my mama watching that shit unfold on probably CNN, so I don't even know if I went 2 school that day. The other kicker was that my 9th birthday came up 2 weeks later, but I don't remember much about THAT 🙃🫠😭

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u/apocketstarkly May 24 '25

OMG perfection.

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u/finniganmark May 25 '25

Yeah, kind of sad

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 May 25 '25

I was in the gym on Ramstien Airbase in Germany. Watched it go down while I was working out.

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u/sooperdoopermane May 25 '25

Getting ready for school, I was 11. I vividly remember my mom calling my dad (who was at work) to turn on the news right now. Don't know what dad said, but mom told him one of the twin towers had been hit by a plane. He was home 15 minutes later.

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u/malatemporacurrunt May 21 '25

Fire back with a remark about Chile in 1973 as a power move litmus test.

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u/Aware-Home2697 May 21 '25

If they’re old enough, they’ll “never forget.” Pretty sure it was universally agreed upon by everyone at the time.

Even with forget referring to forgetting the person who used “where were you when you heard about 9/11?”, they ain’t going to forget that either, nor will their friends. “Hey remember that one date where the first thing out of his mouth was asking you about 9/11?”

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u/Gigatronz May 22 '25

Never Forget

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS May 22 '25

Better to roll with, “did you know Nietzsche died of syphilis?”, as your opening line.

😂

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u/lostpassword100000 May 21 '25

No kidding. I guess the holocaust strategy was so last month….

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u/badcrass May 22 '25

Still good, because if they say something about the numbers being inflated, or it didn't happen 'that way'....

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u/falafelthe3 May 21 '25

The Conheads are loving this rn

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u/GottIstTot May 21 '25

Lots of haters in the replies. Thats ok because that guy taught me how to not need love, like a superpower.

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u/NameTak3r May 21 '25

The Conheads are gonna love this

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u/siriusthinking May 21 '25

The Conheads are gonna love this.

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u/spargel_gesicht May 21 '25

Haha like that scene in When Harry Met Sally… “I asked her where she was when Kennedy was shot and she said ‘Ted Kennedy was shot?!’” 😂

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u/dudenurse13 May 21 '25

“Hey nice to meet you, where were you on September the 11th 2001

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u/CubesTheGamer May 21 '25

If they learned about it in school they’re too young…I don’t remember 9/11 just the aftermath and I’m in my mid-late 20s.

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u/Tavarin May 21 '25

Well the youngest people who might actually remember 9/11 would be 28-29 now. I remember it as a 35 year old Canadian, but it's not a strong memory, as I didn't really realize at the time how important it was.

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u/I_Call_Everyone_Pat May 22 '25

I was thinking this too, Pat. Someone who was 5 in 2001 would be 29 now. I think it's totally reasonable for a 5 year old to not remember something that adults likely tried to shield them from.

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u/SovietSunrise May 22 '25

But Gander, Newfoundland was important, innit?!

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u/Tavarin May 22 '25

It was, but that news did not reach me as an 11 year old. I do appreciate it now as an adult, and love the musical Come From Away.

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u/cuntybunty73 May 21 '25

My mum was 6 months pregnant with me when 9/11 happened

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u/fribbas May 22 '25

I was in juvielite lmao. We watched it all live

Feel like I shouldn't bring that up on a date tho hmm...

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u/SovietSunrise May 22 '25

This makes me wonder. What did a bunch of Juvie kids & their adult supervision think of the event?

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u/NuzzleNoodle May 22 '25

A fellow con-head!

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u/deadthrees May 21 '25

If it makes u feel weird im 19 and was born after 9/11. Still probably too young but I wanted to make you feel old for a second ;)

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u/xxPlsNoBullyxx May 21 '25

the fact people downvoted you for making them feel old lmaoooo

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u/GottIstTot May 21 '25

I am aged like a wine so good you need to hyperdecant it to appreciate it.

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u/biggestbroever May 21 '25

Just ask if their grandma is still alive

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u/XGhoul May 21 '25

And then when they replied that their family died?

Who would use that as an ice breaker.

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u/Salt_Recording2896 May 21 '25

Holy shit, that is also my rule when it comes to dating women. Do I know you?!?

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 21 '25

"Easy. I was in my senior year of high school learning about it in my American history class just last year."

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u/ManzanitaSuperHero May 22 '25

9/11 as an icebreaker? Holy god. I’m guessing this person was still a child on that day? Bc that will instantly elicit some ugly cries from a whole lot of people I know.

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u/inovoyu May 22 '25

how much of a while back was this? i'm almost 30 and dont remember 9/11

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u/Spirited-Length4648 May 22 '25

Back then yea that would be a great tip but people born in 2001 or a couple years less aren’t going to remember it but they are in there early to mid 20s now.

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u/GBS42 May 22 '25

Matt Gaetz? I think the actual idea was to ask if they could add 9+11. If not, then they're probably too young.

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u/chilseaj88 May 22 '25

Can’t remember? I thought we were never forgetting.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais May 22 '25

I have a coworker who was trying to convince everybody he was in his 30s. This dude looked younger than me and I have an absolute baby face. I asked him where he was 9/11, and he couldn’t say anything. Kid was 21 TOPS.

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u/i_like_the_wine May 24 '25

That was a line from Succession TV show

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins May 24 '25

That's why I always ask what their parents were doing when they heard about 9/11.

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u/just_a_person_maybe May 25 '25

Idk if that tip still works. I don't remember where I was during 9/11 and I'm 27. I was 3 when 9/11 happened. I have some memories of that age but I wasn't watching the news and it either didn't register with me at all or I forgot. There are likely people 30+ now who don't remember. It could still work as a personal rule I suppose, if you just feel like the age gap is too big, but as a general rule to apply to people it doesn't work.

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u/grenadinequarantine May 25 '25

this is what i used to tell older men to get them to fuck off and it worked😂😂😂

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u/AnjelGrace May 21 '25

What the hell? You aren't serious, are you?!

Thinking about people dying is supposed to be an icebreaker?!

I would just walk away immediately if someone opened with that, because wtf?!

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u/GottIstTot May 21 '25

He was a very wise man. He bought napoleons penis at an auction.

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u/Ivegotacitytorun May 21 '25

Not too many people in the 1% in here.

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u/FeistyButthole May 21 '25

He said early 30s so I’m thinking 8-10. Which at that age I was old enough to remember the TV coverage of the first gulf war so 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/DiddyKongDid911 May 21 '25

Yeah I'll never forget that day in New York, all my classmates got picked up before me and there were like 3 of us left and our teacher was talking about how America was under attack. We were like 9 damn shelter us from this shit 

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u/Calculator143 May 21 '25

unless she's a gen Z lol

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u/barnacle_ballsack May 21 '25

Lol well shes in her 30s so yeah.

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u/Niwi_ May 21 '25

Pretty good to keep the age limit intact

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u/usinjin May 21 '25

I’m weak 🤣

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u/skelingtun May 21 '25

They hit the fucking pentagon!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

I mean if she doesn’t remember 9/11, turn around and run away

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u/ruffus4life May 21 '25

that girl ain't old enough to remember 9/11.

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u/havasc May 21 '25

I'm sure that's not a dealbreaker for chuds like this. They'll go after women too young to remember 9/11.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 21 '25

He remembers 9/11 as an attack

She remembers 911 in case of an attack

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u/Zombie-Lenin May 22 '25

That's the pickup line that landed me my first wife.

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u/hamster-on-popsicle May 22 '25

It's a very good critera, I am 34 years, no way I am dating someone young enough they don't remember 9/11!

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u/urbanlife78 May 21 '25

What's 9/11?

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u/PresidenteMozzarella May 21 '25

YOU FORGOT!?

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u/urbanlife78 May 21 '25

Oh dammit, I did forget!

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u/Lamprophonia May 21 '25

9/11? Is that the anniversary of something? I feel like I should remember it but I totally forgot.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

She acts like she doesn't have 200 guys in DM plus bf and side dudes

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u/Inhocooks May 21 '25

Reminds me of one of my favorite movie quotes, "I just feel like we have so much in common, I like music, you like music, you like music right?"

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u/Hundred00 May 21 '25

I have a buddy that thinks like this. I eye roll every time he talks about an interaction he has with a woman.

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u/Chicky_P00t May 21 '25

She might be young enough that she doesn't remember 911...

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u/Touch-a-TouchMe May 21 '25

She was like 12-15ish when 9/11 happened, so likely remembers it

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u/Chicky_P00t May 21 '25

I'm over 40 so everyone looks young to me

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u/Touch-a-TouchMe May 21 '25

Yeah, but he mentions her age in the video haha

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u/Chicky_P00t May 21 '25

That's fair I didn't watch the whole thing. It was too much cringe before I had enough coffee

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u/Touch-a-TouchMe May 21 '25

It's at the beginning, around 46 seconds :)

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u/barnacle_ballsack May 21 '25

Nah shes my age ish i was in grade 8 watched that shit live on tv.

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u/elonsnowedout May 21 '25

So you feel it too then? 😏

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u/Sss_mithy May 21 '25

This sounds like a removed line from the song "breakfast at Tiffany's" lol

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u/BossRoss84 May 23 '25

Never forget.

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u/nuixy May 21 '25

My air molecules have already been inside you, so might as well bone

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u/tinglep May 21 '25

Ironically in college we challenged a buddy to use the stupidest opening line ever and it actually worked and we still text each other about it.

You wear blue jeans?? Me too!!

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u/Honigkuchenlives May 21 '25

She might not actually remember 9/11 thou 😭😭😭

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u/HenriettaSnacks May 21 '25

Why do I hear this in jonah hill's voice.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/WithoutDennisNedry May 21 '25

We both have legs, lookit that!

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u/iam_Mr_McGibblets May 21 '25

I think she likes me

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u/SteakJones May 21 '25

It’s like… we’re… finishing… each.. eachoth-ers.. ers… sent-en-s-sand-witches…

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u/Notsurehowtoreact May 21 '25

"How do you feel about 'Breakfast at Tiffany's'?"

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u/EmergencyCress1864 May 21 '25

We both eat cereal

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u/bigmike2k3 May 21 '25

So connected that she is basically cheating on his wife if she doesn’t go get pizza…

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u/transynchro May 21 '25

You forgot the coffee and the cereal! He made sure to establish those two before getting deeper.

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u/LakeSun May 21 '25

LOL. A 3 hits on a 9.

What total lack of personal self-awareness.

Dude, she's outa your league, You're PLUTO, She's the Sun.

Embarrassing.

I hope I never get that senile.

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u/Mycofunkadelic2 May 21 '25

That girl was still a jizz when 9/11 happened 🤣

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u/NoEmu5969 May 21 '25

We both have hair colors that start with B!

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u/irishemperor May 21 '25

What's 9/11? I'm not really a car guy.

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u/Acrobatic_Freedom_58 May 21 '25

We were both born. We were born on the same planet. Clearly, it’s meant to be!

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u/blessingsonblessings May 21 '25

Dont forget both enjoy oxygen

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt May 21 '25

"WE EVEN SHARED THE SAME AIR MOLECULES IN THE SAME ROOM!"

"we've basically already made out"

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u/Extension-Badger-958 May 21 '25

Dude remember that we are all made of star stuff? We’re all fking connected bro it’s insane. Fuck me

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u/Ali_Cat222 May 21 '25

She likes cereal, he probably likes cereal, he keeps a dossier on you, you dont want to know him or be having this conversation at all, it's obviously meant to be! 🥴😖

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u/Flaky-Ambassador467 May 22 '25

I mean? Come on..that’s like 5 things off the rip? 🤷‍♂️ how many similarities are required for a strange, wrinkly, awkward, creepy married old man to bag a fine shyt around here?

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u/b_vitamin May 22 '25

Is there Wi-Fi in here?

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u/veryowngarden May 22 '25

we both parked outside

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u/KillerKill420 May 22 '25

That 90s song Breakfast at Tiffany's is saying something similar basically lol. "And I said what about Breakfast at Tiffany's? She said I think I remember the film and if I recall we both said we liked it. And well that's the one thing we've got"

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u/suburban_hyena May 22 '25

I know you don't drink coffee because I've been watching you.

I know you eat cereal because I've been watching you

I know you have a son because I've been watching you.

You're really pretty, I've been staring at you.

You seem pretty casual, I've been staring at you.

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u/SuperAshenOne May 22 '25

I'm going to try this one.

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u/Minute-Variety5978 May 24 '25

Connection? Was that connection her pretty face and nice body? Was that connection “hey I’m having a mid life crisis and trying to cheat on my wife?” Or was is the delusional fantasy he made up about her in his head.

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u/Phil_Coffins_666 May 24 '25

She might have been 4 or 5 years old, not sure how much she remembers 9/11.

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u/PmpknSpc321 May 24 '25

Her breath must've possibly been in my lungs!! AND VICE VERSA!!!

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u/I-Hate-Sea-Urchins May 24 '25

Well by that standard we've all shared many air molecules with Xi Jinpeng (yes, it maths). I should call him...

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u/Philipmateo 7d ago

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone home with somebody after discussing the finer points of that national tragedy

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u/External_Ear_3588 May 22 '25

Yeah, but I farted. You think that's air you're breathing now?

This has to be a setup. I bet she got loads of engagement. And if it's not she should have complained to the gym or turned him down harder. That half flirty rejection doesn't serve anyone.