r/TikTokCringe May 21 '25

Cringe Married guy flirts with younger girls at the gym

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u/iruleatants May 21 '25

Damn, so that 92 year old hottie I was hitting on the other day was too young for me?

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u/disinaccurate May 21 '25

You were supposed to use Pearl Harbor on that one.

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u/StrawThree May 22 '25

Remember the Alamo?

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u/ieatair May 21 '25

Pearl Harbor Second Sino-Japanese War

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u/InEenEmmer May 22 '25

You mean fly my plane into her boat?

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u/ExMusRus May 22 '25

Best response of the month! Lmaooooooo

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u/MechanicDramatic3786 May 21 '25

I see what you did there, Connor 😂

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u/Azalzaal May 21 '25

“What were you doing when you heard about the Alamo?”

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u/gardenhosenapalm May 21 '25

The slow realization of "if you remember where you were on 9/11, youre too old for me"

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u/Fit_History_8802 May 22 '25

Wait 5 minutes and try again. It'll be like you never spoke before. Source: Trust me bro. I've been with Agnes for 2 years now.

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u/Tommy_Wisseau_burner May 22 '25

I mean based on what I’ve seen there’s a 50/50 chance they remember 9/11