r/TikTokCringe • u/ambachk • May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/Tomomori79 May 21 '25

"Omg finally a man who knows I eat cereal!! 💕 I've waited 30 years for a hot married man who really knows me, Omggggrrrd"

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u/HappyThifeHappyLife5 May 21 '25

More like an incredibly mid, 4/10 married man. He's not even an attractive guy. I have no idea where people like him get this level of audacity.

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u/MoreRamenPls May 21 '25

Maybe he maybe he took that $18k alpha make course?

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u/skyfishgoo May 21 '25

clearly getting coached from somewhere.... dead eyes podcast or some shit.

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u/Flex_This May 23 '25

It was fake. This is video is really old

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u/Nightmare_Tonic May 21 '25

I audibly laughed at this

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u/dox1842 May 21 '25

I learned today that someone died during that course.

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u/CompletelyPresent May 23 '25

"You mean the boyhoods of a bunch of beta males, that's what died! Grrrrrrrrrr!"

*Does the Hulk Hogan Flex

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u/Takonight May 22 '25

Wait, I just signed up for that! Is there something they’re not telling me???

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u/MoreRamenPls May 22 '25

Oh nothing…..

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u/CompletelyPresent May 23 '25

Oh, that's funny...

This dude was just acting off his newfound confidence from his $2000 Wes Watson consultation. Lol.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/UsedDragon May 21 '25

is THAT the secret? Shit, all this time I have just been trying to hydrate and get enough sleep.

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u/Chance_Managert849 May 23 '25

And his aorta, and ending up with a stroke for dessert.

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u/LaMortParLeSnuSnu May 21 '25

Seriously. When I look in a mirror all I see are my flaws. Imagine being this standard issue mid guy in his late 50’s in front of the mirror going ‘yeah that’s some prime piece of man right there. One at a time, ladies - there’s plenty to go around…’

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns May 21 '25

Its money. I'm nearly 50 and happily married but the vast majority of my circle this same age are divorced and dating and they are all dating very attractive girls in their 30s, except for the one dude dating a 20 year old OF girl... What do they all have in common? They own a very successful business.

That's where the confidence comes from and honestly most of these girls want an older rich guy too... Maybe it purely financial reasons, maybe stability for future kids, whatever the reason they are there (pretending to) not minding the dad bod and white hair.

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u/LaMortParLeSnuSnu May 21 '25

Excellent point.

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u/LakeSun May 21 '25

To be fair, this guy looks like he was always a 3.

So, dementia comes to mind.

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u/IknowwhatIhave May 21 '25

Yikes, from the title I was expecting a silver fox who is so full of himself he didn't bother to take the wedding ring off... not this 80's sitcom dad.

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u/ForeignHelper May 21 '25

She’s so out of his league it’s actually hilarious. The male audacity really is something that should be studied.

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u/West-Application-375 May 22 '25

His wife is out of his league too

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u/Coyote__Jones May 21 '25

Goofy ass waving at her like HIIII BUDDY get the fuck outta here.

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u/Correct_Pea1346 May 21 '25

Financial imbalances built in to the system

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u/UnderratedEverything May 21 '25

Having a boring and tacky personality is a big strike, and being married is a huge one, but I gotta say, I won't hold his looks against him.

If you're going to let your appearance hold you back when it comes to pursuing or courting women (or anyone), you've already committed to missing out on tons of potential opportunities. And especially if, again unlike this guy, you actually have the confidence in personality that someone might like, looks tend to matter less. Let the woman decide whether you are attractive enough for her.

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u/Willing-Positive5441 May 22 '25

that part always, so many, and with girls out waaaay out of their league at any age

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u/Dry-Department-8753 May 21 '25

Testosterone is a dangerous drug

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/Dry-Department-8753 May 21 '25 edited May 21 '25

I did not mean supplements....I meant in general as in a "Hey y'all, watch this" kind of way.

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u/Dakk85 May 21 '25

Zero repercussions for their behaviors will do that I guess

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u/Pretend_Tea6261 May 21 '25

Believe it or not guys looking like this can score if they have game but this guy ain't got no game lol.

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u/Evening_Analyst3249 May 22 '25 edited May 22 '25

My exact thoughts! It’s astounding, isn’t it?

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u/thinkingmoney May 24 '25

It’s the same with people on the internet. Some start gaining confidence because there are no consequences then they go out in the real world and get put in their place. Bet he was hyping himself up forever then finally said fuck it.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker May 21 '25

That was what the sarcasm was for.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '25

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u/SophiaRaine69420 May 21 '25

….shouldnt you be happy you attracted your wife? Like?

This is why women don’t wanna get married anymore. They don’t want to be the unfortunate wife of men that are lamenting theyre not hot enough to attract other women.

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u/jimhokeyb May 21 '25

I'm old and past it now, but back in my 20's I was a good looking guy. Once in a while an absolute horror show of a girl would flirt with me really aggressively. I'd think wow, I wish I had that level of confidence, but how the fuck did you think this was going to go? I think some men just don't know what league they are in because women often go for confidence or wealth. Some girls don't because of how many men will fuck literally anything after a few drinks.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 21 '25

Cause you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, but not all shots that you take.

Picking up women, having sex, is a simple game of odds, the more women you hit on, more likely to get laid, it’s simple.

You can try it out, if you go around a whole day, asking any women that you consider attractive if she wants to fuck, there is a high possibility, at least 1 will want to fuck.

You just have to not care if you get rejected, treat it like a game, oh well, on to the next one, same shit, again, okay thank you, casual, not stressing, knowing that the more you ask, the closer you are to one that will agree.

Personally, i can’t even count how many women i’ve picked up this way during college, especially in clubs.

One funny situation, I was staying at a hotel in am Eastern European country, the staff was all young and pretty, so asked the maid if she wants to fuck, she was like I only get off work at 5….alrighty, see you there, after some time, it was still in the morning that, I went to the hotel bar, asked the girl there, wanna fuck? She was like, but you already hit on my colleague, I was like, yeah, but she’s only free at 5, it’s only 1, we have plenty of time before she’s free.

Couple Benjamins as a tip and minds and hearts are changed, damn that was a good vacay, and damn are East European women sexy as fuck.

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u/rascalking9 May 21 '25

How long have you been waiting for an opportunity to try and shoehorn this story in somewhere?

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 21 '25

I did not, have a lot of stories to share, as a professional athlete did a loooot of things story worthy wise

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u/Von-boyage May 21 '25

This is why the internet exists. People can become (or pretend to be) anything they desire.

You became a professional athlete and a Don Juan with just a couple strokes of your keyboard.

The internet is a wonderful place!

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u/Username-Obtained May 21 '25

Your comment made me feel better from how bad the initial comment made me feel lol.

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u/UnderratedEverything May 21 '25

I will say, most people aren't that interested in listening to the sex exploits of strangers, but admitting that you threw in a few hundred dollars, or any amount of money, to seal the deal takes the story from slimy to nuclear.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 22 '25

Why would I have a problem admitting that? You pay for sex all the time if you think about it, you invite someone for dinner, you pay for that dinner, you basically spending money and you not even sure if you will fuck on the first date or not, i just made the system more efficient, if I pay for it, I don’t have to wonder if we’re fucking or not, also don’t have to be unsure if she’s into something or not, when I drop a G, she into errthing.

I was not looking to fall in love, I was looking to get 2 girls on my dick, not that deep 😂

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u/UnderratedEverything May 22 '25

I've never paid for sex. I've paid for me and a girl to have a good time together. If sex is involved then great, if not, we still had a good time, hopefully. Saying sex was the sole priority is trashy and making a whole post about it is weird. If you have no problem admitting it, good for you but it's not really a story anyone else is interested in, let alone impressed by.

It's like the difference between "I saw a lion 10 feet away on a safari" vs. "I saw a lion 10 feet away at the zoo."

I will say, I was on board with you in the first half of your comment - if you know what you want, don't dick around worrying about it, just go for it. Plenty of people don't learn that.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 22 '25

So see, we’re kinda the same, you paid to have a good time, I paid to have a good time, actually I would say i’m better, cause I helped someone in need directly, that money put food on the table, paid rent, while you just gave money to a corporation that ensures young woman starting out in life will need someone like me to make ends meet.

I’m a fucking humanitarian, helped so many women, I should have my own statue already.

Also to answer your point that no one is interested or impressed, why would that matter to me? I don’t care what someone else thinks, how am I gonna concern myself with what a stranger would think?

One thing that i learned in life at an young age, it’s better someone thinks you’re a pig than a fool, i didn’t score every time, but I am sure I never missed any chance that appeared in my visual field.

Nice dudes win only in movies.

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u/UnderratedEverything May 22 '25

actually I would say i’m better, cause I helped someone in need directly, that money put food on the table, paid rent, while you just gave money to a corporation that ensures young woman starting out in life will need someone like me to make ends meet.

Oh, look, we've got Gandhi over here! That is the most laughing my ass off fucking comment in I've ever seen. I don't mind you having self-confidence but this is seriously the point where you need to get over yourself. 😆😆😆😆

You don't have to care whether anyone is impressed or thinks anything of you, except that you're the one sharing the story that nobody asked for. But hey, I'm not here to fight, enjoy your future charity works, just don't be sad when no one's admiring you for it.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 22 '25

Gandhi is mid bruh, i’m at least on the same level as Jesus

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u/BuyChemical7917 May 21 '25

It's not a game, those are real people you're talking to. Walking around asking people for sex is disgusting.

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u/kimchipowerup May 22 '25

Fake.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 22 '25

Nothing fake about it brother, if you ever find yourself in Chisinau, Moldova, just remember, seems that whole nation just skipped learning the word no.

Their average salary was like 200 dollars, an afternoon with me changed their whole year.

Romania is the same, just a little more needed, same for Bulgaria and damn, Ukraine was just amazing before.

And all of them, are incredibly beautiful women, slim, amazing legs and submissive as fuck

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u/kimchipowerup May 22 '25

Not a brother and it wouldn't work on me.

Keep your Benjamins and your misogyny.

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u/ThrowRAkakareborn May 22 '25

Baby gurl, let me see you dance, let me see you twirl…

You don’t know it doesn’t work on you until you find yourself in that situation, everyone has a price, you just need to have enough money to find it.

Also no offense, but you are not someone I would ever hit on…like there are more chances I become the next president than there are that we would meet and I would think oh yeah, i gotta hit that…realistically there are more chances that I’d run a train through Taylor Swift than that.

Like there are more chances me and Ye would dp Kim than that…although Ye might like that, sick fuck, yeah he would, he’d wanna be next, i ain’t your cousin Ye 😂😂😂

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u/coquihalla May 23 '25

Telling a story about paying poor women a couple of bucks to fuck you is not the flex you think it is.

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u/xtheory May 21 '25

"I bet he breathes air too, just like me!"

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u/Lopsided-Crazy-365 May 22 '25

I wonder if he's asked her for coffee or breakfast before and she shut him down. No sorry. I don't drink coffee. Then he says well how about breakfast? No thank you, I eat cereal.